tim heidecker – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com Daily Stormer Historical Archive Sat, 17 Oct 2020 00:00:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.0.17 https://www.anglinarchive.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cropped-favicon-32x32.png tim heidecker – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com 32 32 Nick Fuentes Confronts Tim Heidecker on His Show, Unfunny Man Curls Into Fetal Position and Cries https://www.anglinarchive.com/2020/10/17/nick-fuentes-confronts-tim-heidecker-on-his-show-unfunny-man-curls-into-fetal-position-and-cries/ Sat, 17 Oct 2020 00:00:00 +0000

Earlier: Baked Alaska Banned from YouTube After Failed Comedian Tattletales Complain

The failed comedian Tim Heidecker allowed the successful patriot Nick Fuentes onto his podcast stream this week. Heidecker, who is a known tattletale, Jew lover, tone policeman and an editor of his own Wiki page, apparently believed that he could “pwn” the bold and audacious streamer Fuentes, but it was he who would truly be pwned.

Heidecker was messing with Fuentes’ mic the whole time, attempting to sabotage him and make him look like a quiet person who doesn’t speak words correctly. Even with this handicap, Fuentes humiliated him through every step.

A comedian is supposed to have wits, whereas a patriot is supposed to be a strong speaker. So in theory, back and forth banter between a comedian and a patriot should give a clear advantage to the comedian.

I simply could not believe some of these exchanges.

Let’s go through a play-by-play here.

  • Tim came in with short jokes, asking him if he was taller or smaller than Ben Shapiro, then said that he has a pumpkin on his show that is so giant it makes him look even smaller than he is. This was a free opening shot. He had time to think of something, and that’s what he came up with.
  • Nick said that the pumpkin is a joke, and “you probably wouldn’t get it, you’re not very funny.”
  • Tim then went into full whiny defense mode: “what does the relativity of humor have to do with anything? Why do you care if I’m funny or not?” This is weird, because he’s obviously locked into combat with the America First right-wing – a battle that he started by being a tattletale baby – so asking “why are you making fun of me and being mean to me tho?” is actually confusing. Yes, when you start problems with people, they make fun of you.
  • Nick told him he isn’t funny and Tim then started defending his career: “I’m a successful comedian, I’ve been doing it for 15 years.” Instead of getting all defensive, he should have said something like “no, I’m not funny, but at least I’m not a gay little faggot like you” or something. Or he could have started saying “fight me in real life stuff,” like, “okay bro, why don’t you meet me in the Walmart parking lot and say that to my face?” Anything other than “actually I am successful.”
  • Because this led right into Nick saying: “you’re a successful comedian? You have 2,000 viewers, I have 10,000.”
  • This would have been a good time to self-deprecate like an alpha, and say something like, “shit, you’ve got 10,000 viewers right now? I might have gone into the wrong line of work.” He could have then looked at his crew (because he had a crew, while Nick was solo) and said, “what do you guys think, should I have been a racist incel memefag nerd?” and then go on the attack and say: “what is it you call yourself, Nick? Not a ‘white supremacist’ but a white nationalist?” This would have put Nick on the defense, forced him to say he doesn’t identify that way, etc. Tim then could have said, “yeah, the whole yelling white skinhead thing isn’t very cool, pretty try-hard. You’ve gotta be fashionable if you want to be an infamous nihilist.” Nick then would have had to say he isn’t a nihilist, etc. etc. etc. (Note: I think Nick would have handled pushback fine and still won outright, it’s just incredible the way Tim was so masochistic in that he didn’t even try to get back on top.)
  • Instead, Heidecker sextupled down on self-defense, because he’d already fully committed to this entire exchange being him defending himself: “my audience are actual productive people” who don’t have time to watch his show, he said.
  • That’s when Nick made this face:

