tim cook – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com Daily Stormer Historical Archive Thu, 01 Dec 2022 00:00:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.0.17 https://www.anglinarchive.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cropped-favicon-32x32.png tim cook – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com 32 32 Elon Says the Issue with Apple is Solved After Visiting Rim Cook https://www.anglinarchive.com/2022/12/01/elon-says-the-issue-with-apple-is-solved-after-visiting-rim-cook/ Thu, 01 Dec 2022 00:00:00 +0000
Apple CEO Rim Cook is a loud and proud pederast.

Elon Musk went to visit homosexual Apple CEO Rim Cook at the Apple HQ on Wednesday, and tweeted that disease-riddled freak never had any plan to ban Twitter from the App Store.

It’s not clear to me that this is true, as it seems there would have had to have been discussions at Apple about this. I don’t trust that pederast as far as I can throw him off a roof. But if he’s now saying there’s not an impending ban, that at least means Elon has some time to figure things out.

If I had to guess, I would think the meeting was probably not very cordial, and Elon was forced to threaten Rim Cook in some way. But who knows. Whatever.

From the beginning, it’s been obvious that Apple simply dropping Twitter would be a huge thing, and the Jew media would be required to first do a sustained campaign demanding it, and giving, as they do, the impression that the public wants Apple to do this.

If I were Elon, I would definitely be assuming that an App Store ban, as well as a ban on the processing of Visa/Mastercard, is inevitable. When this free speech machine gets rolling, the amount of destruction to the establishment is going to be monumental. The Jews are going to pull out all the stops.

In other news, Elon still has not officially announced amnesty. We were promised that this week, and it is Thursday morning at the time of writing, and we’ve yet to hear word.

He is currently banning bots, so maybe that’s something he wants to get done first.

At this point, I believe that he is doing free speech, given that he’s let so many people back on, so I am not worried about the amnesty thing. It is frustrating, however, that we expected this on Monday and still don’t have it.

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FCC Demands TikTok be Banned for Stealing People’s Data https://www.anglinarchive.com/2022/06/30/fcc-demands-tiktok-be-banned-for-stealing-peoples-data/ Thu, 30 Jun 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Why would China want to steal the data of random American teenagers?

Is the theory that someone in China is planning to masturbate to these dance videos? What is the threat here?

New York Post:

Popular video sharing app TikTok is a wolf in “sheep’s clothing” that should be removed from the Apple and Google app stores, FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr said in an open letter on Tuesday.

Carr, the Federal Communications Commission’s senior Republican member, called for the ban in a letter dated June 24 and addressed to Apple CEO Tim Cook and Google CEO Sundar Pichai.

Carr’s letter made heavy reference to a recent report detailing leaked audio from internal meetings among American TikTok employees revealing that China-based employees of parent company ByteDance had regular and sweeping access to nonpublic US user data.

Carr likened TikTok’s video- and meme-sharing features to “sheep’s clothing” meant to distract from questionable privacy practices.

“At its core, TikTok functions as a sophisticated surveillance tool that harvests extensive amounts of personal and sensitive data,” Carr wrote. “Indeed, TikTok collects everything from search and browsing histories to keystroke patterns and biometric identifiers, including faceprints…and voiceprints.”

“It is clear that TikTok poses an unacceptable national security risk due to its extensive data harvesting being combined with Beijing’s apparently unchecked access to that sensitive data,” Carr wrote in the letter, which was posted to his Twitter account.

“Therefore, I am requesting that you apply the plain text of your app store policies to TikTok and remove it from your app stores for failure to abide by those terms,” Carr added.

The Post has reached out to Apple and Google for comment.

Buzzfeed News’ bombshell report detailed leaked audio recordings from dozens of meetings that suggested Beijing-based ByteDance had greater access to US user data than previously known. The Chinese employees were reportedly capable of accessing data from at least September 2021 through January.

The report cited audio from a September 2021 meeting in which a TikTok director referred to an unnamed ByteDance engineer in China as a “master admin” who “has access to everything.” In another meeting, a worker in TikTok’s Trust and Safety department purportedly said that “everything is seen in China.”

