Anti-Vax Lions and Tigers Regret Refusing Coronavirus Vaccine at Washington Zoo
According to some sources, this tiger was heard saying “I should have taken the vax.” Well, this seems serious and like a real life thing. New York Post: Nine big…
Capitol Bomb Threat! White Man! HOAX???
Breaking News: The U.S. Capitol Police are investigating an active bomb threat involving a “suspicious vehicle” outside the Library of Congress. In alerts to staffers, the police urged people to…
Fans and Players Flee DC Stadium Due to Normal DC Shooting Outside
Do not be alarmed. We remain on the brink of a brown, feminist, anal utopia. These shootings are just part of the transformation into utopia mode. RT: Shots that rang…
Washington: Three Cops Charged with Killing Black Because They Hated His Skin Color
More white supremacist cops are charged in the death of an innocent black man. They murdered and manslaughtered him because they hated the color of his skin. AP: The Washington…
Black Gate-Crasher is Nation of Islam – So More Censorship, Of Course
They said it was a white supremacist. It appears it was actually a black supremacist. New York Post: The driver who killed a US Capitol cop before he was gunned…
Loudoun County: Parents Opposed to Critical Race Theory Were Put on a List by Tattletale Women’s Group, Menaced
Loudoun County, Virginia is a suburb of Washington, DC and is the single richest county in America. A group of parents there was recently caught making a list of other…
Psychedelic Mushrooms Legalized in DC – Give Them to the Blacks?
Maybe the blacks would calm down if we fed them psychedelic drugs? Frankly, I think Ted Cruz, among other politicians, could also use a heroic dose of shrooms. Washingtonian: DC…
Washington, DC: 12-Year-Old Black Tries to Jack 4 Cars Inside an Hour
I wonder what a white person who has a 12-year-old black boy come up to him with a gun and tell them to surrender their car thinks of Black Lives…
Man Stole 400 lbs Slide from Playground, Mounted It to Kids’ Bunk Bed
I think this is funny. WHDH: A man is facing charges after he allegedly stole a 400-pound slide from a playground and mounted it on a bunkbed in his home.…
Capitol: 4,900 Troops on High Alert Due to QAnon Theory that Trump Will Come Back This Week
Why is there a military junta in Washington? Well, it’s because of…. QAnon. We need military on the streets as long as there are people on the internet saying kooky…