Well, this is interesting.

We need to find out the name of this Israeli so we can add him to the “based kikes” list. Someone who’s willing to blast the collective grave of The 6 Million with a stream of piss certainly deserves to be immortalized alongside Bobby Fischer or that chap who wrote Sex and Character.

Times of Israel:

A 19-year-old Israeli was detained at the Auschwitz-Birkenau state museum after he was caught urinating on a memorial commemorating the victims of the camp.

He was questioned for several hours and released on Wednesday after voluntarily accepting a fine as punishment, according to local reports. The fine reportedly was $1,500.

According to Polish law those who desecrate a monument or other public place commemorating a historical event or a person can be punished with a fine or imprisonment.

The young Israeli was detained on Wednesday at about 1 p.m. According to witnesses, he urinated on a monument located near the ruins of the crematoria in the former Birkenau camp. The action was noticed by the museum’s guide who notified museum guards, who in turn called the police.

Auschwitz Museum spokesman Bartosz Bartyzel said he did not recall a similar event involving an Israeli citizen.

Israel’s Foreign Ministry confirmed that the teenager was released after being questioned for several hours, the Hebrew-language Ynet website reported.

The Auschwitz Museum also confirmed the incident, calling it “very regrettable,” the Israeli report added.

Honestly, though, this report isn’t too surprising. Any well-traveled person knows that Israeli tourists are notoriously rude, loud and unpleasant, regardless of the place they’re visiting.

Even the Jewish newspaper, Haaretz, was forced to address the fact that Israeli tourists are hated worldwide.

Germans, on the other hand, often make the list of most welcomed tourists abroad.

Hmm…

Isn’t it strange that those widely-hated, demonic-looking Jews were so angelic and needlessly persecuted throughout World War II, while those well-liked, kind-faced Germans were so demonic and genocidal?

I mean, based on the appearance and behavior of both groups, you’d assume that the opposite would be true, wouldn’t you?

Perhaps this Jew was fined $1,500 for desecrating a memorial to an event that didn’t even happen. Ha! That would be funny.

In her memoirs, a Jewish artist named Rosemarie Koczy, pictured above, claimed to have survived two concentration camps during the Holocaust.

Upon closer scrutiny, however, her life story contained a few inconsistencies. For one, she wrote that the Nazis deported her to the Traunstein subcamp of Dachau, a place for male prisoners.

Rosemarie, biologists later confirmed, was female.

Just because one Holocaust survivor lied about her life, though, doesn’t mean that the millions of other ones also did.

I mean the story of 93-year-old Kalman Aron, another Jewish artist who survived more than one concentration camp, contains no inconsistencies whatsoever.

New York Times:

Kalman Aron began drawing pencil and crayon portraits of his family in Latvia when he was 3. A child prodigy, he mounted his first one-boy gallery show when he was 7. He was commissioned to paint the official portrait of the Latvian prime minister when he was 13. He enrolled at an academy of fine arts in Riga, the capital, at 15.

Then, in 1941, when he was 16, the Germans invaded, and his parents, who were Jewish, were murdered. But Kalman’s artistic talent would spare his life. Over the next four years, he would survive seven Nazi concentration camps by swapping sketches of his captors and their families for scraps of food.

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After the German invasion, Kalman’s father was conscripted for a work detail and never seen again. Kalman was herded into Riga’s Jewish ghetto with his older brother and his mother. She was murdered later that year in the massacre of 25,000 Jews near the Rumbula forest.

Kalman was shipped to perform slave labor in camps in Latvia, Poland, Germany (where he was sent to Buchenwald) and what was then Czechoslovakia.

Seven camps, eh? These weren’t concentration camps to this guy – they were motels!

Seven isn’t the high score, though. That honor goes to Chaim Ferster, who survived eight of them.

(UPDATE: Chaim was beaten by Elias Feinzilberg, who survived nine.)

It’s still an impressive achievement for a man, especially considering that one of those camps was the notorious Buchenwald camp in Germany.

Buchenwald didn’t have gas chambers (that was more of a Poland thing), but it did have something almost as bad: execution rooms where innocent Jews were hung from meat hooks:

The guards at Buchenwald, known for their efficiency, hung Jews to death because they thought bullets were too slow.

After Nazi guards discovered his artistic ability, he would be temporarily relieved of hard labor and hidden away in a barracks to sketch their portraits or copy photographs of their families. He might be rewarded with a moth-eaten blanket or a morsel of food.

