Russian Cats Banned from International Competitions
Hit ’em where it hurts – right in the cats! (We need to really start marking articles as “not parody.” We’re posting parody articles, and I can see how people…
Jockstrap Masks Make Their Debut at New York Fashion Week
And somehow, the jockstrap ones aren’t even the ugliest clothes in the show Breitbart: New York Fashion Week has debuted an item that salutes the imperative form must follow function…
Swiss Region to Hold Referendum on Giving Apes “Fundamental Rights”
I’ll bet you thought this title was a clever racist reference to black people. But no, it’s actual apes. Which honestly, are more deserving of rights than black people. No…
Women’s Marchers Apologize for Mentioning White Supremacist Number in Email
I should have known that the Women’s Marchers were a bunch of Hitler-lovers attempting to genocide the Indians all over again. I would have thought that one genocide is enough…
“Asian Carp” Changed to “Invasive Carp” Because Asian Feelings Supposedly Hurt
Good to see America’s still trying to tackle the hardest issues of our time. I hope completely destroying the life of anyone who ever said Asian Carp is next. …
Germany: Green Party’s Youth Wing Wants to Give Literal Children the Right to Vote
It might not be obvious, but this is part of a pedophile agenda. The Green Party has had a pedophile agenda for a long time. Free West Media: The Green…
NYT Best-Seller: “God, Help Me Hate White People”
The author At some point, all white people are going to have to deal with the fact that this movement of blacks that has emerged over the past decade is…
Australia: Feminist Academic Wants to Change Body Part Names Because They’re Sexist
If no woman had ever been allowed to set foot in a university, would anything of value had been lost? Breitbart: Human body parts named after “men, kings and gods”…
Zimbabwe: Vice President Blames Country’s Problems on Whitey Not Teaching Them Economics
Black people, if left to their own devices, become parodies of black people. Infowars: Zimbabwe has been tasked with famines, starvations, and hyperinflation since a revolution topped it from its…
Study Shows Vegan Cult Exploding in America, Now Has 10 Million Victims
Spartacus Daily Stormer April 9, 2020 Apparently, a lot of people find this convincing I want to say I feel bad for how sick most of these people will be…