  • Nick said: “I like to let the money and the viewers do the talking, but you’re very successful I’m sure.”
  • Tim said: “I’ve had tremendous success on television, which is a much broader and more profitable way to go about expressing yourself.”
  • Nick: “What, in 2008? Yeah, you were funny in like 2008.” It would have been funny if Nick had put a really fine point on it and added” “when I was 10 years old, yeah, you were at the top of your game.”
  • Tim then explained that Nick must have missed his big announcement – he’s got a new show on Showtime called “Moonbase 8.” He said Nick’s followers can’t afford showtime. A really dumb, obvious insult. He should have said, “it’s an hour long drama show, I don’t think your followers will have the attention span. There’s no screaming schizophrenic woman or racist blinking chat alerts, so, yeah, you guys might get bored.”
  • He told Nick he could come up from his parents’ basement and check it out on Showtime. Nick started laughing, aware of how to self-deprecate like an alpha and said, “it’s actually funny because that’s actually what I do.”
  • Tim then said that Nick and the rest of us have won, apparently referring to Trump, and said we should just be happy with that. Then the dumb bastard again walked right into it, and said that he knows Nick’s audience but he doesn’t know what they look like because they hide behind anime avatars. Nick said: “they hide behind anime avatars because if they showed their faces you’d tattle on them to their employers like you tattled on Baked Alaska.”
  • They then started whining about the Jews, like babies. Who the hell thinks it’s funny to defend Jews? Every single person who knows anything about anything knows that Jews are the ruling class in this country. How can you possibly be a “comedian” and sycophantically defend Jews? This goes back to the court jester mocking the king, to Greek and Roman comedies mocking the government. The literal roots of Western comedy. There is no way to funnily say “I love our masters and never question them.”
  • Tim eventually became unhinged and started yelling about how we have to defend the Jews from people questioning them and how the entire purpose of society is to protect the Jews.
  • That’s when Nick made this face:

  • Then, Vic Berger, who claims not to be Jewish, started to sense that the situation was getting out of control, and started reading quotes from Nick about how Jim Crow wasn’t a big deal. That is to say: he tried to take the topic from the Jews, to black people, who are generally considered more sympathetic because they’re poor. He was doing “shut it down, shut it down, shut it down.” Throughout the debate, he was interjecting that you should never engage with someone who questions Jews.
  • This guy, Vic Berger, claims not to be Jewish:

  • Tim then began a boomer type lecture about how Nick is a young man who can change his ways, then said the only funny thing he said during the entire debate: “you can change your life, you can put the pumpkins away.”
  • Tim actually seemed upset that Vic Berger kept interrupting to shut it down, but eventually said, “Vic, just go for it,” and he started talking about Charlottesville.
  • Once again, this guy claims not to be Jewish:

  • After that alleged non-Jew finished, Tim started into a totally whiny rant, like a baby, and started accusing Nick of being sexually abused as a child. Accusing someone of being sexually abused as a child is something that could be funny, but Tim didn’t pull it off.
  • Eventually, Vic Berger jumped back in and started talking about the Holocaust. Funny stuff. Nick said he believes whatever Jews say about the Holocaust. They made Nick say how many Jews died and he said: “something like ten trillion, or what’s the latest figure?” and Vic Berger, who claims not to be Jewish, snapped and said: “JUST GET THIS GUY OFF THE AIR.”
  • Tim then tried to make a final jab, something about Nick’s background on his show having a shooting star, and Nick said: “is that funny?”
  • Tim then obeyed Vic Berger and got Nick off the air, telling him to throw away the MAGA hat because Trump is a “tyrant,” and said, “goodbye loser.”

Just really a very sad, poor showing by Heidecker here.

I find myself feeling bad for Heidecker.

The guy is about as goyish as it gets, and he’s surrounded by vile Jews who he feels compelled to worship in this totally embarrassing and humiliating way. There’s something about this man that’s like a little boy. I feel like I should rescue him from these Jews.

But alas.

