Memetic Monday: Doomed to a Life of Happiness
Illness Revelations be like Okay, so. Yeah, I mean. Literally, huh? So Anglin. Today is mostly filler I guess, but there are memes. A couple, at least. SPOILER: this is…
You’re Lucky If You’re Even Reading This
The Illness Revelations are a Magic Mystery Tour you go on without taking acid. It’s coming to take you away. After a quiet period through the entire month of October,…
BOOM: NBC Reports West in Negotiations with the Ukraine for SURRENDER!
Here’s the original article. I always quote publications that have a better format for my quote system, but this is important enough you might want the original. It’s over, faggots!…
Disney Releasing Fourth Consecutive George Floyd Animated Film Despite Massive Losses
Wish, featuring a black bitch fighting evil whites, is Disney’s fourth George Floydist animated film. The first three were disasters for the company, but they’ve decided to keep doing it.…
Watched “Gangs of New York” – Had No Irish Experience
If you’re getting bored with Irish identity themes, please standby. It’s almost over. It will come back, but right now, it’s almost over. Next week, we’re starting fresh with hot…
“DROWNED IN A HOT TUB. HAHAHAHA” or the Urgent Necessity of Brutal Irish Nepotism
On the day that guy from Friends died, a former SNL writer mocked him with a hilarious tweet. Although the tweet got criminally low engagement, the writer is is a…
Memories of Irishness: Green is My Favorite Color
This article is part of a series on my memories of Irish identity, which are themselves a part of a series of articles called “The Illness Revelations.” This particular article…
I had a Dream That Bill Gates Gave a TED Talk About How OJ Simpson was Innocent
Yesterday, when I was trying to collect those memes, I feel asleep in my chair. That’s why they were late. I fell asleep sitting up in my chair. While sleeping…
Author’s Note on This Week’s Illness Revelations (Unconfirmed Rumors)
There was a Stormer quality lull. I’m not sure how long it lasted. Sometimes I want to say “since about 2018.” Though I’m maybe being unfair to myself with that.…
Memetic Monday: You’ll Get Nothing From Me
Soon My claims of total supremacy over the Irish race have not gone unnoticed. I’ve experienced an altercation with the Pakistani overlord of Ireland, who is now bullying me into…