Hours before the Buzzfeed report surfaced, TikTok announced that it had migrated US user data to servers run by Oracle. The company said it has a strong commitment to protecting the privacy of its US users.

TikTok declined to comment on Carr’s letter. A company spokesperson referred The Post to its past response to Buzzfeed’s report.

“We employ access controls like encryption and security monitoring to secure user data, and the access approval process is overseen by our US-based security team,” the spokesperson said.

“TikTok has consistently maintained that our engineers in locations outside of the US, including China, can be granted access to US user data on an as-needed basis under those strict controls,” the spokesperson added.

The FCC commissioner countered that TikTok’s collaboration with Oracle “does not address the concerns raised here” and does not clarify whether China-based workers will still be able to access the data.

Every American company spies on people, and it is just natural that you’d be much more afraid of your own government spying on you than of a foreign government spying on you.

This isn’t really about spying, it’s about the US fearing that it is going to start falling behind China in various industries that it still thinks it controls.

The US uses its dominance of social media to moderate the entire global conversation, both by promoting its own agenda and by silencing people who disagree with its agenda.

Facebook has been caught manipulating elections in Africa. Twitter banned the president of Nigeria so Nigeria responded by banning Twitter – and the US government accused Nigeria of censorship!

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Apple Just Wants to Make Sure You’re Not Raping Kids https://www.anglinarchive.com/2021/08/07/apple-just-wants-to-make-sure-youre-not-raping-kids/ Sat, 07 Aug 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Apple is a moral company.

They just want to check on you to make sure you’re not raping kids.

New York Post:

Apple unveiled plans to scan US iPhones for images of child sexual abuse, drawing applause from child protection groups but raising concern among some security researchers that the system could be misused, including by governments looking to surveil their citizens.

The tool designed to detect known images of child sexual abuse, called “neuralMatch,” will scan images before they are uploaded to iCloud. If it finds a match, the image will be reviewed by a human. If child pornography is confirmed, the user’s account will be disabled and the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children notified.

Separately, Apple plans to scan users’ encrypted messages for sexually explicit content as a child safety measure, which also alarmed privacy advocates.

The detection system will only flag images that are already in the center’s database of known child pornography. Parents snapping innocent photos of a child in the bath presumably need not worry. But researchers say the matching tool — which doesn’t “see” such images, just mathematical “fingerprints” that represent them — could be put to more nefarious purposes.

Matthew Green, a top cryptography researcher at Johns Hopkins University, warned that the system could be used to frame innocent people by sending them seemingly innocuous images designed to trigger matches for child pornography. That could fool Apple’s algorithm and alert law enforcement. “Researchers have been able to do this pretty easily,” he said of the ability to trick such systems.

It used to be that our rights were uninfringeable. Rights were considered sacred, as they composed the foundational order of society. Now, all they have to do is dangle the specter of child rape in front of the goyim, and they automatically surrender all of their rights.

And yes – traditional rights-oriented logic is that it would indeed be better to allow a child to be raped than to take everyone’s basic rights from them.

This logic is dynamic, but the core of it is that the rights are uninfringable, in any context, regardless of what boogieman the government shows up with. Obviously, the underlying assertion is that a violation of the rights of the people is worse than any possible single crime that can be prevented by taking those rights.

Of course, in the age of the coronavirus, when people will surrender all of their rights to fight against a virus that doesn’t even exist, none of the centuries of philosophy on which the concept of freedom is built mean anything at all.

Obviously, this Apple spying will not be limited to child porn – nothing is ever limited to anything, and many Jews have already claimed that “Nazism” is on par with child porn. That is the entire purpose of rights – they have to be defended, regardless of circumstance.

As we saw with the censorship, no one wanted to defend me when I became the first victim of it. Not even Alex Jones was interested in taking up the fight, despite the obvious, looming fact that he would soon be next if they were able to get away with unpersoning me.

The irony is that there is zero chance that Apple actually has any interest in stopping child molestation.

Firstly, their own CEO is a homosexual.

I’ve heard all of the arguments that there is some difference between homosexuality and pederasty – none was even remotely convincing.

