Eddie Van Halen is Finally Dead!
Great news! NBC News: Legendary guitarist Eddie Van Halen, whose band helped define the rock genre from the late 1970s through much of the 1980s, died Tuesday following a bout…
This Russia Thing
Play third world games, win third world prizes I’ve been way too deep in this Russia hoax for way too long, but right now, we are experiencing something monumental. I…
NYT: COLLEGE STUDENT DIES OF CORONAVIRUS!!!!! (Just Don’t Check Paragraph 18)
The New York Times has an article up entitled, “A Student Dies, and a Campus Gets Serious About Coronavirus,” about a college student allegedly dying of coronavirus at Appalachian State…
New York Times Says Trump’s Infection Means It’s Time to Get Serious About Corona Hysteria
I’m really having a very difficult time processing the leftist response to people who downplay coronavirus getting coronavirus. They gloat about it, like, “HAHAHA, NOW YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!”…
What is “White Supremacy”? Ask a White Supremacist Neo-Nazi!
There are no doubt a lot of people coming here today who don’t normally read the site, given that the media has splashed me all over their outlets, calling me…
Ann Coulter Explains the Proud Boys Thing
I’ve explained the thing where they’re attacking the Proud Boys as “white supremacists.” You should hear someone else explain it. Here’s Ann Coulter, from her most recent column: This is…
Therapy Thursday: Keep Calm, Keep Cool, And Keep Your Cards Close to the Chest, Kid
As an accent to the alluring arrangement of Alliterative Autumn, Self-Help Sunday is becoming Therapy Thursday. I’m just joking with you, jolly gents. There is no known notification for a…
Tucker Carlson: “Trump Could Make a Wine List Sound Menacing”
Tucker Carlson’s analysis of the debate was a flop. This was his basic thesis: Joe Biden seemed reasonable while pushing a radical agenda, whereas Trump seemed radical by pushing a…
The Trump-Wallace Debate was Literally the Best Thing I’ve Ever Seen in My Entire Life
I am perhaps the greatest writer of my generation, quite possibly the single greatest writer who ever lived, but there is simply no way that I could ever put into…
Editor’s Note Regarding the Schedule
You may have noticed that it is nearly 6:00 AM EST, and I haven’t even posted about the debate yet. This is because I was working at my other job.…