That black guy on the Daily Show was not funny at all. It was sickening, frankly. They could have put anyone on that show.

He recently quit in humiliation, having spent years failing to make even one person giggle softly in his years-long run. Now, he’s trying to do something funny. He posted a video mocking that dumb bitch Kamala.

The Veep reboot looks amazing pic.twitter.com/6qwJdcmFBA

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) October 3, 2022

Pretty low-hanging fruit there, buddy. And we’re all sitting here noting the fact that you spent years shilling for this stupid fake cunt.

Maybe that black goofball can tradition into semi-edgy Republican style comedy by making fun of the most ridiculous people in the Democrat Party like Bill Maher does. He could get some attention doing that, for sure, because Republicans will automatically start sucking the dicks of any leftist who mocks Democrats.

However, he still won’t be funny. He could post funny videos made by other people on his social media, I guess. But this video he just posted is not that funny. I’m not barreling over with laughter. I’m mostly just outraged that this guy shilled for this bitch for years, and now he’s finally saying “actually, she really is a stupid ass hoe.”

It’s about time this mulatto faggot finally gave up on life.

However, one would assume he’s been fired. This guy really, really sucks.

Variety:

Trevor Noah is nearing his last laugh on “The Daily Show.”

The comedian, who came out of near anonymity to take over the program from Jon Stewart in 2015, plans to exit the flagship Comedy Central series after a seven-year tenure that saw him transform it for a new generation of viewers who are more at home on social media than they are cable outlets and broadcast networks.

Yeah, actually, people will watch cable broadcasts if they don’t suck.

Tucker still kills 24-54 live, along with having millions of views on YouTube.

The key is to not suck.

Trevor Noah can’t claim “oh I can’t win because young people are online” when his videos on his youtube channel can’t crack 100,000 views unless he’s announcing his retirement.

Every Tucker video gets millions of views – even though Fox won’t give him his own channel, and uses his shows to bolster their flailing YouTube channel.

If people were allowed to sub to a Tucker-only YouTube channel, Tucker would be getting 3-4 times the views.

Young people are going to watch stuff. They just aren’t interested in watching leftist political propaganda. If they are going to watch political material, it will be rightist material. If they are leftists, they just have the default worldview, so they don’t need to watch political content – they already just agree with whatever the government and media says, so they don’t need to learn anything. They can just say “yeah, I just agree with everything the government/media says.”

There are a few leftists who disagree with the media, but Trevor Noah is just a regime apologist. He just says whatever CNN/NYT says, and he’s not funny at all. He’s quite possibly the least funny person I’ve ever run across.

Unfunny mulatto-man Trevor Noah had infamous hitlady-in-chief Hillary Clinton on his failing late night show to dispel rumors that she was responsible for Jeffrey Epstein’s suicide. This is actually a pretty funny situation – a comedy-worthy scenario, in fact. Hillary Clinton goes on TV to prove she didn’t kill anyone. This is not funny because Trevor Noah is funny, but because the situation is so absurd.

Clearly, this rumor has gotten so out of control that Hillary felt the need to address it head-on.

Personally, I think it would have just been smarter for Hillary to tweet, “I did NOT kill Jeffrey Epstein. #justanothersuicide” instead of doing this weird damage control appearance.

RT:

In an appearance on the Daily Show, Hillary Clinton was asked to weigh in on her role as the arch nemesis of conservatives, and how – not if – she added Jeffrey Epstein to the “Clinton body count” theorized by conspiracy buffs.

"they are crazy and persistent in putting forth these crazy ideas" You mean like the "Everyone that doesn't agree with me is a russian asset" talk?

— Da Flash (@flashnando) November 1, 2019

“I have to ask you a question that has been plaguing me for a while, how did you kill Jeffrey Epstein?” host Trevor Noah asked on Thursday’s show, getting an outburst of laughter out of Clinton. “You seem to be behind everything nefarious, and yet you do not use [that power] to become president.”

Before she could spill the beans, Noah rolled out his next question, asking what it was like to be the “bogeyman of the right” and the subject of countless internet conspiracy theories.

First off, let’s address the elephant in the room.

Even this commie guy gets it:

Hillary Clinton laughs the same way about Epstein the same way she does about Gaddafi

— feed me a stray brät (@JonnieBratwurst) November 1, 2019

No one can pretend they didn’t notice that patented Clinton cackle after Trevor Noah asked her whether she killed Jeffrey Epstein.

