I rejoice in the suffering of subhumans

Pro-tip for not dying: If you’re a stupid whore who feels the need to have a gun shoved up her vagina, make sure the guy holding it isn’t a nigger. Whites, Yellows, mestizos, even most arabs and sub-continentals will remember to TAKE THE FUCKING BULLETS OUT FIRST!

Daily Mail:

A man who left his partner for dead after accidentally firing a shotgun while it was inserted into her vagina to fulfill her sexual desires has been jailed for ten years.

David Jeffers, 47, fled in panic from a Britannia hotel in Manchester leaving his partner disfigured on the bed after their fantasy went catastrophically wrong.

The 46 year-old victim, who cannot be named for legal reasons, has been left with life changing injuries to her bladder and female reproductive organs but amazingly survived.

I don’t know the race of the “victim,” but it doesn’t matter – the bitch deserved it, and it’s funny as fuck!

In the days before their rendezvous, she told Jeffers of her sexual desires via text message, saying: ‘I can’t sleep, so excited.’

The victim, who worked as a manager in Stockport, Greater Manchester, had arranged and paid for him to stay with her at the hotel on January 30.

This is what the woman spent her money on and lost sleep over:

Whatever the race, it’s very clear that women in general aren’t very bright.

At all.

The couple consumed drink and drugs before engaging in sexual activity.

“I just met a retarded monkey-like creature, it’s a good idea to get high before asking it to shove a shotgun in my vagina.” – Woman in current year

Jeffers, who lives in Harehills, Leeds, inserted the loaded shotgun, which he claims to have found in the toilet of the Wetherspoon’s pub at Leeds train station, into her vagina before accidentally pressing the trigger.

As his victim lay naked on the bed, Jeffers phoned reception to ask for help before dressing himself and fleeing the hotel via a rear exit.

He made his way to Piccadilly train station where he caught a train back to Leeds in the early hours.

That’s some nice gun control you have there…

When a hotel employee went up to the room, the victim murmured: ‘I am in agony, I am going to die’.

She was rushed to Manchester Royal Infirmary with multiple gun shot pellets in the abdomen and received significant trauma injuries. Emergency surgery saved her life.

In hospital, she told doctors of the traumatic experience and claimed that Jeffers was a ‘bad man’ who tried to ‘blow her insides out.’

The weapon, never recovered after Jeffers dumped it in a Stockport bin, was described in court as an ‘antique’ shotgun, the size of a small handgun, which fired.410 pellets and was usually used to kill vermin.

Well it certainly did the job here.

Prosecuting, Peter Wright QC, said: ‘There was consensual sex and at some stage the defendant inserted the loaded firearm into her vagina which was then discharged, casing catastrophic internal injuries.

‘As she lay grievously injured the defendant dressed and took with him the firearm and his mobile phone, using the room phone to dial reception and request an ambulance indicating that a female had been shot.

‘He then left the hotel by the rear exit where he then fled to Leeds making no further enquiries about his victim’s well-being.

You have to give this nigger some credit, most of his kind would’ve just ran away immediately and hoped nobody in the racist police noticed what they did.

‘The night manager who answered the phone went upstairs to investigate and once in the room he saw her laying naked face down on the bed and was in-coherent saying she had been shot. She was in considerable pain saying: “I am in agony, I am going to die”.

‘The pair were mutually supportive of each other and they talked in intimate terms, past, present and future and the newsagents from which they purchased alcohol described the pair as looking like a ‘new couple’ and this was a relationship which was perfectly happy.

Reading this made me feel even happier!

Shame there were no casualties.

But the end result isn’t so bad, I guess.

One of the country’s  most senior judges provoked fury last night when he criticised short jail sentences for interfering with the home lives of criminals.

Lord Neuberger, president of the Supreme Court, said he rejected the idea that a couple of months behind bars – and what he called ‘the clang of the prison gates’ – could help bring criminals to their senses.

Instead, he warned such sentences ‘can be disruptive’ for the prisoner’s job and home life. The judge made his comments after visiting Holloway women’s prison in North London.

He also expressed concern that prisoners there were forced to share a cell, when ‘the vast majority’ would, he said, prefer to have a room to themselves.

Bizarrely, he also complained about ‘bossy notices’ on prison walls, and the cheap furniture he saw in the jail, and expressed astonishment at how little money was spent on prisoners’ food.

His comments raised concerns that a senior member of the judiciary appeared to be intervening in highly political debate around sentencing policy.

Critics accused the judge of seeing things ‘entirely from the point of view of the criminal’ and failing to consider victims. Ministers defended short sentences as ‘effective’.

His comments came in an article for the November issue of Independent Monitor, the magazine for prison monitoring boards, after a visit to Holloway in North London earlier this year.

In the year to March 2013, a total of 18,724 criminals were given jail sentences of between three and six months.

Another 25,165 were given jail terms of up to three months.

The judge wrote: ‘As a judge one message I took away was the highly questionable value of short sentences.’

‘The notion that a couple of months in prison will help bring a defendant to her senses, the so-called “clang of the prison gates”, has always had a real resonance for me.’

He added: ‘But, following my visit to Holloway, having listened to the probation officers and others, I have a very different perspective. A short prison sentence can be disruptive for the prisoner’s job, home etc.

‘And on the other hand, if an offender needs help for any reason, such as substance abuse or training for a job, there is no point in her being in prison for much less than six months.

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