BREAKING NEWS: Putin Now Genociding Whales!
First our values, then our anuses, and now our whales. SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STOP THIS MADMAN! Metro: Dead sperm whales are being washed ashore along the coast of Ireland and…
Immigrant Population Hits Record 46.6 Million (Low-Balling It Here)
Our strength is so great, we might just burst at the seams. Diversity has made our country the national equivalent of Rich Piana. Didn’t he always look like he was…
Canada: MP Cut Off While Asking Question About Klaus Schwab
You will be accused of spreading disinformation for quoting your masters’ on-record public statements that anyone can find on the internet within 30 seconds. And you will be happy. Life…
Russia Gets Kicked from Eurovision Cringefest
However many people are gonna die in this war is a small price to pay for getting out of the Eurovision. AP News: The European Broadcasting Union says that Russia…
Biden Administration Flooding Virginia County With Afghans
Every bad thing happens in this county. You should take note: this is what happens when everything is taken over by women. Every bad thing happens. Fox 5: A plan…
Monstrous Podium Thief Narrowly Avoids Death Penalty, Gets 75 Days in Jail Instead
This light sentence is an insult to the very core of our democracy. Democracy is about podiums. If we can’t keep our podiums from being molested, then how they hell…
Dominican Republic Building Neo-Nazi Border Wall to Stop Haitians
Racism never ended. It is alive and well, and thriving all over the world, because of white people. Sky News: The Dominican Republic has started building a wall stretching around…
Sweden Refuses to Take in Ukrainian Refugees
I bet Ukrainians commit a lot fewer crimes than Somalis and Arabs This is like satire. Sweden only accepts brown refugees. Ukrainians won’t rape their women, and even if they…
Woman “Priest” Holds Sermon About How Abortion Made Her Feel Loved by God
This sick broad is a “priest” in the United Church of Christ, a “church” that according to Wikipedia has over 800,000 members. In the video, she is bragging about how…
New Dragon Age Game’s Director is a Tranny
There is one story today more important than the invasion of the Ukraine. Feeling very humbled and excited to announce my role as Game Director on the next #DragonAge. I…