If you’re going to let your toddlers watch anything on TV, make sure it’s endorsed by the Daily Stormer – such as Paw Patrol, Thomas the Tank Engine or Breaking Bad.

We all know that children are all born hating niggers and fantasizing about gassing Jews. But unfortunately, since the entire media industry is controlled by oven-dodgers, there’s no children’s programming featuring lynchings and Nazi main characters.

So naturally, kids have to settle for the next best thing, which is “Thomas the Tank Engine” and “Paw Patrol.”

I cried during this episode.

CNN:

Parents like to see themselves as purveyors of possibility. We want our children to inhabit a world in which identities are both mutable and equal, and imagination and empathy reign supreme!

Uhh… We do? Wait a minute…

Right.

Moving on.

But young children, as dictated by their tastes in popular culture, have something else in mind. They’re drawn to worlds in which identities are fixed, order trumps imagination and transgressions are met with routine punishment.

This clash between what parents desire for their children and what children desire for themselves is most easily observable in cartoon preferences. So often, the more parents dislike a show, the more their children love it.

Two of the most divisive shows are “Thomas the Tank Engine” and “Paw Patrol,” both of which have been eviscerated by grown-ups on discussion boards, in social media and in widely shared essays in prestigious publications.

Yeah, no kidding, lol.

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— Sam (@SamTheTrainFan) March 25, 2017

BASED.

You may not have realized that Thomas the Train was all about lynching nigger-trains and establishing White train supremacy. But the Jews certainly have. And they’re very upset with the goyim children for liking it.

“Thomas,” the long-running television franchise about a group of working trains chugging away on the Island of Sodor, has been called a “premodern corporate-totalitarian dystopia” in the New Yorker, imperialist and sinister in Slate, and classist, sexist and anti-environmentalist in the Guardian. And yet people — presumably parents — spend $1 billion on “Thomas” merchandise every year.

“Paw Patrol” is equally polarizing. The show, about a group of rescue dogs led by a boy named Ryder, is a regular source of complaint among parents and of adoration among their kids.

Buzzfeed called the show “terrible” and pointed to instances of gender and social inequality that go unchecked on the show. In the Guardian, Ryder is described as a megalomaniac with an implied “unstoppable God complex.” Nevertheless, “Paw Patrol” is ubiquitous. Branded merchandise featuring Ryder and the gang outsells most other television shows, according to recent data from the Licensing Industry Merchandisers’ Association. A recent Amazon search for “Paw Patrol” yielded 24,814 results.

I wish adult shows were like that too. *Sigh.*

I want shows with megalomaniacal protagonists sporting a God complex.

As it stands, we need to rely on the Japs for our God-complex protagonists. By the way – Kira did nothing wrong.

These shows also help children navigate their paradoxical relationship with power. On one hand, they desperately want some power. Watching the pups in “Paw Patrol” go on a mission or the trains in “Thomas” being useful allows them to feel as though they too have an important role to play.

On the other hand, children take comfort in the idea that someone is in charge. To them, Ryder isn’t a megalomaniac, and Sir Topham Hatt of “Thomas” isn’t a neocolonial autocrat. They’re just the guys delegating responsibilities to their eager inferiors.And the fact that these leaders, both white males, look like most figures in position of authority in the real world is not lost on children.

So the Jews are triggered because these shows feature White males in positions of authority, and this is portrayed in a healthy and positive fashion rather than being demonized as evil.

I wonder what they’d propose to fix the situation?

Here’s an idea, gratis, for the creative team behind of “Paw Patrol” and “Thomas,” should they want to broaden their appeal to parents without alienating their fan base: Ryder and Sir Topham Hatt retire and are replaced by their equally domineering sisters. This, in turn, boosts the social status of all the non-male characters. Children would still get the satisfaction of immersing themselves in an orderly universe where rules are rules, and everyone is in his or her place. Just without the white guy on top.

Right.

Get rid of the White males.

Thanks for the suggestion, Shlomo.

