Charlie Kirk is a Repulsive Freak, His Head is Filled with Water
Charlie Kirk, the head of Turning Point USA, is a controlled opposition shill who has been brought in by the media to represent the MAGA movement. In fact, everything that…
O, Coronavirus: A Pathological Society Twirling Toward Communist Hell
We are now far enough away from the initial hoax of the coronavirus that we should be able to look at it soberly. Most people apparently cannot, hence the fact…
Tucker V. Hannity: Ultimate Bloodmatch X-Treme
Sean Hannity has risen up against Tucker Carlson to offer a brave defense of Amazon.com and Jeff Bezos. Tucker signs off the show every day by handing it over to Sean…
Dick Masterson Shut Down His Patreon Alternative, Declaring It Impossible to Get Credit Card Processing for Banned People
Dick Masterson is an L.A. BASED comedian who is a regular guest on The Ralph Retort. I’ve never followed Dick closely, but I’m a pretty devoted listener of Ralph’s, so…
To the Noble Ninety-Four – I Salute Thee!
I explained earlier this week that mycomputer has been causing me problems and that in order to do my work at 100% efficiency, I would need to get a new…
Tucker Talks About NYT Publishing His Home Address, Pictures of His Home, Soliciting Violence
On his show on Monday, Tucker Carlson did a short segment at the end of the show on the plan by the New York Times to publish his new home…
Florida’s Broward County Declares Masks Must be Worn Inside Your Home
Broward County Florida has officially declared via a decree that humans who live in this district must wear masks while inside of their own homes. Section 4 of Broward County…
I Need a New Work Computer. Please Contribute.
For the last couple of months, people have been sending some more donations, and the site has not been operating at a severe deficit likeitwas allof last year. I want…
Self-Help Sunday: Never Blame Others for Things You Personally Have Control Over
The Jews constantly talk about how everyone hates them, but they very rarely attempt to explain why everyone hates them. It is generally presented to people that every country on…
CatboyKami: The Hero We Deserved
In our darkest hour, a hero has risen. The world is burning. Hell has been unleashed. But at least someone is still able to make me laugh. Watch this. Don’t…