Remember when Apple refused to open a terrorist’s phone for the FBI, so the FBI had to go get a zero day exploit from the Israelis?

On the practical front, it must be said: Apple is no longer a viable company to do business with.

I would advise everyone to switch to Chinese electronics. Get a Chinese phone with no Google products installed, and buy a Chinese laptop running Linux.

Imagine that these people are looking you in the eye and saying: “we just want to check to make sure you’re not raping children.”

The grotesque fact of reality is that any nude image of any petite girl who is not endowed with significant breasts is going to be pulled up by these folks and looked at by a person. The person is most likely working from home – due to the deadly Delta Variant – and will easily be able to save these images.

You’ll probably also get nabbed if you’re into midgets, dwarves, or Asians.

Shouldn’t we be allowed to vote on this?

Who watches the watchmen? 

How is it even legal for this corporation to just go ahead and announce that they are going to be rummaging through your nude images, looking for child porn?

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Rim Cook Bans Xbox Games from iPhone – Is There Any Reason to Own an iPhone Anymore? https://www.anglinarchive.com/2020/08/10/rim-cook-bans-xbox-games-from-iphone-is-there-any-reason-to-own-an-iphone-anymore/ Mon, 10 Aug 2020 00:00:00 +0000

Apple CEO and vicious, bloodsucking homosexual “Rim Cook” took over the company following the death of Steve Jobs in 2011.

Nearly a decade after his death, there is virtually nothing left of the once-great company.

Despite the fact that the company’s stock is as idiotically overpriced as their products, people are beginning to wonder if there is even any point to this company at all.

A new round of questions regarding what even the point is were aroused this week following Apple’s decision to ban Xbox streaming games from iPhone.

Tech Crunch:

Most gamers may not view Apple  as a games company to the same degree that they see Sony with PlayStation or Microsoft with Xbox, but the iPhone-maker continues to uniformly drive the industry with decisions made in the Apple App Store.

The company made the news a couple times late this week for App Store approvals. Once for denying a gaming app, and the other for approving one.

The denial was Microsoft’s  xCloud  gaming app, something the Xbox folks weren’t too psyched about. Microsoft xCloud is one of the Xbox’s most substantial software platform plays in quite some time, allowing gamers to live-stream titles from the cloud and play console-quality games across a number of devices. It’s a huge effort that’s been in preview for a bit, but is likely going to officially launch next month. The app had been in a Testflight preview for iOS, but as Microsoft looked to push it to primetime, Apple said not so fast.

The app that was approved was the Facebook Gaming app which Facebook has been trying to shove through the App Store for months to no avail. It was at last approved Friday after the company stripped one of its two central features, a library of playable mobile games. In a curt statement to The New York Times, Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg said, “Unfortunately, we had to remove gameplay functionality entirely in order to get Apple’s approval on the stand-alone Facebook Gaming app.”

Microsoft’s Xbox team also took the unusually aggressive step of calling out Apple in a statement that reads, in-part, “Apple stands alone as the only general purpose platform to deny consumers from cloud gaming and game subscription services like Xbox Game Pass. And it consistently treats gaming apps differently, applying more lenient rules to non-gaming apps even when they include interactive content.”

Microsoft is still a $1.61 trillion company so don’t think I’m busting out the violin for them, but iOS is the world’s largest gaming platform, something CEO Tim Cook proudly proclaimed when the company launched its own game subscription platform, Apple Arcade, last year. Apple likes to play at its own pace, and all of these game-streaming platforms popping up at the same time seem poised to overwhelm them.

There should be questions about how this is even legal, but the tech industry exists totally outside the boundaries of law in a kind of anarcho-capitalist paradise. They are just allowed to do anything they want.

But the consumer should be asking why it is that he would be supporting a company that engages in such open and aggressive anti-consumer practices.

The iPhone 11 is nothing more than an $1100 iPhone 6, and the iPhone 12 is guaranteed to be the same deal.

There is no longer a major difference in security between Android and Apple. In fact, newer Androids are actually likely more secure than iOS. The features of the phones have peaked. They basically peaked in 2015.

So why are people supporting this company, in current year? Just out of habit?