Hillary absolutely glows with a radiance that shaves a decade off her haggard appearance when the topic turns to death and destruction.

Why is Hillary Clinton even out there now doing the rounds like a desperate she-hog at the bar near closing time?

Every time she has come out of the shadows she has managed to come off as more unhinged and bitter than before. If she’s not going to be making a bid for the presidency, is she just trying to raise her public profile to sidle into a kingmaker for the DNC nomination?

Can anyone explain this? I can’t.

If she had just stayed quiet after losing the election, she wouldn’t have an army of rabid Boomers on Twitter accusing her of having Jeffrey Epstein murdered.

This is all on her.

Stupid bitch.

I predicted this argument would come up as the best possible defense the Democrats could mount.

Slate:

The length of the government shutdown and Trump’s suggestion on Jan. 4 that he may declare a national emergency to build the wall has led many, including Daily Show host Trevor Noah, to break down what a state of emergency would mean for America.

“Trump has claimed that as president, he can declare illegal immigration as a national emergency, and then he wouldn’t need congressional approval to build the wall. He could just do it himself.”

Noah also noted that national emergencies are fairly common, reminding viewers that “President Carter declared a national emergency during the Iranian hostage crisis in order to put sanctions on Iran. President Obama declared a state of emergency during swine flu to help hospitals respond more effectively. President Bush declared an emergency when Friends went off the air.” (Note: one of these is not true.)

“Presidents declare national emergencies all the time. What they don’t do is declare an emergency just to win a policy fight with Congress. So the question we need to answer is, is Trump even allowed to do this?”

Yes, he can, and the declaration itself would give the President the level of power seemingly reserved for authoritarian regimes. A clip Noah included from PBS NewsHour, explained that under a state of emergency, Trump has the power to freeze the bank accounts of American citizens, shut down communications facilities, and deploy the military domestically.

…

Noah’s solution? Give Trump a wall before he figures out the extent of his power.

“If I’m the Democrats, I’d give Trump the wall before he finds out what he can really do.” While Noah admitted that sounds crazy, the Daily Show continued, “Right now, he’s like the baby from The Incredibles, he only knows he can float. We do not want him finding out he can shoot lasers from his eyes.”

I’m sure the Democrats floated this on a comedy show that is basically not watched by anyone in order to gauge people’s reactions to it.

They’re going to need some kind of excuse when they crack, and this is the best one. It is basically theoretical, but it is an excuse that fits into the entire paradigm of Trump as a “mad titan” type figure on a rampage.

There has been some confusion and controversy surrounding Trevor Noah – Jon Stewart’s diversity Daily Show replacement on Comedy Central – who pointed out the obvious the other day: Africa won the World Cup.

RT:

Comedian Trevor Noah defended his joke that Africa, not France, won the World Cup after the French ambassador penned a letter of complaint. Noah’s response further fuelled debate on racial identity in France and the US.

“Yes. Yes. Africa won the World Cup! Africa won the World Cup!” the South African comedian said on the ‘Daily Show’ last week. “I get it, they have to say it’s the French team, but look at those guys. You don’t get that tan by hanging out in the South of France, my friends.” 

TONIGHT: Congratulations to Africa on winning the 2018 Men’s World Cup! pic.twitter.com/ly1wxU1VzT

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) July 17, 2018

To be quite honest – I mean there’s really no containing this information now – I used to be friends with Trevor Noah back when I lived in South Africa.

I would often call him my “cashew” as a term of endearment. Because he went to a Catholic school and his mother was a Jew. Also because he looks like a monkey and they like to eat cashews (note. this is not strictly true, but for some reason, I thought that it was at the time, I am no expert on monkey diet preferences).

Anyways.

Trevor used to be really jealous of me because I was funnier than him and all the girls used to shoot milk out of their nostrils as they laughed at my jokes. Seriously, I was so gut-wrenchingly funny that they couldn’t control themselves. They were screaming with laughter and then later on, they would bed me because I was so damn funny.

Trevor tried to keep up, but he only did that whole “hate whitey” shtick and alternated it with cringy self-deprecating humor about how he hated himself for being born a mutt and wanted to commit suicide. People chuckled, but it was mostly because they felt bad and they forced themselves to give the little try-hard negro a pat on the nappy head.

Anyways, he was always trying to keep up with me. So when I started doing the whole ironic neon-nazi shtick, he started copying me too.

