⚠️WARNING: GRAPHIC VIDEO⚠️ A naked woman went on a mini rampage at Venice Beach this week, and another lady was EQUALLY READY to throw down. https://t.co/AwG5f8TXEy pic.twitter.com/HzzBFtimlC

— TMZ (@TMZ) February 28, 2024

Damn, boy.

America is lit.

Bitches be wiling.

New York Post:

A naked woman was caught on camera squaring off with another woman wielding a spiked club in Los Angeles on Monday.

The broad-daylight incident happened on the Venice Beach Boardwalk and was filmed by stunned bystanders, according to footage shared by TMZ.

In the clip, a svelte nude woman with long brown hair and a small back tattoo was seen adopting a defensive fighting stance and causally deflecting a spiked club that was being swung at her by another woman, who was clad in sandals and a spandex outfit.

The clothed woman eventually threw the spiked club at the nonplussed nude woman, who picked it up as her apparent attacker grabbed a bat.

The two women dueled for several moments before the naked woman knocked the bat out of the clothed woman’s hands and chased her off.

Fighting in the nude is an extreme advantage.

I recommend that if you find yourself facing a showdown, you strip down naked before engaging the enemy.

We are getting closer and closer to utopia every day:

• Blacks are no longer punished for their crimes
• We are doing serious democracy in the Ukraine
• Most kids are trannies
• The border is totally open
• Elon Musk is clamping down on hate speech on Twitter
• New even more extreme genetic vaccines are in the pipe
• Taiwan is preparing for a counteroffensive to take back Shanghai in revenge for spy balloons
• Everyone who questions electric floors at Auschwitz is in prison
• Paris is a model of diverse vibrancy
• There are no white people in London
• White men are banned from all top universities
• Women no longer feel ashamed that they are fat whores

But in order to really get to a real utopia, people are going to have to stop complaining about homeless junkies occupying public commons.

New York Post:

Authorities in California have ceded prime real estate on the Venice Beach boardwalk to a rotating cast of vagrants — a microcosm of the insanity plaguing the Golden State amid its spiraling homeless crisis.

For weeks, a vagrant surrounded himself beneath a pagoda along with boardwalk with a dump of grimy grocery carts, tarps and blankets, galling footage posted online showed. He and a friend reportedly rejected aid from police, city workers and LA County Park Rangers — who threw up their hands and let the beachfront takeover persist.

As online outrage grew, Los Angeles cops finally cleared the beach bum this week, only to have a different hobo immediately take over the spot — and all but shut-out taxpaying residents or tourists from enjoying it.

“It’s like they are babysitting [the homeless population],” Reza Karimi, 60, owner of the sunglasses store Good See Co., and whose prime location on the boardwalk is just steps away from the hobo-filled pagodas, told The Post.

“Here I pay taxes, I work every day, but these people are given money for free and yet they still do whatever they want and ruin the city.”

You pay taxes so these homeless can get free clean needles, bigot.

You are holding us back, Reza Karimi.

We are on the cusp of utopia, but you won’t shut up and go along with the future we’ve all been waiting for.

How about instead of attacking vibrant people who are just trying to make a better life for themselves, you attack a real villain? Like, say, um – Vladimir Putin? You know, the guy who is like Hitler, and is committing a genocide because he hates democracy?

PS

If you’re trying to get some kind of benefits as a white male, you do not have to become a tranny. You can also become a homeless junkie. If you become a tranny homeless junkie, you will have nearly half as many benefits as a black or a woman.