Look at what Rim Cook has done with the MacBook Pro. He’s added this sickening “touch bar.”

It has no purpose, at all. It was virulently hated when it was introduced back in 2016, but instead of responding to customer hate by removing the hated thing, Rim Cook decided to double down and make it so you cannot even buy a MacBook Pro that doesn’t have it. You can still get a MacBook Air that doesn’t have it, but that probably won’t be around for long.

The plan is obviously to replace the entire keyboard with a touch screen, because it’s cheaper to make. Customers hate the touch bar, and they will hate a full touch screen even more, but the Rim Cook philosophy is that customers don’t have a choice, and they will take whatever he decides to shove up their anuses.

Personally, I’ve had more than enough and I am finished with the company. I will never buy another product from the sickening anus-worshiping psychopath Rim Cook. I will use Chinese phones and I will run Linux on Chinese laptops.

It didn’t have to be this way. All of these decisions to destroy Apple, which was one of the greatest American companies and one of the greatest companies in the world, were made by Rim Cook, while he was high on poppers and trying to cover up evidence for various anal intrusions.

This man should be in prison for his various anal activities. Instead, he’s running a great American company into the ground.

Very sad.

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Apple Gives $100 Million More for Them Programs for Good Boys https://www.anglinarchive.com/2020/06/13/luxury-phone-analist-tim-cook-gives-100-million-more-for-them-programs-for-good-boys/ Sat, 13 Jun 2020 00:00:00 +0000

The unfinished work of racial justice and equality call us all to account. Things must change, and Apple's committed to being a force for that change. Today, I'm proud to announce Apple’s Racial Equity and Justice Initiative, with a $100 million commitment. pic.twitter.com/AoYafq2xlp

— Tim Cook (@tim_cook) June 11, 2020

You know what black people need?

More money.

And you know what Apple needs?

More blacks.

It’s a match made in heaven.

Forbes:

Apple is creating a $100 million program to promote racial justice inside the company, CEO Tim Cook announced Thursday, as corporate leaders across the U.S. seek to respond to the George Floyd protests and are under a renewed pressure to address racial inequality at major companies.

Internally, Cook said the company will expand its recruitment efforts with HBCUs, create a camp for black developers and increase spending with black-owned companies.

The CEO also said Apple would form a partnership with the Equal Justice Initiative, a nonprofit providing legal representation to prisoners who may have been denied a fair trial, though it is unclear how much money will be donated or what that partnership entails.

The program will be helmed by Lisa Jackson, Apple’s vice president of Environment, Policy and Social Initiatives, who in 2009 was named the first African American EPA Administrator in U.S. history.

“Growing up in Alabama during the civil rights movement, I saw firsthand that the only thing that ever made lasting and durable change was people of goodwill putting aside comfort and safety to speak up to march to call for accountability and to do what they could to make a flawed society more perfect,” Cook said.

Isn’t this the same company that was throwing up suicide nets around their Asian sweatshops to keep the workers from jumping off the rooftops?

Privacy note: the Forbes url redirects to a url extension that is unique for every hit – so if you tried to share any Forbes link from the page without removing the extension, it would be clear to Forbes which IP they first served that extension to.

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iPhone Batteries are Dying After Tim Cook Gave AIDS to iOS 13 https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/10/26/iphone-batteries-are-dying-after-tim-cook-gave-aids-to-ios-13/ Sat, 26 Oct 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Pomidor Quixote
Daily Stormer
October 26, 2019

Imagine paying $1,000-1,400 for an iPhone only to have it contract AIDS after a software update.

Daily Mail:

Apple’s new iOS13 update ‘continues to be a disaster zone’, with users reporting that it drains their batteries.

Multiple reports have claimed the iOS 13.1.2 is draining the battery life in just a few hours – and some said devices are also heating up while charging.

No biggie, batteries are cheap and iPhone owners can just buy a new one to replace the one that most likely got damaged by th— OH WAIT NO, THEY CAN’T.

The current status quo of planned obsolescence, where phones are not meant to be opened and maintained and it is more or less impossible to replace any parts, is made worse by the fact that manufacturers can just mess with the product you buy even after you buy it through “software updates” and stuff.

