It’s a sad day for the humans of planet earth.

Russian politician Vladimir Zhirinovsky has died in Moscow at the age of 75.

They are alleging “coronavirus,” but he was a smoker and drinker, and obese, so he didn’t really need a reason to die at the age of 75.

He was a hero and a great man. A virulent anti-Semite, some Jew dug up the dirt on him, proving that his father was a Jew, something that he eventually admitted to, but said that this did not change any of his stated opinions on that most vile of races. This is an inspirational story of a man overcoming a genetic disability to become a paragon of Christendom.

Zhirinovsky was technically a part of “the opposition,” but his views overlapped with Vladimir Putin’s most of the time. He basically served to give Putin cover for going further to the right. Aside from Putin himself, Zhirinovsky was the single most popular politician in the country.

According to RT, his death was announced on Wednesday by State Duma speaker Vyacheslav Volodin, and a minute of silence was observed.

Volodin, who is a member of Putin’s United Russia, described Zhirinovsky as a “brilliant, talented politician… a man who deeply understood how the world works and forecast many things [that have since come to pass].” He went on to say that “one can hardly imagine the development of the modern Russian political system” without his contribution.

Indeed, Russia has been through a lot since the collapse of the USSR, and has had to form a new political identity. Zhirinovsky’s unfiltered and unapologetic nationalism and populism were a guiding light for the people.

Zhirinovsky was born in Soviet Kazakhstan to a Russian mother and a Ukrainian Jew father who quickly abandoned the family. He was raised strictly Christian by his mother. The Jews have accused him of harboring anti-Semitism as a form of hatred of his father, because Jews always psychoanalyze everyone who disagrees with them. In fact, there are very many reasons to hate the Jews, and I can’t think of any reason not to hate the Jews.

He was eventually banned from Kazakhstan for repeatedly calling for it to be annexed by Russia.

In 1991, he founded the trollishly named Liberal Democratic Party of the Soviet Union (LDPSU) to promote Russian nationalism. He had to change the party’s name that same year, because the USSR collapsed. It became the LDPR, and he has been a mainstay of Russian politics ever since. He came in third place in the 1991 presidential election, which was won by the drunken traitor Boris Yeltsin.

He formed a friendship with Jean-Marie Le Pen, and based his own party on the old National Front. He wanted to form a global alliance of white Christian nationalist parties.

Zhirinovsky argued not only for reclaiming all of the territory lost during the collapse of the USSR, but also for the invasion and conquest of Turkey, Afghanistan, and Iran, culminating in the conquest of Palestine, where he planned to eject all Moslems and Jews and establish a Russian-ruled capital of global Christendom. I’m not sure if he really thought this possible, but he wrote a book about it in 1995 entitled “The Last Break Southward.”

He was very funny in saying everything he said. One time after a female journalist asked him a question about the Ukraine, he told his bodyguard to rape her.

In 2003, during a drunken rant against George W. Bush and his people who were going to war with his friend Saddam Hussein, Zhirinovsky accurately described the United States a “second-hand goods store” filled with “cocksuckers, handjobbers, and faggots.” He went on to state, possibly inaccurately, that Russian scientists are able to change the gravitational field of the Earth and sink the entire continent of America. He further insulted the black whore Condeleeza Rice, saying she was “a black whore, who needs a good cock.” He added: “send her here, one of our divisions will make her happy in the barracks one night. She will choke on Russian sperm as it will be leaking out of her ears … until she crawls to the US embassy in Moscow on her knees.”

When running for President in 2018, he said that Russia should become a monarchy and change its name to “The Russian Empire” and start invading all of the neighboring countries. He said that sanctions were good, that being the enemy of the West was good, that it made Russia stronger.

During the Chechen wars, he advocated nuking Chechen villages. He blamed Britain for World War I, the Bolshevik Revolution, World War II, and the dissolution of the Soviet Union. Some of his views were more extreme and possibly offensive, but a lot of the time, probably, he would just say outrageous things in order to get people thinking.

Back in December, he somehow predicted the exact date of the invasion of the Ukraine: “At 4 a.m. on February 22, you will feel [our new policy]. I would like 2022 to be a peaceful year. But I love the truth, for 70 years I have been telling the truth. It will not be peaceful. It will be a year when Russia becomes great again.”

I wish he had lived to see the glorious victory in the Ukraine.

I mean, it’s reasonable enough.

RT:

Russia’s veteran nationalist politician Vladimir Zhirinovsky has said that there should be some “limits” on the weight of civil servants and on that of the general population.

Speaking to Komsomolskaya Pravda radio earlier this week, Zhirinovsky was asked to comment on a recent article in the British Daily Mirror newspaper. It had reported that the UK state-run Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency had asked staff to inform management of their waist measurements. This, supposedly, would help it to decide which employees should work at offices or from home.

Zhirinovsky, who leads the nationalist Liberal Democratic Party of Russia, said that providing guidance on body mass is a good idea. “The weight of a civil servant should be 100kg (220lbs) and not more. If it’s 120kg (264lbs) or 150kg (330lbs) – what even is this?” the politician argued.

