That bitch be tryin’ to come back.

She locked up.

What for they open she grave like this?

New York Post:

The remains of a “female vampire” have been uncovered by archaeologists at a 17th-century graveyard in Pień, Poland.

Professor Dariusz Poliński and a team of researchers from Nicolaus Copernicus University were conducting the dig when they discovered the skeletal remains of the woman, who had been pinned to the ground with a sickle across her throat.

The popular farming tool was commonly used by superstitious Poles in the 1600s to try and restrain a deceased person thought to be a vampire so that they would be unable to return from the dead.

“The sickle was not laid flat but placed on the neck in such a way that if the deceased had tried to get up… the head would have been cut off or injured,” Poliński told the Daily Mail.

The professor also noted that the dead woman had a padlock wrapped around her toe — further strengthening the theory that she was considered a vampire at the time of her death.

Poliński claimed the lock would have been used during the burial process to symbolize “the impossibility of returning.”

The researchers did not disclose the presumed age of the deceased but said a silk cap found on her skull indicates that she was of high social status.

According to Smithsonian magazine, residents across Eastern Europe initially became fearful of vampires in the 11th century, believing that “some people who died would claw their way out of the grave as blood-sucking monsters that terrorized the living.”

Why did you wake it up???

This is madness!

By the 17th century, “unusual burial practices became common across Poland in response to a reported outbreak of vampires,” Science Alert reported.

There is still no scholarly consensus around how people came to be classified as “vampires,” but they were often violently executed across various parts of the continent, according to Poliński.

And, even after their deaths, their bodies were further mutilated to make sure they wouldn’t return to wreak havoc on local villagers.

“Other ways to protect against the return of the dead include cutting off the head or legs, placing the deceased face down to bite into the ground, burning them, and smashing them with a stone,” Poliński stated.

The discovery of the “female vampire” in Pień — located in the south of the country — comes seven years after the remains of five other presumed vampires were unearthed in the town of Drawsko, 130 miles away.

I would not be at all surprised if her spirit is unleashed on women.

But the thing is: you wouldn’t know if her spirit was released on women.

What way would they act different?

How could they get any worse?

Cast a spell on these bullets, bitch!

New York Post:

It was a fate she couldn’t predict.

The 51-year-old Queens woman gunned down in her own home was a tarot card reader — and cops believe she was killed by a disgruntled customer who thought the “witch” had cursed him, sources told The Post Thursday.

Giuseppe Canzani, 41, allegedly admitted to shooting Anna Torres after she’d answered the door to her Ozone Park home around 2:30 p.m. Wednesday “because she was a witch,” according to sources.

Canzani believed the clairvoyant — who did fortune and tarot card readings out of her home — had cast a spell on him and cursed him, one source said.

“Yeah, that’s the woman I shot,” Canzani allegedly told detectives at the 106th Precinct station house about one hour after the fatal shooting at the home on 109th Avenue. “They tried to kill me.”

“If I tell you what’s going on with me, you wouldn’t believe it,” he allegedly said. “Not for nothing, I am supposed to be dead already, that’s all I know. This woman, you guys will never understand. You would think I’m crazy.”

Torres, the mother of an NYPD cop, had gotten into a huge fight with a client known as “Joey” sometime prior to the deadly confrontation, her daughter told investigators.

I don’t actually think he’s crazy.

I can believe if you go to visit a witch, and submit yourself to her, you open yourself up to being cursed by her. This guy’s first mistake was visiting a witch in the first place.

Remember when King Saul went to the Witch of Endor to summon up the spirit of the Prophet Samuel to give him advice on how to defeat the Philistines. Through the divination, Samuel shows up and dooms the King. The next day, Saul is defeated by the Philistines and commits ritual suicide with his own sword.

It is generally interpreted that the defeat was a punishment for seeking out the witch. Therefore, it’s not just a lesson about witchcraft, but a lesson about getting into trouble and then using immoral means to try to get out of the trouble, rather than waiting on God to assist you. However, witchcraft is much worse than anything else you could turn to in a situation where you are impatient for God to assist you.

I’m sure that this Mexican going to prison for the rest of his life is a lot worse of an outcome than whatever it was he originally visited the witch to help him with.

In Mexico, of course, visiting witches is common practice. Also, if you kill a witch, the local authorities are much more likely to help you cover it up if you claim you only killed the witch because she cursed you.