]]> Baked Alaska Banned from YouTube After Failed Comedian Tattletales Complain https://www.anglinarchive.com/2020/10/13/baked-alaska-banned-from-youtube-after-failed-comedian-tattletales-complain/ Tue, 13 Oct 2020 00:00:00 +0000

I’m not sure if you knew this, but Baked Alaska (yes, that Baked Alaska) has been putting out some of the best content on the internet for the last few weeks.

In actuality, this is the Year of Baked Alaska (YOBA).

He was doing a livestream and going around to all sorts of places. He also got involved in a bizarre and awesome psychodrama with a schizophrenic woman in Arizona, creating the Sammy Streams.

The Sammy Streams are some of the best material that has ever been on the internet, frankly.

(Here’s a copy of the first stream. If you like it, you’ll have to do the work to find the sequels now that he’s banned. I’m sure there are copies around.)

Of course, given that he was wrecking the place up with victory after victory, entertaining the masses, failed celebrities became enraged and demanded that this self-made celebrity be censored.

After a short campaign of whining terror, Vic Berger and Tim Heidecker have succeeded in getting Baked banned from YouTube.

Imagine that Tim Heidecker is literally a tattletale comedian.

How can you be funny, and also a whiny little baby? Do you not need a spine to engage in comedy?

Maybe that’s why he’s failed so badly?

Or maybe it’s just that he’s a fat loser?

For those who don’t remember – and why would you? – Heidecker was on Adult Swim.

The Tim & Eric Show – from 2007 to 2010.

It was basically just two sober heterosexuals pretending to be homosexuals on LSD.

Not really a bit that can last much longer than three years.

And apparently, this guy doesn’t have any other bits up his sleeve, because he hasn’t done anything since 2010.

What he does have is a circumcised dick up his ass.

The guy isn’t even Jewish and he’s talking about “Antisemitism.”

He’s got Black Lives Matter shit all over his Twitter, including in his bio.

This guy is just openly licking the boots of the ruling elite to attempt to get some form of favor. He’s totally given up on ever actually doing anything creative again.

This faggot is literally editing his own Wikipedia page. He added that he was in Ant-Man and the Wasp.

I never saw the movie, but I doubted that he was actually in it. So I ctrl+f’d his name on the Wiki for the movie, and found:

Obviously, he also edited the Wiki for that movie to include his name. Here’s the clip of the thing he did which is a big enough life achievement to be in the second paragraph of his Wikipedia page.

He must have edited it himself, because it isn’t a cameo.

This is the definition of “cameo”:

Note the part where it says “well-known person.”

No one watched Ant-Man and the Wasp and said “OMG that’s Eric from the show Tim and Eric!”

It was in fact a “bit part”:

There’s a big, relevant difference there, Tim.

The only people you are “well known” to are the people you are currently harassing on the internet.

I just want to note: editing your own Wikipedia page (or editing other pages to include yourself!) is approximately as scummy as breaking into a woman’s house to masturbate on her face while she’s sleeping. The difference? Breaking into a woman’s house and masturbating on her face is actually funny.

Vic Berger, the other “comedian” involved in this censorship operation, doesn’t even really pretend to try to be funny, and is a full time tattletale. Frankly, I only vaguely know who he is, and he apparently isn’t relevant enough to have a Wikipedia page.

Based on his appearance, I would guess that he is a Jewish pedophile. But without the Wiki page, we can’t know for sure.

They got other celebrities involved, such as the failed loser Patton Oswald.

Wait, it’s “Oswalt”?

Hey Patton, if you don’t think that clip of Baked harassing those unhinged 711 shills is funny, you’re a faggot. Also, the only funny thing I’ve seen from you is when your wife died and you went around in public crying about it, you fat piece of shit.

Ask yourself: what is more humorless than going around whining about how people should be banned for comedy?

I frankly can’t think of anything. Even horrific acts of violence can be funnier than this, and frankly, all of them are funnier than this.

