The revolution is in full swing. The whites will pay the price, and the blacks and women will finally take their position ruling over us.

The one thing that threatens to pull the revolution apart at the seams is people joking about it and thinking it is silly.

Thankfully, the Joke Police are on the scene to protect us from the threat of people laughing at something so serious as the ascension of the oppressed.

RT:

Twitter has seemingly gone on a rampage against anti-“woke” satirists, locking the account of social justice warrior caricature Titania McGrath and suspending several others for reasons that remain unclear.

Several satire accounts, mostly British, ridiculing society’s obsession with political correctness, found themselves locked out of Twitter or suspended entirely on Monday, with no explanation other than vague accusations of “platform manipulation and dissemination of spam.”

Sir Lefty Farr-Wright QC, Jarvis Dupont, Liberal Larry, Guy Verhoftwat, and Tolerance Police all found themselves kicked off the platform within hours of each other.

While it’s unclear if all were given the same reason for their exile, Farr-Right took to Twitter alternative Parler to express his disappointment — in character, of course — and reveal he’d been baselessly accused of spamming and platform manipulation.

PARLER STATEMENT: From Sir Lefty Farr-Wright QC MP @SupportOurLefty pic.twitter.com/NeY8WupHjX

— Minitrue⁺ (@BanTheBBC) August 18, 2020

Ratio Watch and conservative-leaning news satire powerhouse the Babylon Bee were also briefly suspended, then reinstated. The Bee especially has been targeted by liberal thought-police jealous its popularity sometimes exceeds “real news” published by their own outlets. The satire site is often skewered by fact-checkers for supposedly publishing fake news, with the likes of Snopes implying conservatives lack the brainpower to distinguish between humor and fact.

Meanwhile, Titania McGrath, the woke caricature written by Spiked columnist Andrew Doyle, was locked out of “her” account after a biting send-up of critical theory in which she argued doctors were “bullying and dehumanizing” sick people — i.e. “those who do not conform to their perceptions of ‘wellness’” — and thus medical science should be banned as an oppressive, cisnormative, patriarchal construct.

So it looks as though it was @TitaniaMcGrath's thread about medical science that got her locked out of Twitter.

All I was doing was satirising the tortuous logic of Critical Theory, and how it promotes dangerous ideas in the name of social justice.

How is that worthy of a ban? pic.twitter.com/N5cJhPsNoB

— Andrew Doyle (@andrewdoyle_com) August 17, 2020

“‘Health’ and ‘wellness’ are mere taxonomies of privilege, inculcated by the hegemonic and oppressive discourses of ‘medical science,’” McGrath wrote in the offending tweet. She called for not only closing all hospitals and medical institutions, but re-educating children to “embrace and celebrate illness rather than seeking a ‘cure’,” eerily mimicking the language of wokeness.

In the next six weeks, anyone who is still allowed on the platform now is going to be banned. It is going to be nothing but bluecheck journalists.

Then, and only then, will justice finally ring true.

God bless you, Joke Police.

“Cutting your dick off doesn’t make you a woman any more than cutting your legs in half makes you a hobbit.”

That sentence above can get you banned on Twitter, and even sent to prison in some western European countries.

Think about it.

Breitbart:

Social media website Twitter has banned the actions of “misgendering” or “deadnaming” transgender users in an effort to stem what it calls “anti-trans abuse,” as part of its updated “hateful conduct” policy. The platform vows to permanently suspend users who “regularly” violate the policy.

Basic, elementary school biology is now “hatred.”

This is the level that kikes dragged civilization down to.

In an effort to fight “anti-trans abuse” on their platform, Twitter has banned “misgendering” and “deadnaming” on their platform, Pink News reports. The act of “misgendering” refers to calling someone by the pronouns of their biological sex rather than those of the gender they have stated they wish to be, while “deadnaming” means to call a transgender person who has changed their name by the name they were given at birth.

Twitter’s updated terms of service, which were changed in late October, state: “We recognize that if people experience abuse on Twitter, it can jeopardize their ability to express themselves,” it goes on to state: “Research has shown that some groups of people are disproportionately targeted with abuse online. This includes; women, people of color, lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, asexual individuals, marginalized and historically underrepresented communities.”

In other words – everything except White people, because there’s never any “abuse” against those.

Think any of these creatures ever got banned?

Listen up trannies – there is only one good thing you can do with your lives, and that’s end them as quickly as possible.

In a normal society, we would’ve developed some simple, functional cures for these mental illnesses a long time ago, and you could’ve had normal lives just like everyone else.

But we don’t live in a normal society, so you’re basically fucked.

All the self-mutilation and toxic chemicals that you go through in order to transition will NOT help with anything, quite the contrary, it’ll just make everything worse.

Never, at any point in human history, has there ever been a case where cutting your dick off lead to something good. Not even once.

So as long as you exist, you’ll not only be miserable yourselves, but you’ll make everybody around you miserable and generally degrade society even further than it already is, all at the behest of (((people))) who I can assure you hate you as much as I do.