“What even is this?” is the perfect question.

It’s like Wall-E.

These monstrous obese people we have wobbling around these days are no different than heroin addicts, really. Actually, they’re less healthy than heroin addicts.

He added that civil servants should be “oriented” towards healthy habits. “Why do you eat so much? You already have not Type-Two diabetes, but Type-One,” he proclaimed. “Our idea is to provide some recommendations to citizens. Because they don’t want to follow a diet just like that – they eat a lot of candy and pastry products.”

Zhirinovsky continued, proposing that there should be “some kind of limits” set on the body mass of the general population, but emphasized that he was not calling for firing someone based on how much they weigh.

Imagine if American politicians spoke frankly like this.

Well, once upon a time, a long, long time ago, there was a guy in the American government who did speak frankly.

But he’s gone now.

Twenty-one guns for my homie.

Zhirinovsky is a Russian Nationalist, but he’s so much more really.

He’s a relic from the wild nineties when politics in Russia were actually interesting. During that time, he developed quite a reputation for speaking the truth occasionally and he kept at it for awhile, talking about how the fall of the USSR was engineered by the Jews among other things.

He’s half-Jewish himself, funny enough [though he spent most of his life trying to deny it. -Ed]

Anyways, some background. The woman he’s yelling at is Ksenia Sobchak, the SJW candidate in these elections. She is the Jewish daughter of Putin’s former boss, the first mayor of St. Petersburg after the collapse.

Papa Sobchak ran away to Paris with his stolen millions and when Putin rose to power, Putin invited him back to Russia.

He died soon after of a heart-related something. That something is the source of a lot of conspiracy theories surrounding Putin. Was it just heart attack or was it a heart failure or was it that his heart was…stopped.

That’s Mama Sobchak on the right, looking at Putin with a very strange face at the funeral

There have always been rumors that Putin had his old boss offed and then made a deal with the wife that she toe the line. As a result, she’s been living the high life for a decade, a Moscow socialite and string-puller.

But she’s had a falling out with Putin – over what I don’t know – and her daughter, Ksenia Sobchak who was the most famous whore of the nineties in Russia has now joined the opposition.

That was her then with the help of photoshop and makeup.

And this is her now.

She’s trying to go for the whole SJW-Hipster look to get the youth behind her and her pro-feminist, pro-ZOG and pro-homo agenda.

And so Zhirinovsky just let her have it on the number one late night Russian politics talk show. This evisceration is the talk of the town in an otherwise boring election that Putin is absolutely sure to win and it is easy to see why.

Some dumb whore from a disgraced oligarch’s family suddenly trying to lecture Russians on morality and how to run their country?

THOTs have no shame in general, but really?

This would be like having Kim Kardashian run for president of the US, get into the primaries and talk about how she’s a wholesome family candidate that wants to reform the US to make it get with the times.

I mean the sheer affront of it all. Millions of normal, non-Urbanite scum Russians hate this woman with a seething passion.

And Zhirinovsky literally gives no fucks.

It fell to him to patrol her. It couldn’t have happened any other way. If I were Russian, he would have earned my vote after last night.

Well done, old man. Well done.

Vladimir Zhirinovsky, upset over a question he was asked about the Ukraine Easter shooting fiasco, allegedly told aides to attack and rape an RT journalist.

From the Daily Mail:

In Moscow, Zhirinovsky’s conduct towards the pregnant reporter has been referred to the Russian parliament’s ethics commission and he faces legal action from Miss Dubovitskaya’s employer, news agency Russia Today.

‘Due to the disgusting incident in the state duma, after which our correspondent was hospitalised because of Vladimir Zhirinovsky’s discourtesy, we have decided to use all legal options to punish Mr Zhirinovsky as severely as possible under the law, including by suing him,’ said general director Margareta Simonyan.

After Miss Dubovitskaya’s question, the founder of the far right Liberal Democratic Party began shouting before manhandling two young male aides towards the pregnant mother-of-one.

He then shouted to them: ‘When I say, you run to her and violently rape her.’

A male journalist told Zhirinovsky: ‘She is pregnant, why are you attacking her?’

Zhirinovsky then pushed two aides towards the journalist, who is six months pregnant, shouting: ‘Go and kiss her. Grab her.’

One physically touched Miss Dubovitskaya, to the shock of the watching press, with several female reporters recoiling.

At this point, another female reporter, Yulia Chuchalova from news agency Interfax, told Zhirinovsky: ‘This is derogatory, humiliating – what are you doing here?’

Zhirinovsky hit back: ‘What are you doing intervening here, you lesbian? Get out of here.’

He shouted: ‘This is no place for you if you’re pregnant. We need healthy people. Pregnant women should not show up at work. Sit at home and look after your child, got that?’

He then shouted ‘get out of here, you damned lesbians’.

He later apologized, but will presumably be sued anyway.

Vladimir Zhirinovsky is a half Jew.