We Should Give Matt Gaetz a Chance
Matt Gaetz hosted a Zero Hedge backed debate between libertarian Dave Smith and (allegedly non-Jewish) neocon global dominationist Robert Spencer this week. Overall, the debate is mundane and not worth…
Matt Gaetz Undergoes Dangerous Procedure to Genetically Engineer Himself with Alien DNA
In a bold move shocking to many Americans, former Congressman Matt Gaetz has undergone a dangerous procedure to splice alien DNA into his own body. It is believed that he…
Matt Gaetz “Pulls Out” of Attorney General Nomination Like It’s Some Teenage Slut!
What country was involved in this blackmail operation Matt? Will you name them? — Jake Shields (@jakeshieldsajj) November 21, 2024 I had excellent meetings with Senators yesterday. I appreciate their…
Matt Gaetz Paid Two Adult Women Who Were Once Children for Sex, the Women Allege
Joel Leppard is the attorney for two women who testified before the House Ethics Committee about former Rep. Matt Gaetz’s conduct. Leppard said his clients told the committee that they…
Yonder Slut Tells Court She had Sex with Matt Gaetz When She Was a Tiny Child, Aged a Mere 17 Years
EXCLUSIVE: The woman at the center of the DOJ’s probe of Rep. Matt Gaetz testified to the House Ethics Committee that Gaetz had sex with her when she was 17…
ADL Claims Hero Attorney General Matt Gaetz is an Antisemite! Falsely Claims AGAIN They Did Not Murder Our Jesus!
Previously: BREAKING: Matt Gaetz Rushed to the Hospital After “Drowning in Jewish Semen” Yo, I’m not big on Trump’s Jewish agenda, but I’m all-in for GAETZ. He’s a real one who…
More Okay Picks: Tulsi Gabbard for Director of National Intelligence, Matt Gaetz for Attorney General
Thank you, @realDonaldTrump, for the opportunity to serve as a member of your cabinet to defend the safety, security and freedom of the American people. I look forward to getting…
BREAKING: Matt Gaetz Rushed to the Hospital After “Drowning in Jewish Semen”
Trouble on Capitol Hill today as far-right Congressman was rushed to the hospital after having drown in Jewish semen. “I’ve seen a lot of Jewish semen in my day, but…
Despite There Being No Criminal Charges, Matt Gaetz is Accused by Committee of Having Low Ethics
The House ethics committee is continuing to probe allegations that Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz “engaged in sexual misconduct and illicit drug use” and that he “sought to obstruct government investigations…
Matt Gaetz Blasts Deranged Republican War Mongers, Calls Out Free Money for Jews
Matt Gaetz with a powerful speech giving it to the fake Republicans. “Don’t get me wrong I’d prefer to just fight the democrats but if the republicans are going to…