Dave Sims’ Essay “Tangent” (Full Text)
Editor’s Note: This essay, entitled “Tangent,” isn’t available on any of Dave Sims’ websites, so I thought I’d post the full text, because I wanted to comment on it. I’m…
All My Niggas Nazis. Nigger, Heil Hitler.
The people saying the Kanye “Heil Hitler” song is bad because he’s a nigger are CIA. Firstly, the Lion King musical is good. That’s first. Second, saying “Hitler would kill…
Portnoy’s Complaint
Yesterday, I posted a statement from “Team Anglin” on Dave Portnoy. This was a parody of the actual, real statement that Dave Portnoy posted on his Twitter account explaining why…
Billionaire Kike Portnoy Melts Down Over Being Oppressed by Waitress as Public Decides Saying Nigger is Good
It turns out, it’s not just gay and retard you’re allowed to say now. You’re also allowed to say nigger. Freaking based. I’ve seen literally no one launching any kind…
Team Anglin Statement on Dave Portnoy
TEAM ANGLIN For Immediate Release: This past weekend on his Twitter account, Jewish gambling magnate Dave Portnoy posted a video announcing a campaign to destroy the lives of several people…
The Confounding State of the MAGA Movement
The three biggest right-wing influencers in this current period are Joe Rogan, Tucker Carlson, and Candace Owens. In that order. They are three very different people, and it’s a strange…
Tucker Carlson Clickbaited Me Into Thinking Matt Walsh was Going to Address the Israel Issue
I have been clickbaited by Tucker Carlson into believing Matt Walsh was going to address the Israel-Palestine conflict. This was the title of the video: There was two hours of…
Meta, etc.
Lent was very good for me. The two week fast was amazing. To be clear, it was a water fast. Some people were saying “well, Moslems fast for a month!”…
Dispassionate Commentary on the Downfall of the Gayest and Most Jewish Debacle in All History
I can’t get emotional or excited about any of this. Not now. I do still think it is fascinating hilarious. Among the most fascinating and hilarious aspects is the fact…
None of This Even Matters
It should be obvious though apparently it isn’t: none of the things that are happening actually even matter to the individual, because the future is already written, at least in…