Britain Tells Hoarders to Please Stop
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer March 22, 2020 No one likes to see a middle-aged woman crying because there’s no food, but British slang is so stupid I can’t really view…
New Toilet Paper Calculator Lets You Know How Much You’ll Need for the Quarantine
Pomidor Quixote Daily Stormer March 20, 2020 You cannot trust this app. The right amount of toilet paper for people to have is always going to be as much as…
UK: Toilet Paper Raider Raids Toilet Paper Prepper After Mass Panic-Buy of Toilet Paper
Pomidor Quixote Daily Stormer March 17, 2020 People from all over the world instinctively know that in the post-apocalyptic landscape that will follow the coronavirus outbreak, he who holds the…
Australians Go to War for Toilet Paper as Stocks Run Low
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer March 8, 2020 If there is one thing that Australians love, it’s toilet paper. They just can’t get enough of it. Women fight in an Australian…
American Toilet Paper Addiction is Destroying Canada’s Forests
Roy Batty Daily Stormer February 28, 2018 In a lot of European countries, you have something called a bidet. It’s a groovy spot to wash your butthole with water after…
Why is Venezuela So Low on Toilet Paper?
Roy Batty Daily Stormer January 31, 2019 Look, here’s the thing. There’s no way in hell a country as rich as Venezuela could not afford to feed its people and wipe their…