Darth Vader Running for President of the Ukraine
Daily Stormer April 2, 2014 Meanwhile… Darth Vader is running for the Presidency of the Ukraine. From the Guardian: As Ukraine battles to stave off dark forces of its own,…
Notes from Russia: Some Food for Thought
[It is our policy at the Daily Stormer to present authentic perspectives from across the White world. These notes from Russia have been submitted by a Russian reader calling himself…
Ron Paul on the Ukraine Aid Bill: It’s a Bad Deal
Ron Paul April 1, 2014 You should have listened. Last week Congress overwhelmingly passed a bill approving a billion dollars in aid to Ukraine and more sanctions on Russia. The…
Republican Jewish Congress Seeks a 2016 Winner to Start a War in Iran
Patrick J. Buchanan April 1, 2014 Is the Republican Party’s Middle East policy up for bid? For four days ending Sunday, a quartet of presidential hopefuls trooped to Las Vegas…
9-Year-Old Girl Nearly Dies in Drinking Contest with Other 9-Year-Olds
Daily Stormer April 1, 2014 Rhiannon Scully, 9, had to have her stomach pumped after drinking whisky mixed with vodka as part of a hip new game. Your daily reminder…
Hungary: Jobbik to Come in Second Place in April 6 Elections
Daily Stormer April 1, 2014 Gabor Vona, President of Jobbik I have taken issue with Jobbik’s apparent Islamophilia, but nonetheless, I am glad to see them succeeding. I am pretty…
African Allows Hyena to Eat His Genitals Because Witchdoctor Said It Would Make Him Rich
Daily Stormer April 1, 2014 “Muh dik… dat bad dawg ated it.” -Mr. Zulu I feel bad for this guy. Sort of. But please, note the nature of the African…
More Than 35,000 Sign Petition to Return Alaska to the Motherland
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer April 1, 2014 Natalia: The Once and Future Queen of Alaska. In Russia, following the successful annexation of Crimea, people are joking about the return of…
Subversive Gay Jew Responds to Daily Stormer, Denies Obvious Anti-Russian Plot
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer April 1, 2014 Liz Wahl and James Kirchick: Don’t they look cute together? The subversive gay Jew Jamie Kirchick, who stands accused of working with his…