Governor Cunt is a brutal bitch, and we are all simply pawns in her diabolical game of checkers against this virus. The name of that game is safety.

She came to earth with only two agendas in her scattered brain: to kick ass and keep everyone safe.

And she’s all out of asses.

Got an okay pair of tits though.

She even grew a spare pair of tits in her midriff. I’m sure she’s the darling of the orgies.

Growing a pair of backup tits in your abdominal area is the kind of brilliant female thinking that the patriarchy tried to suppress. Now that women are liberated, these great ideas are front and center, jiggling around in your face.

Most of all, everyone is much, much safer now that women are in control and we’re all locked up in our houses.

It will be a true shame if Lord Madam Cunt gets run out of town on a rail by an angry mob of people who don’t appreciate how safe she’s made them by locking them in their houses indefinitely.

NBC News:

Hundreds of people protested outside the Michigan Capitol building in Lansing on Thursday, with some pushing inside while the Legislature was debating an extension of Gov. Gretchen Whitmer’s state of emergency in response to the coronavirus pandemic.

Protesters held signs, waved American flags and even carried firearms, while some chanted “Let us in!” and “This is the people’s house, you cannot lock us out.” Others tried to get onto the House floor but were blocked by state police and sergeants-at-arms, according to NBC affiliate WDIV of Detroit.

A state police spokesman told NBC News that it is legal in Michigan to carry firearms as long as it’s done with lawful intent and the weapon is visible.

Protest moves inside Michigan Capitol. Crowd attempts to get onto Hoise floor. Lots of Michigan State Police and House sergeants at arms blocking door. pic.twitter.com/4FNQpimP4W

— Rod Meloni (@RodMeloni) April 30, 2020

Michigan United for Liberty organized the protest, dubbed the American Patriot Rally, to call for the reopening of businesses.

State lawmakers, who are Republican-led in both chambers, on Thursday night declined to extend the state’s emergency declaration before it expired at midnight. Instead, they voted to bring a lawsuit to challenge Whitmer’s authority and actions to fight the coronavirus pandemic.

The Democratic governor quickly issued new orders stating that an emergency still exists, while also declaring new 28-day states of emergency and disaster.

“Republican lawmakers are putting their heads in the sand and putting more lives and livelihoods at risk, Whitmer said in a statement after the Legislature’s vote. “I’m not going to let that happen.”

Whitmer, who has faced fierce backlash for her strict stay-at-home mandate, extended the order earlier this month until May 15, but she eased some restrictions on public activities as the state’s coronavirus cases stabilize. Michigan, however, still has more than 40,000 cases and is one of the hardest-hit states.

Officers took protestors temperatures as they entered the Capitol building in Lansing. pic.twitter.com/8sBngaYse0

— Leon Hendrix (@LeonHendrix) April 30, 2020

The emergency declaration gives Whitmer authority to issue executive orders during a crisis; its extension is separate from that of the stay-at-home order.

As the protests moved indoors from the rainy steps of the Capitol, police took the temperatures of those entering the building using forehead thermometers, according to NBC affiliate WOOD of Grand Rapids.

It’s a safety riot!

Nah, it’s not a riot. It’s a pre-riot.

One female state senator was afraid the protesters were going to open fire on her. Or at least she claimed to be afraid of that.

Directly above me, men with rifles yelling at us. Some of my colleagues who own bullet proof vests are wearing them. I have never appreciated our Sergeants-at-Arms more than today. #mileg pic.twitter.com/voOZpPYWOs

— Senator Dayna Polehanki (@SenPolehanki) April 30, 2020

Look at this cunt.

Why doesn’t the slut safety patrol go back to New York or California or wherever the hell it is they belong?

We do not want this tyrannical safety brutality in the Midwest. We are normal people. We are not a bunch of neurotic faggots who are scared of germs.

This was not a riot.

But riots are coming.

All kinds of riots are coming.

Food riots, lockdown riots, race riots. Pick your riot genre, and you’ve got it coming up.