Now get back in your oven.

These ovens aren’t going to feed themselves.

In nearly all cases non-Whites are just too dumb to share this planet of ours. This was proven exquisitely on Friday as an international passenger train travelling through central Macedonia splattered 14 idiot illegal asylum seekers who — as this week’s undisputed winners of the Darwin award — were sitting carefree on the tracks oblivious to the oncoming danger.

This champion slaughter comes almost a week after 700 migrating human cockroaches drowned trying to row into Europe, but wound up feeding fishes instead.

In a statement released by authorities “horror” was used to describe a scene that would otherwise warrant the use of the word “splendid” as body parts were strewn 150 metres across the railroad.

The heroic train driver, who deserves Macedonia’s highest honour, reported seeing a dozen or so morons sitting on the track but was either unable or unwilling to stop in time to prevent them being beautly sliced under the Choo Choo’s steely wheels.

The particular stretch of railway is proving a real plus in the culling of illegal immigrants, which is located in a mountain area passing through a canyon in the central town of Veles, and given the layout of the terrain it doesn’t afford the human parasites much chance of dodging the oncoming train.

Dozens of Somalis and Afghans have lost their lives strolling along this excellent stretch of train line, which is equally deserving of recognition in its contribution to the defence of Macedonian territory from this unwanted human garbage.

Apparently, the Macedonian line is a point of entry for vermin from Africa, the Middle East and central and south Asia as they head north from Greece aiming to Cross the European Union border into Romania, Hungary and Croatia.

Sadly, traitorous Macedonian smugglers are aiding and abetting the genetic offal by charging inexpensive fees to provide passage to the Serbian border.

While the Jew press describe the event in Macedonia as a tragedy, in effect it’s a marvellous event that unfortunately will now wind up costing Europeans taxpayers as the EU leadership triple funding for search and rescue operations in the Mediterranean. Their criminal bid to stop these deaths that nature herself has sanctioned will only add to the suffering, death and displacement of the host cultures in the countries that these apes and sand-coons eventually make it to.

Thus far, a paltry 1,750 migrants have perished crossing the Mediterranean, which is thirty times higher than during the same period in 2014.

Regardless, these figures are nowhere near high enough and the Daily Stormer calls on the Mediterranean Sea to take a leaf out of that Macedonian train’s book and get seriously busy on a regular basis. It needs to play its part a little more efficaciously by issuing stronger currents and commanding rougher nautical conditions that will make an already perilous journey an almost certain disaster. It would help too, if the occasional mini Tsunami strategically struck at points where these vessels are attempting to make their voyage.

Remember, each time illegal immigrants drown at the bottom of the sea King Neptune spins his trident in a victory twirl and gets down to some serious partying.

Thomas the Tank Engine is setting a poor example to children and needs more female engines to encourage girls to become train drivers, Labour’s shadow transport secretary has said.

Mary Creagh described the lack of female train drivers in Britain as a “national scandal” and said that children’s television shows and “negative stereotypes” are partly to blame.

She called on train companies recruit more female drivers by advertising in magazine’s such as Good Housekeeping and Women’s Own, and suggested that they need to offer more part time work.

Mrs Creagh, a mother-of-two, singled out Thomas the Tank Engine for criticism. She said that while the books and television series have “wonderful stories” and are “incredibly popular”, they have almost no female characters.

All the main characters – Thomas, James, Edward, Henry, Gordon, Percy and even the Fat Controller – are male.

The only female characters in the original books were coaches Annie and Clarabel, Isabel the auto coach, Mrs Kyndley, an elderly lady, and Daisy, the sole female engine.

Mrs Creagh said: “In the Thomas the Tank Engine books there are almost no female engines. The only female characters are an annoyance, a nuisance and in some cases a danger to the functioning of the railway.

“There is a preponderance of men in the transport industry and I am very keen to unpack some of the myths that stop women from taking up what are often highly paid and highly skilled jobs.”

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