Trump Should Have Just Done Whatever Elon Wanted
Elon controls Twitter. Trump can either have him killed, or… I don’t really know what other options he has. Trump cannot really function if Twitter is weaponized against him, and…
World Shocked to Find Out Woke Right Leader Glenn Greenwald is a Gay
The world was shocked this week when it was revealed that woke right journalist Glenn Greenwald is a gay. For those who don’t know, a gay is a man who…
What Did Puffy Even Do?
I get that he’s a fag. We’ve got that. But what did Puff Daddy actually do? It looked like he sodomized Justin Bieber, but he’s not being charged with that.…
Puffy is a Gaynigger. But Literally What Did He Do?
I get that Puffy is a gay nigger. If he gay raped poor sweet Justin, he should be executed. But he’s not being charged with gay raping our sweet poor…
A Monster Mash-Up of Politics and Horror: Andrew Anglin’s Bizarre, Brilliant Debut
From The New York Times Book Review In the annals of American political satire, few premises are as audacious—or as strangely compelling—as the one at the heart of The Wolf Man…
Author Andrew Anglin’s Book Press Conference Derails Into Fiery Nintendo Rant
NEW YORK (AP) — The highly anticipated press conference for Andrew Anglin’s upcoming satirical novel The Wolf Man of Washington took an unexpected turn Tuesday when the author—whose newfound literary relevance follows a…
Trump is Very Emotional About the Ukraine
I am primarily concerned about domestic social issues. That is what I prefer to write about. Primarily, I hate women and like to share that message of hate with the…
I Prefer Loggers Who Didn’t Get Smashed to Death by Trees
Yesterday, Americans across the country celebrated Loggers Day, a national holiday which remembers the loggers who died during their service to the logging industry. While I have always supported and…
How to Honor Loggers Day: Respectful Observances, Do’s and Don’ts
Loggers Day, observed annually on the last Monday of May, serves as a solemn time for Americans to remember and honor loggers who have died in service to wood. While…
11 WAYS TO CELEBRATE LOGGERS DAY: HONOR THOSE WHO LOGGED
Loggers Day is the one day set aside each year to honor those who have logged and continue to log for our nation. Not to be confused with Log Day,…