The system is entirely humorless, and if you serve the system, you cannot be funny. Seriously – we’ve known this for a while now.

Heidecker has been a known tattletale for a long time. He was part of the operation to complain to Adult Swim to have Sam Hyde banned. And yes – that was after his own show was canceled. So it was obviously just totally seething jealousy.

(The hilarious thing is that even after getting banned from Adult Swim, Sam is more popular and making more money than Eric Heidecker, who has the ability to go into the AS offices, as well as the offices of other networks, at any time and pitch a show if he could make a show worth watching.)

Clearly, he doesn’t actually think Black Lives Matter. No one thinks that, other than hysterical white women, who are primarily not concerned about their lives so much as their Mandingo dicks.

This pattern of using censorship to destroy your competition is not new. As I have said many, many times: this is what was done to Andrew Anglin and Alex Jones. We were censored by the mainstream media, because we were taking over significant shares of the media.

I don’t think anyone is going to watch Eric Heidecker because he censored Baked Alaska, but he might get another bit part as a result. The Jews don’t do much to reward their faithful servants – but they do a little, sometimes. And it’s not like Heidecker has anything to lose!

Thankfully, Heidecker is a LOLCOW and is freaking out at the amount of hate he’s getting over this.

(Obviously, you are bad at comedy, Tim. If you were good at comedy, you wouldn’t have to edit your Wiki page to mention a bit part and pretend like you had a significant role in the movie. Have you seen how long my Wiki is, Tim? I don’t have to edit it and add tricky things to make myself seem more important, because I’m actually funny and did huge amounts of funny shit in my life that people know about.)

(That joke is why only people who you harass know who you are, Tim. You’ve failed at life and your wife is going to leave you.)

(That joke is even worse, Tim. You should have been a refrigerator repairman, Tim.)

He’s saying people who are politically incorrect need to get more mature.

This guy:

Also, this guy:

The literal tattletale is saying people need to grow up and stop acting like teenagers.

(Also, yeah guy, great insult. Meanwhile, we’re calling you a “kikesucking faggot.” As a comedian, which do you think is funnier?)

Telling politically incorrect people to “grow up” is a funny thing. What they are saying is this: “accept that this is the system you live in, stop trying to rebel against the Jews that rule you, you’re never going to win.”

(You’ll never be invited on Joe Rogan, Tim. Your wife is going to leave you, Tim. You’ve totally failed at life, Tim.)

So yeah – funny he’s having a freakout, but a very small consolation, in comparison to what was lost.

It’s just so disgusting.

Baked wasn’t even political. He was just doing a fun stream exploiting a schizophrenic woman and harassing people at stores. But we’re not even allowed to have that.

We’re not even allowed to have anything nice, except for Baldur’s Gate III early access – and every time I boot that up, I expect it to refuse to load and give me a message saying, “we regret to inform you that the Jews have banned this simply because you enjoyed it. This isn’t political or anything, we just don’t want you to enjoy your life, because you’re a white heterosexual Christian male.”

However, some are predicting that this will not stop the party.

The YOBA shall not be thwarted by Satan’s children, say some.

Baked has a DLive channel, which is where I would assume he’s going to be at from now on.

If we find out more about his current whereabouts, we will inform you here on the #1 YOBA fan site.

]]> HydeWars #005 – Moving Through Seasons https://www.anglinarchive.com/2016/12/11/hydewars-005-moving-through-seasons/ Sun, 11 Dec 2016 00:00:00 +0000 Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
December 11, 2016

In the latest episode of HydeWars, our gracious General Sam sits down for a frank talk about getting fired from Adult Swim by a mob of vicious kikes.

He explains what I had speculated – that this was not the work of the Adult Swim team, run by the principled greaser Mike Lazzo, but instead a directive from the top of Turner Broadcasting, Cartoon Network’s parent company.

