I must regretfully inform our readers that, at the time of writing, it does not appear that she has a OnlyFans account…

NBC News:

Sofía Jirau has made history as the first model for Victoria’s Secret with Down syndrome, after joining 17 other women in launching the brand’s new campaign.

The 24-year-old Puerto Rican model celebrated the milestone on Valentine’s Day following the debut of the Love Cloud Collection, a line of underwear.

“One day I dreamed of it, I worked on it and today it is a dream come true. I can finally tell you my big secret,” Jirau wrote on her Instagram profile in Spanish. “I am the first Victoria’s Secret model with Down syndrome!”

She is also the second Puerto Rican model featured in a Victoria’s Secret campaign, sharing the spotlight with supermodel Joan Smalls.

Jirau’s charisma and infectious personality have taken her far since launching her modeling career in 2019 in Puerto Rico — alongside her own online store “Alavett,” based on a bilingual play on words of her favorite phrase “I love it.”

A year later, she accomplished her dream of debuting at New York Fashion Week, “for which I am proud as one of the few models with Down syndrome who has managed to participate in the important fashion event,” according to her website.

Jirau also launched a Spanish-language campaign of her own called “No Limits” to demonstrate the capacity of people with Down syndrome to achieve their goals despite their condition.

According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, Down syndrome is a condition in which a person is born with an extra chromosome, resulting in changes to how the body and brain develop, which can cause both mental and physical challenges.

“Thank you Victoria’s Secret for seeing me as a model who has #NoLimits and making me part of the inclusive Love Cloud Collection campaign,” Jirau said on Instagram. “Inside and out, there are no limits, Alavett!”

She joins the lingerie and clothing giant at a pivotal time as the company tries to distance itself from the once iconic images of Victoria’s Secret angels, and rebrands itself to appeal to all types of women.

The new campaign is the company’s first full-scale collection launch since Raúl Martinez officially became its new head creative director in January.

“Love Cloud Collection is a major moment in the brand’s evolution. From the cast of incredible women that bring the collection to life, to the incredible inclusive spirit on set, this campaign is an important part of the new Victoria’s Secret standard we are creating,” Martinez said in a statement.

This is democracy.

It is who we are.

Remember when pretty women were a thing?

I find it shocking that CNN hasn’t deleted this video yet

The reason that women are not competitive with men in the military has a lot to do with the comfort of their vaginal areas.

The Guardian:

The Swiss armed forces is taking a big step to recruit more women – by no longer making female recruits wear men’s underwear.

At present, all recruits are issued with “loose-fitting men’s underwear, often in larger sizes”, the BBC reported. In a trial set to begin in April, the Swiss army said women would be issued with two sets of female underwear – one for warmer months and one for colder months.

The Swiss armed forces hope to increase the percentage of female recruits from 1% to 10% within the next decade.

“The clothing is designed for men, but if the army is really to become more feminine, appropriate measures are needed,” said MP Marianne Binder.

Army spokesperson Kaj-Gunnar Sievert told Swiss news site Watson: “The old generation of uniforms was not geared enough to the specific needs of women.”

Other pieces of clothing and accessories, including combat clothing, backpacks and protective vests were also being re-evaluated, said Sievert.

The defence minister, Viola Amherd, reportedly welcomed the move, saying “compatibility” needed to be improved.

The only thing stopping Putin from taking over the world’s Toblerone supply is her

Women and men in the Swiss armed forces have had the same duties since 2004. An unnamed female soldier told Watson the underwear, “makes a difference whether you have to crawl on the floor with 27 kilograms of luggage or sit quietly on an office chair.”

This is going to change everything, and really put us on a track to destroying China once and for all.

The Chinese think that their masculinity is going to help them win a war, and when they meet these women in their extra comfortable panties on the battlefield, they’re gonna be in for a mighty surprise, as they truly discover the power of women.

Wait. No. That was Gillette.

This is the Victoria’s Secret one:

Look at her smug fat woman-face in the above picture, pointing out how fat women and trannies have conquered slim territory.

Look at her here:

Look at her fat rolls.

Truly a disgusting sight.

Daily Mail:

Victoria’s Secret is featuring a size 14 woman in an ad campaign for the first time in history, though it was the model and not the lingerie giant who announced the news.

The company is working with plus-size model Ali Tate Cutler as part of its new partnership with London-based lingerie brand Bluebella, which comes after years of backlash over its lack of diversity and more recently, merciless comparisons to Rihanna’s inclusive Savage x Fenty show.

News of Victoria’s Secret’s collaboration with Bluebella — which uses a mix of plus-size and straight-size models in its campaigns — broke last week, but it was Cutler who revealed that she is the brand’s first size 14 model.

While attending the launch of the partnership at Victoria’s Secret’s flagship store in New York City last Friday, the model took to Instagram to relish in the historic moment by sharing a photo of herself showing off her curves in a black lace teddy in one of the campaign images.