They should be held accountable.

Phones that can’t be easily opened and maintained are damaging the planet. These devices that are meant to be thrown away once the new year’s model comes out are damaging the planet.

These companies are damaging the planet.

Where is Greta Thunberg!?

She should be fighting this!

Apple has yet to release an official statement, but the issue appears to be affecting a variety of models –from the iPhone 6 to the iPhone 11 Pro Max.

Apple rolled out its iOS 13 software last month and although it is packed with an array of changes, such as picture editing, menstrual tracking and improved privacy features, it has also come along with a few bugs.

Users have experienced dropped calls, lost contacts, deleted emails. Even Siri was even found to have issues, with the smartphone assistant making calls on speakerphone by default.

Now, many are finding their iPhone battery will either not charge or keep a charge for long.

‘Apple iOS 13.1.3 update is killing my iPhone 7 plus battery. Getting 70% battery drain in 2 hrs. Phones is laggy and running hot. What’s changed since 13.1.2 to cause this,’ One frustrated user shared on Twitter.

Another Twitter users shared ‘Thanks Apple. Used to have a great phone that would last me the day. With iOS 13.1.3 installed I now have a phone that overheats, drains all battery in 3 hours and won’t charge properly anymore. But at least I now have Memojis. Awesome.’

Apple had high hopes for it’s iOS 13, but the update fell short among users as the initial release was plagued by bugs.

The tech giant had to quickly release a beta upgrade to iOS 13.1 a week ahead of schedule to squash the worst, most commonly reported problems.

Shouldn’t Apple test the software updates before making them available for users? The whole ordeal could have been prevented.

Then it released the final version of 13.1, adding a feature to boost battery life, but then 13.1.1. and 13.1.2 quickly followed a maintenance or bug fix updates that attempted to fix the problems that popped up in 13.1.

Although Apple has not yet announced how it will fix the issue, users may want to switch to Dark Mode until then – a YouTuber found the feature increase battery life by 30 percent.

The experiment was conducted by YouTube channel, PhoneBuff, which used iPhone XS Max handsets.

People should hold Apple and their overpriced devices to a higher degree of accountability.

Look at this faggot:

Tim Cook is taking people’s money without giving them a worthy product.

You are not getting what you pay for if you buy an iPhone.

They should either get their act together and improve the quality of their products, or lower their prices.

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Donald Trump is Right Again! This Time About Something That MATTERS to EVERYONE! https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/10/26/donald-trump-is-right-again-this-time-about-something-that-matters-to-everyone/ Sat, 26 Oct 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
October 26, 2019

Wise man, will you grant us wisdom in our time of need?

It really was just a dumb, stupid thing to remove the button.

Everyone adapts to anything.

But our lives were easier with the button.

If we lived in a serious country, the president would be able to fire Tim Apple for this disgusting crime against the people.

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iPhone Owners Accuse Apple of Slowing Down Their iPhones Prior to Release of the iPhone 11 https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/09/13/iphone-owners-accuse-apple-of-slowing-down-their-iphones-prior-to-release-of-the-iphone-11/ Fri, 13 Sep 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Lee Rogers
Daily Stormer
September 13, 2019

Apple wants you to buy another iPhone even though the iPhone 11 has substantively little if any real changes over previous models. But it does come in six different colors!

People on the Internet are accusing Apple of deliberately slowing down their iPhones in order to push them into buying the new iPhone 11.

USA Today:

Apple admitted in 2017 that it deliberately slowed down older iPhones to protect aging batteries.

The tech giant addressed the issue with a software update and battery replacement program, saying in a statement that it “never – and would never – do anything to intentionally shorten the life of any Apple product.”

But people on Twitter are still skeptical. They say their older Apple devices began conveniently “acting up” soon after the tech giant announced the iPhone 11 earlier this week.

“So, of course I’m suspicious that yesterday’s Apple announcement killed my current iPhone. It just stopped working. Awesome,” Twitter user @ZarduBen wrote.

“The new iPhone was just announced and my phone randomly stopped working,” user @secondhandcurls tweeted.