Suicide is the only logical thing to do, and the only way you’ll ever get peace.

DO IT!!!

With Twitter banning anyone that tweets per capita crime statistics by race, it was only a matter of time before people began breaking into the homes of Jews and taking their families hostage so they can use their banproof checkmarked accounts to Tweet factual information on white dispossession. The Daily Stormer, of course, opposes all acts of violence as violence is simply not productive at this phase of the conflict. PLEASE do not systematically hunt down Kohanim (the highest caste in Jewish aristocracy) and torture them into revealing their phone passwords so you can use their Twitter accounts. Please don’t shoot up any meetings of prominent, powerful Jews so that you can press their lifeless fingers onto their iPhones and post a bar graph of FBI statistics next to an IQ-by-race scatterplot captioned “LOL NIGGERS ARE VIOLENT BECAUSE THEY ARE DUMB.” That being said, while we can’t condone acts like this, we do understand them. These are the kinds of sad inevitabilities that arise from the divinely inspired Constitution being violated by perfidious kike bastards.

You see, Americans love their freedoms. They sing songs about how great they are, and the importance of the blood sacrifices that were made to attain them.

And we take this stuff extremely seriously. We killed so many people for our Constitution, and we’d kill millions more. And now Jews have appeared as an obstruction to our First Amendment right to enumerate our grievances for redress in the public forum and have essentially said, “You can have your First Amendment, or you can have Jews.”

I don’t know about you, but I know which one I will pick when forced to make that choice.

So when tragedies like these happen, where a well connected checkmarked Jew’s family is subject to violence so that someone can use his phone to tweet a spree of hilarious statements, A. Wyatt Mann memes, and graphs of important quantifiable facts for hours on end, I can’t say that I support it. But I understand.

I am not going to apologize to the Jewish community for what Nathan Rabin has gone through at the hands of American patriots.

I am, however, going to say that they were warned.

And there’s only one way to stop the massive bloodshed that is coming: get out. Get out of our country, you filthy Jew bastards. Take your disrespect of our Constitution and culture to your native land of Israel for all I care. You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.

Trump may single-handedly destroy this evil company.

So soon after Twitter published their new policy to ban everyone who doesn’t toe the politically-correct line at all times, Trump just went ahead and re-tweeted some muscular anti-Islam materials. The average goy doing the same would obviously be a strong candidate for having their account “permanently suspended,” in Twitter’s Orwellian terms.

So what now, Twitter?

Are you going to admit that your rules are so insane that you’d even ban the President of the United States of America over his political speech and then change them to be more reasonable? Or, are you going to stick to your guns and ban him for bein’ a hater?

Of course, they’d rather just slink back into the darkness and pretend none of this is happening.

The screaming SJW hordes won’t let them do that, though. And for that matter, neither will we.

Engadget:

Twitter sure is having a hard time explaining and enforcing its policies around hate speech. Earlier this week, the company responded to Trump’s retweet of violent anti-Muslim propaganda, telling Engadget that some videos may remain up if they are newsworthy or of public interest. Today, Twitter changed that position, saying that, instead, the tweets in question are still on the service because they are permitted based on the company’s current media policy.

However, Twitter’s policy against hate speech clearly states that “You may not promote violence against or directly attack or threaten other people on the basis of race, ethnicity, national origin, sexual orientation, gender, gender identity, religious affiliation, age, disability, or disease. We also do not allow accounts whose primary purpose is inciting harm towards others on the basis of these categories.”

So, you’re only allowed to disagree with other people on stuff like taxes or your favorite show on TV. Yawn.

Do they think they can keep their platform up like this, when all actual fun and action is completely gone from the conversation?

Me on Twitter rn.

The media policy today’s tweet references says that “Some forms of graphic violence or adult content may be permitted in Tweets when they are marked as sensitive media. However, you may not include this type of content in live video, or in profile or header images. Additionally, we may sometimes require you to remove media containing excessively graphic violence out of respect for the deceased and their families if we receive a request from their family or an authorized representative.”

To clarify: these videos are not being kept up because they are newsworthy or for public interest. Rather, these videos are permitted on Twitter based on our current media policy. https://t.co/RqEQy3skgc

— Twitter Safety (@TwitterSafety) December 1, 2017

Twitter’s two policies are vague and confusing at best, if not outright conflicting. It’s certainly not good for a platform that continues to be ripe for abuse and similar instances occur regularly. We’ve reached out to the company for further comment and will update this post when we hear back.

Twitter knows that if they ban Trump, their entire platform will collapse. Whatever competitor Trump migrates to will instantly gain millions of members, while they lose tens of millions of theirs. Their stock would collapse overnight. Trump is basically holding them hostage.

Their plan seems to be to ban all his supporters, instead, by making their experience on their platform hellish.

Well, the hypocrisy of applying one set of rules to normal people and a completely different set of rules to Trump isn’t lost on anybody. And it’s making both the left and the right angry.

As soon as Twitter abandoned any pretense at supporting free speech and became a politically biased platform, they were screwed.