Sam’s show, Million Dollar Extreme Presents World Peace, had high ratings. And yet, it wasn’t allowed, due to the crusade started by Joe Bernstein of Buzzfeed, and backed up by Jews from the Atlantic and the dirty unfunny Adult Swim Jew Brett Gelman and goy cuck Tim Heidecker.

According to Hyde, who called in to Heidecker’s podcast earlier this week, the top Jew Judd Apatow was brought in to shill against World Peace.

Sam points out also that the Jew Gelman was simply using World Peace and the alleged lack of women on the network (???) as an excuse to quit the network even though he wasn’t even producing shows there – they wouldn’t buy his “Dinner in America” show because it was unfunny and uncomfortable.

Here’s a clip from that, in case you’re wondering about it.

Sam points out that up until now, Adult Swim has, overall, remained non-politicized and just focused on producing things that were funny for the sake of being funny, and that what they actually did with World Peace was project politicization onto it where there was none.

Sam himself may or may not be political, but the show itself was just pointing out funny things about modern society. And Bernstein had the nerve to claim that it was actually a Nazi show with hidden swastikas, wew.

It was definitely comedy that people in the Alt-Right could understand, but that wasn’t necessarily due to overt political undertones, but instead, the fact that there weren’t any overt political undertones. I would wager that the overwhelming majority of millenials now in the Alt-Right also liked Sealab 2021 and Aqua Teen Hunger Force, as well as even that weird stuff Heidecker used to do.

So that is the point I think that he is trying to make in HydeWars episode five – that a lack of political undertones.

The kike-SJWs used the controversy created by the Jews surrounding MDE to get their door, so they can now totally transform the last bastion of relatively unpoliticized entertainment into unfunny, bullying, anti-white spam.

I watched Adult Swim on the reg up until relatively recently. The first show I remember having some political messaging was Children’s Hospital, but it was still making fun of Jews, cripples and women.

The only one I watch now is Rick and Morty, which is pretty much the only show on TV worth watching now that MDE is canceled.

Ah well.

In all honesty, I think HydeWars is already better than World Peace. But yeah, it does suck having no money or hope for a real career because you’ve been politically persecuted by a mob of kikes.

I most assuredly know that feel.

RIP

]]> Jews Blacklist Sam Hyde From Comedy Industry https://www.anglinarchive.com/2016/12/10/jews-blacklist-sam-hyde-from-comedy-industry/ Sat, 10 Dec 2016 00:00:00 +0000 Eric Striker
Daily Stormer
December 10, 2016

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Consider the case of Sam Hyde and Million Dollar Extreme.

After the Jew Joe Bernstein kicked off a media crusade to cleanse the air waves of the successful Million Dollar Extreme – which he deemed too critical of his tribe’s political ambitions to be allowed – other more influential Jews took the torch out of his hand and a domino effect ensued.

While their particular style of post-modern comedy isn’t for everyone, MDE and Sam Hyde specialize in satire – breaking taboos and speaking truth to the powerful in a veiled fashion, necessary due to the lack of open debate and free flow of ideas in our society. The spirit of satire is predicated on the use of sarcasm and even backhanded insults designed to undermine established authority, as seen with Moliere, who mocked hypocritical clerics and decadent nobles in 17th century France, or George  Orwell, whose works tore to shreds the dogma of his colleagues in the largely communist airless room of 1930’s and 40’s literati.

But unlike Moliere and Orwell, who both had principled defenders among the classes of people they were laughing at, none of the plethora of Jewish comedians or organizations has come out to defend the creative rights of Million Dollar Extreme. You see, Jews make goyim think satire is putting a crucifix in your vagina, fixating on your penis or in the case of the Jewlatto Eric Andre they’re so desperately trying to peddle, pulling down your pants and taking a dump on your desk in the middle of an interview.