But just like with me, he bit by bit started slipping out of the ironic mode and started becoming more literal. This is what happened with that “Africa” won the World Cup bit. He started doing the whole Neon-Nazi comedy routine a bit too seriously and BTFOing liberals and conservacucks who claimed that race matters.

French Ambassador Gerard Araud wrote a letter to Noah in response, saying his joke about France’s team being African was “denying their Frenchness,” and “legitimizes the ideology which claims whiteness as the only definition of being French.”

Noah read parts of the letter on his show, some of it in a French accent, and took issue with Araud’s claim that the team reflected France’s diversity. Noah said he was sorry to say that it was more to do with France’s colonialism than its diversity.

The French ambassador to the U.S. @GerardAraud criticized Trevor for congratulating Africa on France’s World Cup victory. Trevor responds #BetweenTheScenes: pic.twitter.com/5nJklXRyY8

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) July 19, 2018

Trevor has set off a debate on whether civic nationalism is a viable system or doomed to fail. Trevor, of course, staked out the Neon-Nazi position on the matter:

Noah’s joke and subsequent explanation sparked debate on social media. Some commenters, such as French athletes, sided with the French ambassador, even accusing Noah of being racist, while others defended Noah’s joke for being good natured and questioned why black American athletes aren’t referred to as African teams.

wowza.

Trevor, buddy, if you’re this, you need to cool it down buddy. This is too intense for normies to handle. Don’t try to keep up with me, mate. You gotta do you. The Neon-Nazi shtick is already being done and done well. You need to find something else to do. Stop riding my coat-tails.

Trevor makes this face when hearing another White farmer family was slaughtered by a roving band of Blacks.

Unfunny Black Trevor Noah, who for some reason was chosen to replace unfunny Jew Jon Stewart on the Daily Show, comes from South Africa.

The situation in South Africa, as we’re covered before, is so dire for Whites that the UN has recognized that it qualifies as a genocide. Noah knows about this, because he’s experienced it firsthand.

And naturally, he believes this is a good model to emulate for America.

This is from an interview UpRoxx has conducted with Noah.

UpRoxx:

Having grown up under those circumstances must give you an interesting perspective on what’s happening in America right now, that we’re still battling racial demons in 2016?

Well, I think it’s interesting because South Africa and America have a very similar history, in terms of race, race relations, the way these things have been approached. Even the relationship with the British, in terms of the founding of the country. But the biggest difference I think with South Africa is that it’s the majority that was oppressed. You know, so change came a lot quicker and the change itself was seen on a larger scale. I mean, that has come with its own challenges, but it’s a lot harder to oppress the majority of the people.

Blacks were disappointed in Obama, because this is the kind of “change” they were expecting.

Yeah, the reality is that when Whites are a minority, they can still hold a country together if they have total control to manage everything. But as soon as you shift the political power away from the White minority, everything collapses all at once.

Of course.

I think also though, the biggest thing we had in South Africa, one of the most important steps that we took, was we had a government commission (the Truth and Reconciliation Committee) which basically forced us as a nation to have come face to face with all of the horrors of the system that existed before democracy. And that’s something that the United States has never done. Unfortunately, because of that, it means you still get people saying things like, “Oh, was saying nigger even that bad?” and so on and so forth. So those are probably the biggest differences that I’ve noticed. Otherwise, in terms of race relations and interactions, it’s really familiar to me.

I guess what America really needs is an Orwellian committee of unaccountable Negroes given the power to punish Whites in order to protect their fragile little Black feelings.

The penalty for saying “nigger” is death, cracker!

So the government there, they took initiative to sort of say, “Hey, this is something that we did that was messed up. It was wrong. We’re moving past it and we’re putting mechanisms in place to speed the healing process.” There was an agreed-upon history of that time taught in schools and it was ingrained into young people’s heads. Whereas here, there’s still obviously so much unofficial misinformation about our past that gets spread around, like that the myth that Civil War had nothing to do with slavery and everything to do with “state’s rights.”

That’s exactly what it is. It’s the misinformation. You know, there is no denying what happened in South Africa. I mean you still have people who go like, “It’s over, get over with it.” You know, it’s over and done. But there’s no denying that. And that’s one of the key things that has helped, and continues to help us to move forward as we know where we are coming from. And so that has been the biggest difference between South Africa and the U.S. to me.

Whooops, looks like old Abe here didn’t think the point of the civil war was to free slaves.

