I called Putin and told him – I said “buddy, if your folks aren’t going to drink that vodka, send it my way: I need it.”

Then I told him I was going to put a price cap on how much I paid for the vodka and he said he would just sell it to the Chinese instead.

I was like, “bro, Chinese only drink beer and some sick liquor from rice.” He paused and was like “okay, I’m going to look into that – let me call you back.”

That was three days ago. I keep texting him on WhatsApp, and I can see that he’s seeing the messages – but he’s not replying.

RT:

Alcohol consumption in Russia has decreased by nearly 43% since 2008, Russian Minister of Health Mikhail Murashko announced on Saturday, as the country celebrated National Sobriety Day.

An average Russian drank 15.7 liters of booze annually 13 years ago but, last year, this marker stood at only nine liters, Murashko said.

This means that “alcohol consumption has dropped by almost 43% between 2008 and 2021,” he explained.

The number of alcohol-related diseases and deaths has also gone down in Russia during the 13-year period, the minister added.

He noted that drinking was the reason for various health complications, saying that “every second death from cardiomyopathy and myocarditis is associated with harmful alcohol consumption.”

Liquor causes “pronounced changes to the human system that lead to dystrophic and sclerotic changes in muscles and internal organs, especially the liver and brain,” Murashko said.

According to data from early 2022, the global average annual consumption of alcohol stood at 6.18 liters per person.

I think people still believe Russia is a drunk and poor country.

In actual reality, the situation in Russia is much better than the situation in America, by more or less every measure – especially socially. But economically, it’s not that bad either. It’s better than America, in terms of quality of life. Yes, there are poor people, but there are no people living on the streets like in America.

I’ve seen a lot of faggot bullshit in my day.

But today, I am thunderstruck.

The Hill:

Several U.S. states have moved to remove Russian vodka from bars and store shelves as Moscow continues its full-scale military assault on Ukraine.

Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine (R) directed his state’s department of commerce “to cease both the purchase & sale of all vodka made by Russian Standard, the only overseas, Russian-owned distillery with vodka sold in Ohio.”

He added that some 6,400 bottles of vodka labelled Green Mark or Russian Standard were currently for sale in Ohio’s 487 liquor agencies.

New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu (R) signed an even broader order on Saturday “removing Russian-made and Russian-branded spirits from our liquor and wine outlets until further notice.”

“New Hampshire stands with the people of Ukraine in their fight for freedom,” Sununu wrote.

The same day, Utah Gov. Spencer Cox (R) also issued an executive order restricting Russian-made products.

“Russia’s ruthless attack on a sovereign nation is an egregious violation of human rights. Utah stands in solidarity with Ukraine and will not support Russian enterprises, no matter how small the exchange,” the governor said in a statement.

Also on Saturday, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) asked retailers in his state to remove Russian products from stores shelves saying “Texas stands with Ukraine.”

It looks like a Republican victory in the mid-terms is going to be really great for the war lobby, no?

I’ve been the most banned person in the world for five years. I’ve had the whole system come down on me. And I still haven’t been charged for a crime.

Wouldn’t it be funny if the first crime I was charged with was violating Mike DeWine’s ban on Russian vodka by shipping in cases of Russian Standard vodka and setting up shops run by Russian models giving out samples?

I will tell you this: it’s half the price and twice the quality of Absolute.

Why do these Republicans stand with the Ukraine?

Are they gay? 

As much of the world has descended into mass hysteria over the coronavirus, the President of Belarus, Alexander Lukashenko, has taken a different approach. Sporting events are not being cancelled and much of the country is operating normally with some minor precautions in place.

Sky News:

Few measures have been enforced to curb coronavirus in Belarus – instead, people are being urged to drink vodka and go to saunas.

The country – specifically its president – has shrugged off concerns about the COVID-19 outbreak, starkly illustrated on Sunday with the nation’s football matches continuing as normal.

As most countries enforce strict measures to curb the spread of the coronavirus, fans continued to shuffle into football grounds as they would any other weekend.

Few social distancing measures appear to be in force, but spectators at some grounds did have their temperatures checked before being granted entry.

A small number of fans opted to wear face masks while huddled together in packed stands, but they were few and far between.

