Drunken American “Female Soldier” Kills Boy in Italy
The American empire is a global menace. Most of the people they kill they kill on purpose, but they also kill a lot of people randomly by accident just because…
Not Even Faggots Want to Join the US Anal Corps – Draft Incoming
If everything was different, I would be perfectly happy to join the military and go fight and die against, you know, Jews. These days, however, in the real universe I…
US Service Member Does Inside Job Bomb Attack at Army Base! Ban Bombs Now!
So the military now thinks that what was described as a mortar attack was actually a bomb planted by American service member in the shower. four americans were wounded in…
US Soldiers in Hawaii Accused of Blow-Darting Cats
Some of you may have wondered “what are US soldiers doing when they’re not having gay sex or training terrorists?” The answer, of course, is that they are torturing cats.…
US Marines Will Put Bullets Up Your Ass for Anal Month
I remember as a kid being shocked by the cover of the Metallica “Metal Up You Ass” album cover. Later, in my teens, I became a fan of Metallica, and…
Three US Sailors from the Same Aircraft Carrier Found Dead Within a Week
We haven’t even joined the war yet and we’re already taking serious casualties. This does not bode well. It does not bode well at all. CNN: Three sailors from the…
US Admits Explosion in Syrian Base was an Inside Job
Update: Follow-up on OIR statement regarding the attack on Green Village in Eastern Syria, April 7th. pic.twitter.com/e9mPSbnWJa — Inherent Resolve (@CJTFOIR) April 15, 2022 Who is allowed in this base?…
4 Dead as Helicopter Crashes Near US Military Missile Range
#BREAKING: Crews responding to crash involving contracted helicopter that was part of training operation on Kauai near Pacific Range Missile Facility at Barking Sands (Video: Lindsie Fratus-Thomas) — @KITV4 has…
US Army Declares War on the Weather
The most important goal of our military should be trying to transform the globe into a solid sheet of ice. Forget this Russia and China thing – that’s paddy cakes…
US Fighter Jet Landing Oopsie Injures Sailors Near China
These people can’t even land a jet but they’re going to fight simultaneous wars with Russia and China. RT; Seven US Navy personnel were injured after a pilot suffered a “landing…