“They wouldn’t pay me anything, but I would get a piece of bread, something to eat,” he was quoted as saying last year in The Jewish Journal. “Without that, I wouldn’t be here.”

“I made it through the Holocaust with a pencil,” he told Steven C. Barber, who is adapting Ms. Magee’s book into a documentary, “Into the Light,” for Vanilla Fire Films.

Hmm.

You know, those Nazis seemed rather lenient at times. These people were supposedly dedicated to the complete extermination of the Jewish race, yet they were always willing to spare the lives of Jews that exhibited even the most modest of talents.

Is it possible that the Nazis weren’t as two-dimensionally evil as the court historians led us to believe?

I’m tempted to respond with “yes” like an anti-Semite.

But then I remember Schindler’s List and come to my senses. Of course they were evil – survivors like Kalman Aron were the exception, not the rule.

The rule was the Six Million.

Evil has a face, and that face is German.

From 1941 to 1944, when the Holocaust was in full swing across Europe, Dr. Josef Mengele gassed, re-gassed and sometimes ate upwards of one million Jews while working at Auschwitz.

Mengele was so good at his job, in fact, that Adolf Hitler promoted him from “camp medic” to “Angel of Death” – an honorary title, accompanied by a trophy that looked similar to a Golden Globe, awarded only to the SS members that showed total commitment to the genocide of the Jewish race.

But despite being an efficient and accomplished mass murderer, Mengele suffered from a personal weakness: he was just too gullible for his own good.

And sadly, lots of inmates at Auschwitz took advantage of him because of it.

One of those inmates was Leslie Kleinman, a 14-year-old Jew who told Mengele that he was 17. Instead of assuming that the beady-eyed Hebe was lying, however, the foolish serial killer instantly believed him – and spared his life.

Daily Mail:

A Holocaust survivor has revealed how he escaped the Auschwitz gas chambers by outwitting Dr Josef Mengele, known as the ‘Angel of Death’.

Leslie Kleinman, 88, whose concentration camp number is still tattooed on his forearm, has told MailOnline for the first time about the heart-stopping encounter with one of Nazi Germany’s most notorious sadists in 1944.

A picture taken shortly before the war shows a happy family. By the end of the War, Mr Kleinman was the only survivor – and he managed it by fooling Mengele into the belief that he was older than he actually was.

‘Mengele was the man who carried out human experiments, including operating on twins without anaesthetic,’ he said. ‘I heard them screaming many times when I was in Auschwitz.

‘When we arrived, we had to line up in front of Mengele to be examined. He needed workers. If he thought we were strong enough to work, we would live. If not, we were sent to the gas chambers. Most of the women and the children were killed.’

While he was waiting in the queue, another inmate told him to pretend that he was 17 rather than 14. It was a difficult decision but Mr Kleinman made up his mind to lie to the Angel of Death.

‘It was the first time in my life that I told a proper lie, as I’d been brought up to be honest,’ he said. ‘My father always told me to tell the truth if you want people to believe you. But I decided that a small lie to save your life was worth it. Some things you have to do.’

When the Nazi sadist asked his age, he duly told him that he was 17. Mengele listened, then waved him to the line of people who had been selected to live.

I can’t believe that this Jew managed to fool a practicing doctor with a PhD in anthropology about his age!

Seriously, this story sounds so improbable that I’m almost inclined to think Mr. Kleinman is lying… but then I remember him saying that he doesn’t lie (except that one time to Mengele).

I’m ashamed to have doubted you, Leslie.

Especially with a face as trustworthy as yours.

If I were Yahweh I would have chosen him too.

Mengele was in charge of administering Zyklon B, the gas used by the Nazis for mass-murder. During the course of his experiments, the doctor injected chemicals into prisoners’ eyes to try to change their iris colour, pulled out healthy teeth, and sewed children together to create artificially conjoined twins.

A lot of Trump supporters believe that the above didn’t happen just because there’s no evidence for it. What we need to remember, however, is that the Nazis destroyed all evidence of their atrocities before the war was over.

This means that a lack of evidence is, in fact, evidence that it happened.

Checkmate, racists.

By the way, if anyone wants to learn more about what the Angel of Death did after fleeing Germany, watch a movie called The Boys from Brazil. It is a highly accurate portrayal of Josef Mengele’s life in South America and shows that – among other crimes – Mengele openly engaged in thot patrolling.

In this case, the thot was a 15-year-old Laura Loomer.