‘I believe I’m the first size 14 on @victoriassecret?’ she wrote. ‘Regardless I’m pretty stoked to work with a brand I idolized when I was a teen. Great step in the right direction for bodies.’

That’s actually a terrible step for bodies, health, and beauty.

There must be zero tolerance for fat women. If you show even the tiniest glimpse of fat acceptance, they’ll balloon into Saturn-sized spheres and demand you find them beautiful.

It’s what’s been happening in America.

People have grown used to fat and started to tolerate fat, and now everyone’s looking like a new species.

In an interview with E! News, Cutler explained that while she is not the first plus-size model to work with the brand, she is the first size 14 model to do so.

‘Size 14 is actually the average size of women in America and I do think that we need to see more of it in media and fashion because most women are that size. So, we need to be accurately represented in brands and media,’ she said.

Wait… is… is that the reason why computer and smartphones screens have been getting wider and wider?

It all makes sense now. Wider screens are needed to display these more accurate representations of the average woman.

‘For Victoria’s Secret I am so excited that they decided to put a size 14 women like me on the wall,’ she added. ‘I feel like they are headed in the right direction and they are listening to their audience who have requested to see more women of diverse shapes and sizes.

‘I think if they continue to head in that direction they will be on to a jackpot because that is reflective of what the average woman is in America.’

The Victoria’s Secret audience wants fat chicks?

That is quite a policy change.

While Cutler is part of the Victoria’s Secret X Bluebella campaign, she was brought in by Bluebella and hasn’t been officially hired to model for Victoria’s Secret.

In a press release that Victoria’s Secret shared last week to announce the collaboration, it was noted that Bluebella stands for ‘self-love, self-acceptance and championing individuality.’

Bluebella for Victoria’s Secret includes an array of lingerie, sleepwear, and hosiery featuring luxe details, including velvet, satin, and embroidered lace.

The line launched at select Victoria’s Secret stores in the US last week, and it will be available at select stores in the UK starting on Friday, October 11.

Victoria’s Secret’s new partnership is its latest attempt to revive its ailing company, which has faced stiff competition from newer lingerie brands with more inclusive marketing strategies aimed at women of all shapes, sizes, and skin tones.

It’s not really competition that is the problem. The problem is that women are getting bigger every day — which means that human-sized women, the previous target of Victoria’s Secret, are an endangered species on the brink of extinction.

You can’t really blame Victoria’s Secret for trying to stay relevant in a world of obese monstrosities.

The fat bitch they added actually represents the “unattainable ideal” for most women.

Related: Victoria’s Secret Shutting Down TV Special Because No One is Interested in Beautiful Women Anymore

Sometimes I find myself feeling especially proud and smug for finding the most fucked up shit to report on.

Like, it’s as if I’ve beaten the competition out to secure the “found the most fucked up story of the week” prize.

Between you and me, there is no such prize among the Stormer Staff (SS). 

But there should be.

Everyone’s just too afraid of the competition i.e., me.

That’s why they don’t wanna play.

Cuz I’d decorate my entire wall with “FUSOW” trophies tbh.

I’d even lie to the gf and the side biddies about what the prize was for.

Probably tell them that it was a prize given to me by my ex’s for having a big dick – heh, shit was cash.

But seriously, by this point, I hope I’ve injected enough levity into the situation to prepare you for what’s coming.

This shit’s fucked up, Jack. 

Cauldron Pool:

There’s a new line of underwear on the market, and it’s helping ‘transgender’ boys as young as five hide their penises.

“Tuck Buddies” were created to be a “comfortable underwear option for transgender kids.” The product is designed with an extra layer at the front to “provide a bit of padding and coverage for young trans kids.”

“My five and a half year old trans daughter has pretty much always presented as a female,” one customer said. “As an infant everyone assumed she was a baby girl.”

“Around five, after transitioning, she really started noticing her penis more, and complaining about it ‘bothering her in all kinds of different ways.” 

Ayyyy.

It’s real.

Multi-million dollar #Transgender industry targeting vulnerable male toddlers with ‘Tuck Buddies’ so he can mutilate himself to ‘feel’ like a girl. pic.twitter.com/FERpjInDR1

— You'reTeachingWhat? (@ytocwhat) October 19, 2018

Not gonna lie, I’m so jaded at this point that I’m literally kicking myself for not getting into the growing tranny/transitioning industry.

It’d be a better investment than fucking Bitcoin, that’s for sure.

So much for being able to afford a cosplaying ahegao Instagram thot in 2019 fml.

Gotta leverage some of that red pill knowledge to get rich, otherwise it’s useless, know whatimsayin’?

Gotta make some money off these dickless toddlers, LMAO ;_;

But nah.

The humor helps to take some of the edge off – but sometimes it’s just not enough fam.

I was thinking of getting a hobby.

Maybe LEGOs. 

I feel like that would be right up my alley.