Of all the big American supermarket chains out there, none have shown greater devotion to the 14 Words than Whole Foods.

You might remember that time in April 2010, for example, when a Whole Foods employee – later discovered to be the CEO – shouted “all blacks leave the store” over the PA system.

Then there was that incident in February 2013 when a Whole Foods store erected a sign depicting President Obama eating chicken. Unsurprisingly, the masterminds behind this shocking act of racism were none other than the Board of Directors, who were apparently sick of being governed by a “piece of outdated farm equipment” and his “transsexual husband.”

But Whole Foods isn’t just about negrophobia. That’s a big part of its corporate policy, yes, but management have also acquired a reputation for questioning the Holocaust, sending fan mail to Anders Breivik, bullying the mods on /r/The_Donald and, as we’re about to see, mocking the mongoloids of the East.

Fox News:

Whole Foods sparked backlash after partnering with an Asian restaurant called “Yellow Fever” that critics called “racist and unappetizing.”

On April 25, Whole Foods announced on Twitter that a Yellow Fever location had opened for business inside its Whole Food 365 store in Long Beach, California.

The grocery chain does not own the restaurant, which is operated by an independent franchise with two other locations in the Golden State, SF Gate reports.

“Already ready for lunch? #YellowFeverEats has you covered with fresh, customized bowls at our brand-new #LongBeach365 location – now open!” Whole Foods 360 tweeted, sending the Twitterverse into a frenzy over the controversial name.

Yellow Fever for an Asian restaurant? That's both unappetizing and racist. https://t.co/uzRDnaMrEt

— Sam Ro (@bySamRo) April 27, 2018

Super cool that no one in your company, from concept to construction to this tweet, saw nothing wrong with this

— 𝖘𝖕𝖆𝖈𝖊𝖑𝖔𝖘 (@crlshtchr) April 27, 2018

Gosh. Nothing like a racist meal that might *also* give you a horrific disease.

— Hanne Blank (@hanneblank) April 26, 2018

I would like to suggest that making the name both racist and disease ridden was overkill.

— 👿Estarianne BS, MA, IDGaF (@estarianne) April 27, 2018

“When we finally came up with the concept, all the names we thought of just plain sucked. Buzzwords like ‘traditional’, ‘bamboo’, ‘lotus’, and ‘golden’ weren’t memorable,” the restaurant’s co-founder Kelly Kim told Next Shark in 2017. “One night, we just said ‘Yellow Fever!’ and it worked. It’s tongue-in-cheek, kind of shocking, and it’s not exclusive — you can fit all Asian cultures under one roof with a name like this.”

“We just decided to go for it,” she added.

The chain’s two locations in Torrance and Venice tout themselves on serving “Asian bowls for your soul,” according to their website.

See, here’s the situation: in the West, companies are expected to meet strict racial quotas. A certain percentage of people associated with a business needs to be non-white or else a diversity enforcement agent comes knocking on the door and threatens legal action.

Being a neo-Nazi business that caters to upper-middle class Aryans, there’s no way in Helheim that Whole Foods is going to associate with – and I’m quoting from their official website here – “niggers, kikes, Irish, ragheads or any other untermensch from the genetic basketcases of the world.”

So, what do you do? What if you need to meet diversity quotas to stay afloat, but don’t want to lose your racist street cred in the process?

Simple: you partner up with a bunch of gooks, but ensure that doing so upsets most other Asians at the same time. In this case, because of a dubious restaurant name.

Of course, it’s just a temporary solution. Those diversity officers will come knocking on Whole Foods’ door again at some point because – let’s be honest here – Asians ain’t all that dark.

But at least the company has bought itself more time to build that Auschwitz-themed superstore it’s promised us since 2016.

We’ve got a serious problem on our hands here, people.

The deadly virus known as yellow fever is on the verge of spreading from Africa to Europe, due to the influx of migrants.

The virus first causes a drained wallet and verbal communication problems, leading to distant relatives showing up at your house and asking for money. This is followed by weird-looking children with dead Black eyes, eventually leading to divorce, bankruptcy and suicide.

The early stages of yellow fever are marked by a dazed euphoria and disbelief that a woman who isn’t fat and does not have tattoos or a drug problem is paying attention to you; this quickly leads to a green discharge leaking from your bank account.

Oh wait – whoops.

Wrong kind of yellow fever.

They don’t have this kind of yellow fever in Africa – BECAUSE UNLIKE WOMEN OF SOME CERTAIN RACIAL GROUPS, ASIAN WOMEN WON’T HAVE SEX WITH BLACK PEOPLE.

Anyway, this other type of yellow fever is nearly as bad – you bleed to death from your eyeballs.

Both types of yellow fever involve a small creature that drains your blood for sustenance.

The Independent:

A deadly African virus is on the brink of spreading to Europe and the Americas amid the largest outbreak in more than 30 years, a charity has warned.

Yellow fever can cause bleeding from the ears, eyes and nose, organ failure, jaundice and death in the most severe cases, and is considered such a threat that many African nations refuse entry to anyone who has not been vaccinated.

Yet despite those regulations, thousands of suspected cases have been reported in the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) after the disease crossed the border from Angola.

Other cases have already been reported in Uganda and in Kenya, and earlier this year China notified the World Health Organisation (WHO) of 11 cases imported by migrant workers coming back from Africa.

Save The Children has dispatched a rapid response unit of experts to DRC to assist with an emergency vaccination programme. They will support a government drive to inoculate half a million people in the capital of Kinshasa in just 10 days, starting on Wednesday.

Heather Kerr, Save the Children’s country director for the DRC, told The Independent the urgent action was being taken to prevent the “worrying” prospect of the disease spreading further.

But the charity has concerns that there are just seven million doses of yellow fever vaccine in global emergency stocks – not enough to cover the capital Kinshasa’s population of 10 million, let alone cope with an international outbreak.

Health workers in DRC have already been ordered to dilute the vaccine to one-fifth of its normal strength in order to help stocks stretch further. This provides cover for up to one year – normally, the vaccine works for life.

Ms Kerr said there had been nearly 100 confirmed deaths from yellow fever in DRC since the disease entered the country, with hundreds more deaths in Angola and thousands of suspected cases across the region as a whole. She added that the current numbers were seen as “conservative”.

The WHO warned the figures could rise to 10 to 50 times higher, describing it as the worst outbreak since 1992, when it took six years to contain the virus and more than 4,500 people died.

And you know what we didn’t have in 1992?

Ten thousand Africans pouring into Europe every week.

Death rates in yellow fever outbreaks can be as high as 50 per cent, though the current strain is estimated to have killed around 20 per cent of those infected.

The virus can only be passed on by the Aedes mosquito, the same vector as for Zika and dengue, but once it arrives in a region it can in theory be spread anywhere where the insects are present. That includes most of Latin America, the US, Asia, northern Australia and much of southern Europe.

Citing the cases in China, Ms Kerr said: “It already has a history outside Africa. If a person is travelling, they have yellow ever and there are the same mosquitoes [there], that’s how it can be passed on. It can’t be passed from person to person.

“We’re concerned about what is going on here in DRC and neighbouring Angola. There is no cure, so the best thing we can do is prevention – getting a vaccination campaign started and reaching as many people as possible.”

Save The Children hopes the campaign can buy enough time for scientists to add to limited global stocks of the vaccine. Charities have previously raised concerns over the management of what little there is – particularly after around one million doses “went missing”.

The upshot is, mass death from a deadly virus brought by immigrants means that the immigrants themselves won’t be able to murder us all, because we will mostly already be dead.

This process is known as “cultural enrichment through vibrant diversity.”