Belarusian football organisers have said they have no intention of postponing matches or cancelling the season – and the country’s leader has also shown that he is keen for sporting fixtures to continue.

President Alexander Lukashenko took part in an ice hockey match on Saturday – controversially declaring that sport “is the best anti-virus remedy”.

At the event, he told a reporter: “It’s better to die standing on your feet than to live on your knees.”

President Lukashenko makes a good point.

All of us are going to eventually die. Death is just a part of life. What is the point of living if you are going to spend your time locked up in your home worried that you are going to die of a virus?

The coronavirus has not developed into a doomsday-tier health problem but nearly every government around the world is acting like we are in the middle of an apocalypse. The coronavirus at time of writing has reportedly caused roughly 34,000 deaths worldwide. A problem yes, but not one deserving of the hysterical response we’ve seen.

According to the World Health Organization, the flu kills many more times than that on an annual basis.

World Health Organization:

Seasonal influenza is characterized by a sudden onset of fever, cough (usually dry), headache, muscle and joint pain, severe malaise (feeling unwell), sore throat and a runny nose. The cough can be severe and can last 2 or more weeks. Most people recover from fever and other symptoms within a week without requiring medical attention. But influenza can cause severe illness or death especially in people at high risk (see below).

Illnesses range from mild to severe and even death. Hospitalization and death occur mainly among high risk groups. Worldwide, these annual epidemics are estimated to result in about 3 to 5 million cases of severe illness, and about 290 000 to 650 000 respiratory deaths.

And sure, we don’t know exactly how many people the coronavirus will ultimately infect and kill, but at this point it seems like the problem is being grossly exaggerated in order to advance a variety of nefarious agendas.

President Lukashenko is at least smart enough to know that there is no point in wrecking his nation’s economy over this. Unfortunately, nearly every other country in the world has chosen to implement draconian measures that are in the process of destroying their economies and causing massive societal disruptions. The response to the virus is proving to be much more problematic than the virus itself.

I have always drank a lot. A lot. Ever since I was very young.

I never really cared about the people saying that I shouldn’t drink too much, because I figured they’re all faggots.

But now I understand they’re not mere faggots.

They’re people controlled by kikes who are trying to stop my nazism from going OVER 9000!!!

Metro:

People become more racist and homophobic when they have been drinking, a study has found.

Alcohol acts as an ‘igniter’ to people expressing their prejudices in the form of violent hate crime, researches from Cardiff University said.

I will never feel bad about getting drunk ever again.

This is swear!

They interviewed 124 people attending accident and emergency with injuries from violence in three multicultural British cities.

Why are there any “multicultural” cities in Britain?

Why didn’t they study any “multicultural” cities in Saudi Arabia? Or China? Or Japan?

Of these, drunkenness accounted for 90%, while 23 victims considered themselves to have been attacked by people motivated by prejudice.

Seven said their appearance was the motive, five claimed racial tensions within the community was to blame, three mentioned where they live and eight were attributed to the race, religion or sexual orientation of the victims.

The findings suggest that hate crimes are more likely to be carried out when people are drunk.

Because booze is more likely to make people honest.

The alcohol goes in, the truth comes out.

That’s why Jews are pushing so hard to make everyone smoke weed, which is a drug for faggots.

Professor Jonathan Shepherd, director of the Cardiff University Crime and Security Research Institute, said: ‘A striking aspect of the study was the discovery that most attacks weren’t fuelled by hate alone; alcohol appeared to act as an igniter.

‘Our findings suggest that tackling alcohol abuse is not only important in regards to the health of individuals but also to the health of our society.

You know what would help the health of your society even more?

Not having Moslems who gang-rape White girls en masse, and the police not arresting the parents who are trying to save them.

Why are there subhumans in Britain to begin with?

What is the argument for that?

THERE IS NO ARGUMENT!!!

‘Additionally, we have learned that emergency room violence surveys can act as a community tension sensor and early warning system.’

…

Many of the victims told the interviewers that in their opinion limiting alcohol consumption would be a good strategy to reduce the risk of attacks.

Drinking has now been officially proven to be the second greatest anti-Jew thing you can do besides watching more anime.

So if you don’t get drunk while watching Hanamaru Kindergarten the second you finish this article, you are officially a cuck.

Nonnegotiable.

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