If you want to know what is your future under Black rule, just look at how things are going in South Africa. Don’t think for a second that things would be different here. If anything, they’ll be much worse.

Just look at how Haiti went, for example:

Trevor Noah would probably favor this approach, if he had read about it.

Fortunately, in America we outnumber the Negroes, and also have more guns than they do. If they try to pull a Haitian coup, things won’t go too well for them.

But in any case, maybe @Trevornoah should learn what we think about his expressed desire to see us getting the South African treatment?

The the ratings of the stupid ape Trevor Noah are collapsing at a rapid rate, the new South African mulatto/Jew host of the Daily Show is still managing to destroy White culture.

Poughkeepsie Journal:

An upstate village that attracted national attention for sticking behind its controversial seal has decided to change course — after some prodding by “The Daily Show.”

The Comedy Central program aired a segment Thursday on the village of Whitesboro’s official seal, which depicts a cartoonish scene with a white pioneer with his hands near a Native American’s neck, overpowering him during some sort of tussle.

And after six minutes of skewering the Oneida County village and its support for the unusual seal, “Daily Show” correspondent Jessica Williams broke some news: Village officials have agreed to drop the seal after years of standing behind it.

Everything must be purged.

And everyone breaks eventually.

The village issued a joint statement Friday with the Oneida Indian Nation, the central New York tribe, confirming the news, saying they will meet to develop a new seal.

“Really for real,” Williams said during Thursday’s show. “The village officials and the descendants of (Whitesboro founder) Hugh White are getting together with the Oneida Indian Nation to come up with a new seal that makes everyone happy.”

Big red letters popped up across the bottom of the screen: “We did it!”

“We ended racism!” host Trevor Noah joked.

The village seal had generated headlines in recent weeks, leading to an informal survey of village residents, with about three-quarters of those who voted supporting the current seal. Supporters say it depicts a “friendly wrestling match” between a settler and a native.

Whitesboro Mayor Patrick O’Connor, who appeared extensively in the segment, said Friday that village residents were “surprised at the negative attention” the seal was attracting.

“They wanted to preserve history at the time of the vote, but also want to ensure that (the) village is seen as the inclusive place that it is” he said in a statement. “This is an exciting opportunity for our community to create its own piece of history that they can be proud of for the next 100 plus years to come.”

Surprise, goyim, surprise!

Democracy isn’t voting – it’s doing what you’re told to do by non-White people!

Guys to break even James Bond has to make $650 mil.

Wonder what will happen when they replace him with a Black? pic.twitter.com/0M5Srj2DaY

— Andrew Anglin (@stormer9k) November 10, 2015

The new James Bond movie is apparently the most expensive film ever made, with an advertisement budget significantly bigger than the production budget. In order to break even, it needs to gross $650 million, Variety reports.

It probably will make that much. People like these films. It made $73 million opening weekend. The last film, Skyfall, grossed over a billion total, and made $88 million opening weekend.

This may well be Danial Craig’s last appearance as Bond. He has says he’s got other things he wants to do, and hasn’t signed a contract for another film in the series.

If he quits, we all know what comes next: Jamal Bond.

The amount of noise around the positioning of Idris Elba as the next Bond has been so loud, it is inevitable. They are demanding it be done for social justice.

Example of this noise, from The Mary Sue:

Mirror UK’s sources report that Damian Lewis of Homeland and Wolf Hall is the “number one choice” to take up the iconic role after Daniel Craig steps down. Lewis is a talented actor; I’m sure he’d be a suave and charming James Bond. If true, it’s just disappointing that the franchise seems adamant that James Bond has to remain a white male, and that the higher-ups decided to forego the opportunity to do something revolutionary with a traditional character. Even if they don’t use specific words to describe Bond (see: “too street”), it’s pretty clear that they’re maintaining a very narrow construction of the Bond character.

James Bond is an iconic figure of English masculinity, which hasn’t always been the best thing. Isn’t it time to start expanding, or even challenging that image? James Bond can be gay (the “What makes you think it’s my first time?” scene in Skyfall!) and/or black. James Bond could be a woman. James Bond could be a lot of things and still be an amazing agent. Thoughts?

Jamal Bond was a done deal as soon the Anthony Horowitz, who now writes the new bond novels, came out and said Elba was “too street” to play Bond. He of course apologized immediately, but you can’t come back from that. Now, no matter what, if they don’t make him Black, it will be racism.

The question here is, how on earth can a Black man carry a billion dollar film?

