when animals attack – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com Daily Stormer Historical Archive Sat, 11 Dec 2021 00:00:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.0.17 https://www.anglinarchive.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cropped-favicon-32x32.png when animals attack – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com 32 32 You Should Always be Careful Around Otters https://www.anglinarchive.com/2021/12/11/you-should-always-be-careful-around-otters/ Sat, 11 Dec 2021 00:00:00 +0000

If there’s one thing I’ve always tried to stress on this website, it’s that you should never encroach on the territory of otters.

New York Post:

A Singapore resident was hospitalized after a bizarre animal attack last month in which he was accosted by a gang of otters, who reportedly bit him 26 times.

“I actually thought I was going to die – they were going to kill me,” British native Graham George Spencer told the Straits Times of the otterly frightening encounter, which occurred Nov. 30 while he was strolling to the Singapore Botanic Gardens with a friend.

Spencer, who is in his 60s, was reportedly approaching the visitors center when he spotted around 20 otters crossing a dimly-lit path in front of him. He claimed it was the first time he had seen the mustelids in the area despite taking his morning walks there for five months. The animal encounter went south after a jogger ran through the pack, causing the fish-eaters to go “crazy like dogs” and try to bite the passerby, the shocked senior told Singapore’s Today online newspaper.

Fortunately, the runner escaped, but the water weasels set their sights on Spencer, who believed they’d mistook him for the runner.

The ornery otters reportedly hit him in the ankles, pushed him down and leaped on top of Spencer, then proceeded to bite the prone man around his legs, shoes and buttocks, with one nipping his finger, according to the media reports.

“I was bitten 26 times in 10 seconds,” an aghast Spencer recalled to Today.

Salvation came after the victim’s friend, who was about “15 paces” away, ran up to him screaming and yelling in an attempt to scare the hairy hooligans away.

What a bunch of retards.

The first rule of otters is do not relax around otters.

The second rule of otters is do not relax around otters.

Otters make Bad, Bad Leroy Brown look like Mr. Rogers.

(This is not some thinly veiled ironic racist joke. I’m just really against otters and the destruction they have wrought.)

]]> California: Alleged Vaginal Mother Fights Off Mountain Lion That Attacked Son! https://www.anglinarchive.com/2021/08/29/california-alleged-vaginal-mother-fights-off-mountain-lion-that-attacked-son/ Sun, 29 Aug 2021 00:00:00 +0000

This seems like feminist propaganda.

Are we sure this was a vaginal mother, and not one of those newfangled mothers with a penis?

I mean, it is Southern California.

There are a lot of mothers with penises in those parts.

The Guardian:

A mountain lion that attacked a 5-year-old boy in southern California has been shot and killed by a wildlife officer, authorities say.

The 65-pound (30kg) mountain lion attacked the boy while he was playing near his house on Thursday in Calabasas and “dragged him about 45 yards” across the front lawn, said Captain Patrick Foy, a spokesman with the California department of fish and wildlife, on Saturday.

The boy suffered significant injuries to his head and upper torso but was in a stable condition at a Los Angeles hospital, Foy said.

“The true hero of this story is his mom because she absolutely saved her son’s life,” Foy said. The mother was inside the house when she heard a commotion outside.

“She ran out of the house and started punching and striking the mountain lion with her bare hands and got him off her son,” he said.

The parents immediately drove the boy to the hospital, where law enforcement were notified of the attack and sent a wildlife officer to the scene.

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Another mountain lion spotted in the area was tranquilised and then released into the wild unharmed after being tested to be sure it was not involved in the attack.

Why do they not just kill all of the mountain lions that live around humans?

What even is this?

They’re dangerous animals that can kill humans, and given this stupid virus hoax, with everyone being locked in their houses, wild animals are attacking much more often.

You remember the recent viral bobcat attack?

I think that ended up being in North Carolina.

Some woman in Colorado was just last week attacked by a moose in her yard! The articles about that said moose attacks are much more common now.

The same is true of bear attacks.

At the beginning of this virus hoax, a town in Wales was totally taken over by goats.

Since the beginning of time itself, life has been a battle between man and animal.

The animals are quickly gaining the upper hand and we need to start killing them before they take us over…!

Nah, I’m just joking, actually. I support animals killing humans – I’d like to see more of it.

Speaking of animals, do you guys remember that classic article I wrote about bearcats?

Here it is: “California Über Alles: Lady Cop Killed in Mexican Gangland Style Ambush – By a Filipino!“

This is the country song I wrote about a bearcat:

Bearcat
He’s a wild one
Bearcat
He shows up on your farm, you’d better hussle
He means to do harm and you’re in for a tussle

Bearcat
He’s delicious if you eat em
But first you gotta beat em
Bearcat

Bearcat

My daddy met a bearcat
When I was only three
He killed my whole darn family
And now there’s only me

Bearcat
He’s a wild one
Bearcat

Someday I’ll find that bearcat
Who did my daddy wrong
I’ll make his hide into a bearhat
If it takes my whole life long

Bearcat

Bearcat

I still hope that some day I get to record that song with a full band in Nashville.

But No, It’s Possible It was a Vaginal Mother

Firstly, this whole thing where you have to ask if a mother is a “vaginal mother” is really just too much.

There is a level of absurdity that we’re dealing with here that almost overrides the sense of anger at all of this nonsense.

However, I just want to say: it is possible for a vaginal woman to gain unnatural strength when her child is in danger. As we all know, one time a woman turned into the Incredible Hulk and flipped over a car to save her son.

Vaginal women can do anything.

