Italy: Climate Cultists Keep Blocking Traffic to Change the Weather
YOU HAVE TO STOP DRIVING TO WORK OR THE WEATHER IS GOING TO CHANGE AND EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE. ANSA: One of the strongest ways to offend someone in…
Animal Communism: The Science Finally Starts Investigating Inequality and Privilege Among Animals
We always knew it was coming. The fact that everything humans are doing is so unnatural means that we must completely lie about nature itself in order to justify our…
UK: School Bans Any Kind of Physical Contact Among Students
I’m just going to assume there is a “gay blowjob” exemption to this rule. Metro: A school near Manchester has banned its pupils from any physical contact with each other…
Anthony Blinken Says He Talks About Anal Sex Every Time He Meets the Saudis
Saudi Prince Salman: “So, we’ve still got this thing in Yemen, but more importantly right now, I’ve heard you want to make a deal on oil. Because, you know, the…
Scotland: 66-Year-Old Man Can’t Donate Blood Because He Won’t Say If He’s Pregnant
Leslie Sinclair has been donating blood regularly for 50 years without anyone asking him if he’s pregnant Donating blood is creepy and weird anyway. But that isn’t really the point…
San Francisco School District to Stop Using Word “Chief” in Job Titles Because Injuns
See, this is what we keep telling you – they’re just hunting things down that they can ban, based on anything – or just based on nothing. The College Fix:…
“Latinx” Never Caught On, So Now They’re Shilling “Latine”
A hundred years ago, people thought we’d be colonizing Mars right about now. Instead, we’re conquering the Mexican language to make it more inclusive for trannies. Spanish is one of…
Physics Study Discovers Whiteboards Were Racist All Along
It’s about time we dealt with the white board question. Campus Reform: Did a recent physics study argue that whiteboards are racist? “Observing Whiteness in Introductory Physics: A Case Study”…
UK: Football Coach Apologizes for Obviously True Statement Everyone Agrees With
I always assumed Northern Ireland is the last place in the British Isles that has somewhat healthy T levels. Guess I was wrong… You’re a little sissy boyo, ain’t ya…
Biden Introduces Tranny Passports for Flying Trannies
Frankly, if you’re getting a new passport, you should probably just choose the tranny “X,” because it will make you less likely to be abused by the TSA. If some…