It is quite plausible to believe that Apple would do something like this, simply because they have a documented history of doing such things.

As referenced above, hard data was published back in 2017 exposing how Apple issued an iOS software update that limited the performance of older iPhone models. They allegedly deployed this update to prolong the life of older batteries. The problem was that they were less than transparent about the change and went forward with it even though the problem could have been solved with a simple battery replacement. There was no need for them to throttle hardware performance with a software update.

The end result was that people accused Apple of purposefully messing around with iPhone owners in order to push them into buying a new iPhone.

After getting caught engaging in this chicanery, Apple issued an apology and offered their customers discounted battery replacements. 32 lawsuits were eventually filed against them over what became known as the Batterygate scandal.

On top of this, the iPhone 11, just like the past several iPhone releases, offers no substantive functional improvements over the previous model. The fact that the iPhone 11 will have a slightly different camera system and be available in six new colors are hardly convincing reasons to buy one.

Plus, many of the “new” features in the iPhone 11 have already been available in smartphone products put out by Samsung and Huawei.

Apple is basically just re-releasing the same smartphone product every year but with minor if not totally superficial changes. They are relying solely on brand recognition and marketing gimmicks to sell their products now. They are no longer one of the most innovative technology companies in the world and can’t even be considered a leader in the smartphone space.

It would be an understatement to say that Apple has been totally mismanaged by the disgusting cocksucking homosexual Tim Cook. His entire business strategy is based around conning his customer base into buying a new product that has no substantive changes over previous models.

So again, Apple could very well be deploying software updates to degrade performance and frustrate people to the point where they go out and buy an iPhone 11. And while we can’t say that this is happening for certain, it is very possible that it is when you consider the history of Batterygate and Cook’s obviously retarded business strategy.

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Depraved Tim Cook Unveils New iPhone with Additional Black Hole on the Back That Can Spread “Ultra Wide” https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/09/11/depraved-tim-cook-unveils-new-iphone-with-additional-black-hole-on-the-back-that-can-spread-ultra-wide/ Wed, 11 Sep 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Pomidor Quixote
Daily Stormer
September 11, 2019

ULTRA WIDE

The disgusting faggot Tim Cook loves anuses so much that he added an additional one to the back of the iPhone and called it “a new model.”

The new iPhone 11 sports 3 anuses on its back and can go “ultra-wide.”

This really is Progress.

Daily Mail:

Apple has finally revealed the newest designs in its iPhone lineup.

The firm unveiled the iPhone 11 at the Steve Jobs Theater in Cupertino on Tuesday, showing off a handset with a 6.1-inch display that will come in six colors: purple, white, yellow, green, black, and Product Red.

Apple also showed off its new premium model, the iPhone 11 Pro, which will come with either a 5.8-inch or 6.5-inch display.

The iPhone 11 Pro is a professional phone for hardcore bugmen goyim who can’t be pleased with anything but the highest quality technology — unlike the normal iPhone 11, which is just a casual phone for conformist people with no ambition in life.

The stainless steel device boasts three cameras and will be available in four colors, including the new Midnight Green, all with a matte textured finish.

And, it will feature the new A13 Bionic chip, making for what the company says is the most powerful and most advanced’ series of iPhone yet.

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Apple reserved most of the fanfare for the highly-anticipated iPhone 11 Pro, unveiling the device just over an hour into its presentation.

The Pro design features surgical grade stainless steel with a machine glass backing and matte textured finish.

Its has an OLED, True Tone display that achieves 1,200 nits – a unit of luminescence – meaning pictures will be ultra-clear, and ultra-bright. It is essentially a ‘Mac Pro display being built into iPhone,’ the company says.

iPhone 11 Pro will also have Super Retina XDR display and spatial audio sound, thanks to Dolby Atmos.

The device itself is also 15 percent more energy efficient, according to Apple.

It boasts the new A13 bionic chip and the firm says it now uses ‘machine learning all throughout the iPhone,’ with a low-power design and the ability to conduct 1 trillion operations per second.

