Double Helix in the Sky Tonight
I’m been writing bitter screeds for a week or so now. Decided to skip it. It’s not going for anything. Bitterness is for loss. If there’s nothing to be saved,…
Jews Deliver a Gay and Retarded New World Order for Fat People and Women
Everyone is getting to know this new kind of government system we have recently been gifted. Some seem to like it, apparently purely as a result of a kind of…
Yes, Sir. I am, Unfortunately, Still Alive.
I shouldn’t publish headlines like that. I’m in no way suicidal. And I don’t want to be “suicided.” Although I will say. This might be too doxy, but I’ll say…
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! First and foremost, I am thankful that I can publish a Thanksgiving article on a Sunday. Most people do not have the experience of working for 4,244…
Serious Internet Person™ (Including May-May Posting)
Just let it happen. Don’t fear. Here’s the deal, my folksy folks: meme articles are the most popular articles. So now I’m slipping stuff I think is important into meme…
Memetic Monday: Delivered on Time, As Always
(NOTE: This was literally ready on Monday. I swear I posted it. It was somehow unposted…! I have another article ready to post now and am just noticing this was…
Memetic Monday: Tuesday Night Special Irredeemably Tainted Edition (Formerly: PLACEHOLDER: MEMES COMING SOON)
SERIOUS WARNING: THIS HAS NOW BEEN UPDATED WITH REAL MEMES. MY ADVICE IS TO SCROLL THROUGH ALL OF THE TEXT. IT’S TOTAL GARBAGE. ONLY READ IT IF YOU ARE REALLY…
Memetic Monday: How About I Cream Your Crops, Homo?
These memes today might not be the cream of the crops. But I have never thought crops should really be very creamy anyway. Whenever I heard that phrase, I imagined…
Astroturf Bonanza: Double-Talking Kook Nick Fuentes Continues Flooding Internet with Lies and Gibberish
Following the death of Charlie Kirk, all sorts of weird things are going on. It has “rallied the MAGA base” in a depraved manner, similar to the way the nation…
Announcing the Dawn of a New Age of Ultimate Content (I Finally Figured Out Where We’re Going Here)
At this point, you probably think “oh jeez it’s been a long time since Anglin published something, why isn’t he doing the thing about the Charlie Kirk neck thing proving…