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The “Eric Andre Show,” now in its fourth season on Adult Swim

The problem is, these Jewish comedians and the Gentiles they mentor have lost their luster as crisp revolutionary airs blow over the West. At this point in history, being a leftist or Jewish comedian trying to tie in critical theory or feminism to your pedophilia or poopy joke is basically reaffirming the status quo, and thus unfunny to most people in today’s environment. That is why the first season of Million Dollar Extreme World Peace got better ratings than Eric Andre’s equivalent.

That’s why Jews rushed in to Shut. It. Down.

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Jew Brett Gelman

The campaign really took off when the Jew Brett Gelman announced his decision to leave Adult Swim due to their “poor treatment” of Jews and lack of female content. Seeing as the average Adult Swim viewer is a 20 something white male, and Adult Swim is like every other network production up to its eyes in Jews, his complaints were obviously intended to create a phony controversy in the Judenpresse to mask his real intent: to mobilize his tribe to stifle the artistic creativity of Sam Hyde and Million Dollar Extreme. His announcement – an outright non-story – was picked up and given legs by his fellow free speech hating tribesmen in dozens of mainstream newspapers and industry publications, from the Chicago Tribute to The Atlantic.

Tim Heidecker, of Tim & Eric fame, supported Gelman. Heidecker is the sole Gentile involved in this campaign. Just one look at this dork and you immediately sense a spineless beta male with no principles other than continuing the flow of dollars that keep his wife from divorcing him.  This teacher’s pet fink type loves to lick the system’s yarmulke covered bald spot, and has been the object of mockery by his former fans for months, rightfully so.

Even amidst all this commotion, Creative Director Michael Lazzo, a Gentile who has been in the industry for more than three decades, defended Hyde and initially told these Jews to go to hell. Lazzo, who says he leans to the left politically, cited the need to balance extreme Left-wing ideological stuff that has aired on Adult Swim (like The Boondocks ) with different perspectives to create a truly diverse network.

On the surface, MDE isn’t any more “extreme” than certain other not-so-PC comedy, it’s very likely Lazzo didn’t even understand what the big deal was. Hint: MDE passively mocked Jewish power, and it struck an ear shattering chord regardless of how tepid and light hearted it was.

Eventually, Jews brought out the big guns. Hollywood big shot (((Judd Apatow))) – known best for his unfunny scatological films centered around autistic Jewish teenagers fretting about their sexual inadequacy – was instrumental in bullying the TBS network (which owns Adult Swim) into canceling the show, Hyde claimed in an exchange he had with Heidecker this week on his radio show. The weasel Heidecker of course denied all knowledge of this, but it was clear just from his tone that he was lying.

You can give your opinions to Tim here: @timheidecker

In the end, the large number of random individuals who discovered Million Dollar Extreme on late night television will now know America is a Zionist dictatorship. The real reason great books, spectacular music,  and memorable films haven’t been produced in recent memory is because there is no money to support artists, as it is all tied up in Jewish hands who allocate capital based on nepotism and ideological use over genuine creative talent and even profitability (Amy Schumer’s awful book comes to mind).

But this is now changing as renegades build cult followings. Love him or hate him, Vox Day has done a spectacular job with his book publishing company. The Right Stuff/The Daily Shoah is jumping every obstacle Jews are throwing their way (monetization, access to upload platforms, etc). The Daily Stormer is now a major publication.

There’s no reason why Sam Hyde and Million Dollar Extreme can’t join our massive and growing network on their own creative front. Their chances of trying to make it in the realm of system-comedy are small to none, even most medium tier comedy clubs are run by Jews.  It’s a slow arduous process, and we’re not quite there yet, but we must figure out a way to transform this from a hobby to a source of employment. In the end, all the aforementioned entities should put aside whatever differences we may have and create a single media conglomerate providing written news and satire, radio, comedy shows, book publishing, music, etc.

That’s far out in the future, but it’s not as crazy as you might think, and as Jews who control social media and YouTube continue to crackdown on dissidents, it may be necessary just so our counter-culture can survive.

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