It is clearly impossible, and it’s going to be fun to watch. The studio will try to weasel its way out of it. They are trying to put it off for a couple years by getting Craig on for another film, but even if that happens, Jamal Bond is inevitable.

The Daily Show is in the midst of a crisis with this Black they replaced Liebowitz with.

Within the first four weeks, the show’s viewership has dropped 37%, according to Nielson ratings.

Save for a few Blacks who have been funny (such as Eddie Murphy in the 80s), people do not usually want to watch Blacks.

The issue here is, no matter how much you brainwash people to love the Blacks, when it comes to passive decision making, such as which show you don’t flip the channel on or which move ticket you buy, people will still choose non-Blacks.

Black Daily Show is probably going to collapse the network, which had already lost Stephen Colbert. But it will be an even bigger deal if Jamal Bond – who, by the way, prefers dat azz shakin, not strrrr – bombs completely and costs the studios hundreds of millions of dollars.

It will then totally end the franchise forever, as it will be considered racist to make the character White again.

Because everything must go Black and never come back.

So I hadn’t seen this Daily Show Black at all really, but I wanted to see what he had to say about #BoycottStarWarsVII.

I am shocked at how unfunny this guy is. This is horrible. And he talks like a Paki.

Have you guys seen this? This was a major show. The flagship show of the entire Comedy Central network. And they replaced him with a guy who was clearly destined for failure, simply to fill a diversity quota? Or did they actually think that people would watch a weird Black guy who talks like a Paki because he’s diverse?

These jokes. Are Pakis writing them?

He talks about JJ Abrams’ Tweet in respond to Star Wars racists –

#TheForceAwakens #MNF pic.twitter.com/yw6XvlpJNe

— Bad Robot (@bad_robot) October 20, 2015

And makes a “joke” about how when you use Twitter you aren’t supposed to take pictures of handwritten statements, you’re supposed to type into Twitter.

Well, you stupid Black bastard, that is more than 140 characters. And it is standard practice to post an image with text when you want to post a message on Twitter more than the allowed number of characters. How do you not know that? How does your writing staff not know that?

Or did you make that joke up on the fly?

Then the dumb Black starts talking about how people complained when the Human Torch was Black in the last Fantastic Four movie, and he calls him “the flame.”

How?

This was followed by a joke about MJ and Richard Pryor setting themselves on fire, which I guess could have been funny, but it was delivered so poorly.

Most of the jokes were about “wow I don’t even know anything about America, because I’m from South Africa.” This is not humorous.

And look, I’m not even coming at this from like “meh, I hate all Blacks, I hate this guy because he’s Black.” I’m not that type of racist. I know there are funny Blacks. Humor is one of the few things Blacks are good at. But this guy – what is the deal?

The Jew Jon “Stuart” Liebowitz has stepped down from his position as host of the Daily Show, and of course, it would have been racist to replace the host with another… Jew… so they hired a Black guy. What’s more, a Black guy from South Africa.

Trevor Noah, who prides himself on the fact that he is a quarter Jewish, debuted on Monday, and the reviews have been semi-scathing, but reserved, because no one wants to be accused of racism.

Obviously the show is going to fail. Not only has every Black talk show host failed (besides Oprah), but this Black is particularly unfunny. There are some Blacks who are funny to a White audience (Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, etc.), but the basic appeal is that they are Black, and Whites are interested in the differences between us. This interest does not translate to a daily show about politics such as The Daily Show.

Most Black comedy is marketed specifically to Blacks (Tyler Perry, etc.), which make up enough of the population in America, and thus this can be profitable. Obviously the Daily Show had a majority White audience already, as it was SJW comedy and politics, but even Blacks are not going to want to watch this, because they will be more repulsed by this faggy-talking foreign Black than anyone.

The entire SJW establishment is banking on this, but just watch the clip above. It’s doomed.

I have no doubt that there is many an SJW who will force themselves to watch this for a couple weeks, pretending they like it, to try to prove to themselves and their peers just how non-racist they are. But they will only be able to keep that up for so long.

The ratings are not simply going to drop sharply, they are going to collapse completely. 100% sure of this.

It will be funny when that happens.

Like when they put that Black guy in charge of McDonald’s and it lost money for like the first time in its history. Or when they put that Black guy in charge of Centcom and he could only get 4 or 5 guys of an intended 5,000 into the country to fight Assad and ISIS after spending half a billion dollars.