The people are angry now just because they’re being locked in their houses and lost their jobs. Imagine how angry they’re going to be when they realize that there is no going back from this, and we’ve fallen into a permanent state of total poverty.

A sign currently on the lawn: pic.twitter.com/sPqeCfVUQ0

— Craig Mauger (@CraigDMauger) April 30, 2020

This is like satire.

How can it be possible that you don’t have a right to walk around in public? What does that even mean?

This judge fancies himself an epidemiologist, but regardless of how dangerous you think the virus might be, there is nothing in the Constitution that allows for all rights to be suspended because people are afraid of a virus.

Mlive:

A Michigan judge on Wednesday found that while Gov. Gretchen Whitmer’s stay-at-home order does “temporary harm” to the constitutional rights of Michigan residents, the harm doesn’t outweigh the public health risk posed by the coronavirus outbreak.

Steve Martinko, owner of an Oakland County landscaping business, and four other Michigan residents filed a lawsuit against the governor and other state officials claiming the stay-at-home order infringes on their constitutional rights and should be declared invalid. The “mandatory quarantine” and in-state travel restrictions violate due process rights, the plaintiffs argued.

Michigan Court of Claims Judge Christopher Murray ruled in favor of Whitmer, Attorney General Dana Nessel and Department of Natural Resources Director Daniel Eichinger on Wednesday, April 29.

“Our fellow residents have an interest to remain unharmed by a highly communicable and deadly virus,” Murray wrote in his opinion. “And since the state entered the Union in 1837, it has had the broad power to act for the public health of the entire state when faced with a public crisis.”

The stay-at-home order was first put in place March 24, suspending activities “not necessary to sustain or protect life.” It’s been extended through May 15 – with fewer restrictions.

Nothing is preventing “our fellow citizens” from staying home if they are afraid of the virus.

All that this lockdown is doing is forcing people who either aren’t vulnerable to the virus or do not care for whatever reason from living their lives normally.

There was never any threat to people who were afraid. If those people are afraid, they can stay home.

This is all pure nanny state insanity, where the mommy government tells people it’s her job to protect them for their own good.

Framing it as though the lockdown protects people who are afraid of the virus is insane. It simply takes away the rights of people who are not afraid of the virus.

That is what we are asking: where did the government get the right to enforce their view on what is or is not healthy and safe onto the public?

Forcing Whitmer to end the stay-at-home order would not “serve in the public interest,” Murray ruled.

The plaintiffs in the Court of Claims case also attacked Michigan’s Emergency Management Act for giving the governor “uncontrolled, arbitrary power.” Murray disagreed, saying the act lays out specific procedures and criteria for the governor to declare a state of emergency.

“I am pleased with the court’s decision,” Nessel said in a news release. “This pandemic has already taken more than 3,600 lives in Michigan and many more around the world. The primary goal of the Stay Home, Stay Safe order has always been to protect human life.”

Following this theory, the government has the right to ban anything that they deem to be potentially dangerous.

Does anyone think the government has that right?

Where does that end?

Do you know how many people die in car crashes every year? What about workplace accidents? How about cigarettes and alcohol?

But this brings us to the obvious: what about unhealthy food, which is the number one killer in the United States?

I’m no statistician, but I’m pretty sure 647,000 is a bigger number than that which has died from coronavirus, and those are virtually all preventable deaths.

I do think the food industry should be more regulated than it is, but I don’t think anyone anywhere is arguing that the government should go into fat people’s homes and prevent them from eating too much – even though they would save hundreds of thousands of lives by doing so.

Plaintiffs also argued Whitmer should have only quarantined people who have the virus, or impose restrictions on certain regions of the state.

“Monday morning quarterbacking is the role of sports fans, not courts reviewing the factual basis supporting executive action to protect the public health,” Murray said. “Instead, it is the role of the executive and legislative branches to determine what steps are necessary when faced with a public health crisis.”

Yeah, that’s really cute, judge.

But a lot of people are not in the mood for cute little comments from judges who are telling them they have no freedoms and they just have to accept that they’re going to be homeless and hungry in a few months.

I know I’m not in the mood for that.