Mike Johnson Elected Speaker
I don’t even think this is worth reporting, but I’m tired after writing an exhausting religious article, so hey – filler. RT: Congressman Mike Johnson of Louisiana, a staunch supporter…
Feinstein Dead, McCarthy First Ever Ousted Speaker – Who Cares?
Dianne Feinstein finally died after years of being rolled around in a wheelchair in a vegetive state to hold a Senate seat. Meanwhile, Kevin McCarthy, as the result of an…
Ukrainians Whining About McCarthy Ouster, Secret Deal Falling Through
So, here’s the short story: McCarthy was ousted because he made a secret deal with the Democrats to fund the Ukraine war forever. He told Matt Gaetz, and the American…
McCarthy Elected on 15th Vote, Gaetz Says He Got Everything He Wanted
Congratulations to Speaker Kevin McCarthy! In the 118th Congress, House Republicans will restore the People’s House and pass our Commitment to America. 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/1uO9vq6YWg — House Republicans (@HouseGOP) January 7,…
After 11 Votes, McCarthy Still Stuck at 200 – Continues to Refuse to Negotiate or Surrender
Kevin McCarthy’s war for the Speakership is very similar to his hero Vladimir Zelensky’s war for the Donbass. He is losing badly and has no path to victory, and yet he…
Kevin McCarthy Continues the Humiliation, Trump Taints Himself by Hitching to Sinking Ship
pic.twitter.com/pFhQPPATQK — Matt Gaetz (@mattgaetz) January 5, 2023 Kevin McCarthy is still losing very badly, with more and more members of Congress opposing his ascension to Speaker of the House.…
If McCarthy Wants Peace, He’s Going to Have to Surrender the Donbass
Kevin McCarthy is barely hanging on to his bid for House Speaker, as many people do not want him. At time of writing, he’s gone through six votes and lost…
Kevin McCarthy Totally Cockblocked from Speakership After Losing 3 Votes
Hardline Republicans repeatedly blocked Kevin McCarthy’s bid to lead their brand-new majority in the House, as he fell short of the 218 votes needed to succeed Democrat Nancy Pelosi as…
Mitch McConnell Warns Against “Unacceptable” GOP Candidates
Mitch McConnell – who is believed to have once invited a handsome man in a wheelchair to an orgy – has warned Republicans that they cannot put forward “unacceptable” candidates.…
“It’s a Fedsurrection” – Greene and Gaetz Hold Press Event Asking for Ray Epps Explanation
Yesterday, I wrote a low effort joke post that was not funny (on purpose) regarding the anniversary of the 1/6 massacre by MAGA revolutionaries. I’m just so tired of talking…