Luke Skywalker Tells Galaxy to Give More X-Wings to the Ukraine
Just when you thought your life couldn’t get any worse, you find Luke Skywalker shilling for Anal Ukraine Values. I just can’t even hardly take it any more. RT: Star…
Zelensky Says the Ukraine Already “De Facto” Part of NATO, Signs Official Application Form
Zelensky response: He says Ukraine is de facto part of NATO alliance. “Today, Ukraine is applying to make it de jure… We are taking our decisive step by signing Ukraine's…
Zelensky Says He Won’t Talk to Putin Because of Referenda, Demands Even More Western Money
Zelensky was already refusing to talk to Putin, so this doesn’t seem like a very important statement. However, this is the first time he’s asked for money. AP: Ukraine’s president…
Macron Says Coronavirus Caused Putin the Invade the Ukraine
This Macron fellow is a strange bird. RT: Russian foreign policy regarding Ukraine is dictated by the whims of President Vladimir Putin rather than rational thinking, his French counterpart, Emmanuel…
Zelensky Addresses UN, Claims He’ll Retake All of The Ukraine With Enough Weapons and Money
Zelensky dialed in to the UN, unshaven in a green t-shirt, and karaoke sang Blue Oyster Cult’s hit song “Burnin’ for You.” He didn’t do that, but I mean… it…
Zelensky Says It’s Everyone Else’s Fault If the Ukraine Loses, Tries to Guilt-Trip People with Fake War Crimes
Zelensky speaking to the nation tonight on the mass burial site in the Izyum Forest. He says the Russians threw 17 executed Ukrainian soldiers into a mass grave. Civilian bodies…
Zelensky Announces Official Marketplace of the Ukraine on Twitter
We are launching the official Ukrainian marketplace @MadeWithBravery to present our makers to the world. Strong and creative. 5% of the item cost goes to United24. That's why every purchase…
Zelensky Says That the Only Way the Ukraine Exists is Via American Subsidies
Zelensky is fighting for our values – that is to say, who we are. We must continue to dump money on him so that we don’t have to fight the…
Zelensky Announces He’s Sent 5,000 Female Soldiers to the Front Lines
From the first day of the full-scale invasion, the war is no longer the women's or men's business. It is the business of the citizens. 5K Ukrainian women are defending…
Brutal Jew Dictator Zelensky Claims He’s Reclaimed a Lot of Territory in Kharkov
The Ukraine did make some progress. I don’t think they made as much as they’re claiming, frankly. But they did something. The question is: how much did that cost? The…