And it just goes to follow: a woman with a penis can do anything a vaginal woman can do.

Women really are amazing.

]]> Capybara Warband, Inspired by the Taliban, Takes Control of Rich Argentinian Neighborhood https://www.anglinarchive.com/2021/08/22/capybara-warband-inspired-by-the-taliban-takes-control-of-rich-argentinian-neighborhood/ Sun, 22 Aug 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Capybaras in Argentina are reclaiming their ancestral homeland, no doubt inspired by the recent success of the Taliban. Locally known as “carpinchos,” the giant rodents have occupied a rich gated neighbor called Nordelta, and are currently gathering support from the Argentinian people on social networks by launching unsuspected assaults on bikers and decadent rich people.

The capybara takeover follows a recent worldwide trend of wild animals losing all respect for human space.

The Guardian:

Nordelta is Argentina’s most well-known gated community: an enclave of spacious homes for the rich amid a dreamy landscape of lakes and streams north of Buenos Aires.

But environmentalists question its very existence because it is built on the wetlands of the Paraná, the second most important river in South America after the Amazon.

Now, however, nature is fighting back against Nordelta’s well-heeled residents.

In recent weeks, the community has been invaded by capybaras, who have destroyed manicured lawns, bitten dogs and caused traffic accidents.

“They not only destroy gardens but their excrement has also become a problem,” one local man told the daily La Nación, complaining that local wildlife officials had prohibited residents from touching the large rodents.

Some Nordelta residents are reported to have responded by bringing out their hunting rifles, but many other Argentinians have taken to social media to defend the rodents – known locally as carpinchos.

In politically polarized Argentina, progressive Peronists see Nordelta as the enclave of an upper class eager to exclude common people – and with tongue only partly in cheek, some have portrayed the capybaras as a rodent vanguard of the class struggle.

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Adult capybaras can grow up to one metre (3.2ft) in length, stand over 60cm (24in) tall and can weigh up to 60 kilos (132lb). They are naturally gregarious and live in groups of between 10 and 20 individuals.

Prominent ecologist Enrique Viale said it was a mistake to frame the rodent influx as an invasion. “It’s the other way round: Nordelta invaded the ecosystem of the carpinchos,” said Viale, who has been campaigning with many others for 10 years now for congress to pass a law to defend the wetlands from development.

Carpinchos are a noble, peaceful people.

You can reason with them.

They’re way more popular than the rich people from the gated community.

Local newspapers are saying that the Japanese embassy in Argentina defended the carpinchos.

The rodents have gained the support of most of the local dog population as well.

In other provinces, it is normal for people to interact with these animals.

]]> Moose Attack! Moose Attacks Much More Common! https://www.anglinarchive.com/2021/08/20/moose-attack-moose-attacks-much-more-common/ Fri, 20 Aug 2021 00:00:00 +0000

One of the funniest things about the coronavirus hoax is that while stupid humans are sheltering in place, fearing to go outside because of an allegedly deadly virus that doesn’t even exist, wild animals are continuing to encroach on spaces formerly claimed by humans.

Idaho Statesman:

A dog-sitter thought a moose she saw earlier in the day in a Colorado yard was gone.

When she thought the coast was clear of a moose and its two calves, the 79-year-old woman took the dog outside the Glenwood Springs home on a leash. Then the moose attacked her, Colorado Parks and Wildlife said.

“When the woman no longer saw the moose in the area later that evening and believed it to be safe, she took the dog out on a leash in the yard,” Colorado Parks and Wildlife officials said in a Wednesday news release. “That is when the attack occurred.”

A neighbor saw the moose repeatedly stomping on the woman, wildlife officials said.

The woman, who officials did not name, had severe injuries from last week’s attack. She was taken to the hospital in a helicopter.

“This incident was no fault of her own,” Area Wildlife Manager Matt Yamashita said in the news release. “Conflicts with moose can happen, even when you follow best practices for living in moose habitat.”

The moose was likely trying to protect its calves, wildlife officials said. People in the area saw the moose and calves wandering the neighborhood before the attack.

Neighbors have spotted several other moose in the same area, which could make it difficult to locate the moose that attacked the woman. Wildlife officials called off the search for the moose until they have new information.

Moose attacks in Colorado are increasing, according to Colorado Parks and Wildlife. They are protective animals and will defend their territory and young.

I am in 100% support of animals violently reclaiming most of the urban areas in America. And this is what will happen if half of the population is cleared out when the vaxx kills all of the sickening retards who succumbed to it.

Mooses will clean up the mess of urban sprawl.

]]> Watch: Bobcat vs. Husband, Round 1 https://www.anglinarchive.com/2021/04/18/watch-bobcat-vs-husband-round-1/ Sun, 18 Apr 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Wild moment husband HURLS a 'rabid' bobcat across his lawn after it attacked his family https://t.co/VKcKAtZdzo

— Daily Mail US (@DailyMail) April 16, 2021

A relaxing morning can quickly unfold.

And it do.

Oh, it do.

Sometimes, a bobcat will come at you.

It’s unclear where the video was filmed (update: North Carolina claimed it). It was originally uploaded to TikTok, but keeps getting deleted.

It’s still on Twitter, at time of writing.

“IT’S A BOBCAT AND IT ATTACKED MY WIFE – A BOBCAT!”

He throws the sucker, and it comes back for more.

It’s unclear if the issue was resolved.

But here’s the thing: the lockdown has resulted in serious changes in animal behavior. Shutting everything down, staying inside watching Netflix and pornography – the animals are moving back into our territory.

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