UK: 95-Year-Old Reptilian Overlord Survives the Deadly Flu
I remember in 2o2o when the oldest known person on earth “survived covid.” If this virus exists (it doesn’t), it sure doesn’t seem very dangerous. I guess the queen doesn’t…
Czech Republic: Prosecutor Threatens to Jail Anyone Who Supports Russia on Social Media
Well, this is one way to protect democracy. No – in fact, it is the only way. Our democracy is sacred and holy, and it is the core of who…
Germany Confiscates Russian Billionaire’s $600 Million Yacht
Some say it’s actually worth 800 million, but I guess such small details don’t really matter That’s a damn nice boat. Seizing a personal seacraft of a person who isn’t…
Warner Bros. Cancels Release of New Batman in Russia
Jokes on you, Jews. No one wanted to watch this shit anyway. It looks horrible. Why is Batman bulletproof? Even if he has bulletproof armor, it doesn’t make sense he…
UK: Cops Drop Charges in BLM Activist’s Shooting Because Nobody Snitched
More evidence that black people are hundreds or possibly thousands of times smarter than the Alt-Right. The Guardian: The family of Sasha Johnson have vowed to get justice after the…
Obesity Finally Starts Getting Normalized in Asia
One of the things that hasn’t gotten nearly enough attention is fat gooks. This is a BIG issue – and I mean no pun. Japan Today: “I dare you, watch…
Germany: Injuries from Safe and Deadly Vax at Least 10 Times Higher, Insurer Claims
This is highly appropriate Well, if there’s one thing I’ve learned over the last two years, it is that nothing is worse than getting the coronavirus. It is worth dying…
Black Smears Shit in Woman’s Face at the Subway
You know he only did this because he’s poor, right? When you’re poor, you have to do stuff like this to survive, hence the expression I’m so hungry I could…
Sweden: Government Bizarrely Claims Mutilating Children is Bad
It’s shocking because no one could have foreseen it Sweden has been making some strange moves over the last couple of years. First, they refused to close down society for…
UK: Primary School Brings Man in Drag to Dance for Kids
This is…. Uh…. This is perfectly normal. Daily Mail: A primary school has sparked fury among parents by inviting a drag queen to perform a show for children. Hollymount Primary…