Finally! One trillion operations per second is just what busy women need to farm their social media likes faster. Scrolling that Instagram feed will become a smoother, much more pleasurable experience, and swiping left and right will be much more rewarding with this new chip.

iPhone 11 Pro

The improved energy efficiency of this new model means that goyim will be able to fight against Climate Catastrophe by using their iPhone 11 phones while they signal their moral superiority to others who don’t own an energy-efficient iPhone 11 and are thus literally killing the planet.

With 8.5 billion transistors built in, it’s high performance meets low power. That means you won’t lose out on battery life, according to Apple.

The Pro battery will allow for four more hours of battery life per day on the 5.8-inch model and up to five more hours per day for the Max.

Its trio of cameras combined with the neural engine of the A13 chip will make for better photo capabilities than ever.

iPhone Pro models will be able to take wide and ultra-wide angle photos, and it a 2x telephoto lens.

The combination means you can ‘take all three shots from one vantage point,’ Apple says, for both up close and and wide views.

iPhone Pro also introduces a new image processing system called Deep Fusion, which the firm says is ‘computational photography mad science.’

Science? Say no more.

The iPhone 11 Pro is now officially Greta Thunberg’s choice.

Pre-orders for the iPhone Pro and iPhone Pro Max will begin this Friday, Sept. 13, at 5 a.m. PDT(8 a.m. ET) starting at $999 and $1099 respectively. The phones will begin shipping on Sept. 20.

Apple also introduced the more affordable iPhone 11, which starts at $699. As expected, the handset leans heavily into its camera features.

The aluminium-glass handset has a dual camera system, boasting a 12-megapixel camera that can switch from wide to ultra-wide, offering up to a 120-degree field of view.

Cheaper and only two black holes on the back? That’s the model for losers.

We don’t need that.

It also achieves 2x optical zoom and an ‘immersive camera interface,’ that will let users ‘see and capture the area outside of the frame.’

This will be particularly useful for landscape shots, the firm says, and is ‘great for short spaces where you can’t back up.’

I’m telling you, we don’t need that.

It will also have Night Mode, allowing for photos even in very low-light environments, be it outside at night or in a dark restaurant.

The iPhone 11 can shoot in 4K at up to 60 frames per second, Apple says, and has image stabilization for crisp shots. A ‘zoom wheel’ in the display will let you transition easily between the two cameras, Apple says.

iPhone 11 will also come with the ability to shoot slow motion video with the front-facing camera for the first time, and can capture 4K video with this lens.

Oh, wait. That’s good. Women will be able to take better selfies and to more efficiently drain the attention and pockets of men online.

Thanks, Apple. That’s exactly what we look for in technological gadgets.

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Trump Calls Tim Cook by His Secret Name – “Tim Apple” https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/03/07/trump-calls-tim-cook-by-his-secret-name-tim-apple/ Thu, 07 Mar 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
March 7, 2019

At a meeting at the White House for the American Workforce Policy Advisory Board to discuss technology eduction and jobs, Donald Trump referred to Tim Cook as his secret name, “Tim Apple.”

Some people would find this funny, and something you would expect a 70-year-old man to accidentally do. But the media is lashing out and mocking him over it.

I wish that the media would complain about real issues with the current Trump Administration.

I wish they would complain about this march to war in South America, the fact that the wall isn’t being built, the fact that apparently, “we need more people coming in” as Trump said at CPAC and the fact that Trump is continually condemning the best person in Congress, Ilhan Omar.

Instead, they complain about inane gibberish, and if real people try to state the real complaints about the Trump administration, they get lumped in with people making inane, gibberish complaints.

If I state my own complaints, the average person is going to see them and just automatically dismiss them as “oh, another person attacking President Trump.” Because that is the way human psychology works. The media has created so much noise attacking Trump, that any criticism no longer registers. As I’ve said many times, Trump could easily leverage this and use the fact that the media attacks anything he does to do whatever he wants.

If he declared martial law and started rounding people up, the critics would only be able to present the same level of outrage they present when he says a word wrong – because they have maxed out the outrage meter.

This situation could have liberated him to do whatever he wants. Instead, it has enslaved me to trying to figure out a way to criticize him over real issues without sounding like yet another Trump-hating lunatic whiner.

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