Company Backed by Bill Gates Wants Us to Eat Butter Made Out of Climate Change
I’m not eating this shit, faggot. It causes cancer. No one will a body like Bill Gates should be promoting any kind of diet. His tits are big enough that…
Elon Says Second Human Trial of Brain Chip to Start Soon, Despite Various Disasters
Elon Musk’s @neuralink is preparing to implant its brain-computer interface device into a second human patient, aiming to enhance cognitive functions and allow direct interaction with computers. Despite only 15%…
Woman Who Received Pig Kidney Transplant Dies After Heart Drugs Ruin Organ
Lisa Pisano If some scientists tells you “you can either die or we can put a pig organ in your body,” the decision should not be difficult. You shouldn’t have…
Good News: Drinking Alcohol Every Day Only Takes 2.5 Months Off Your Life
Would you rather live 90 years without drinking alcohol or 88 years having a blast? How can these people pretend two years is somehow a high price to pay for…
The Science Hopes to Prescribe Cannabis to Make Women Experience More Orgasms
Remember when, a few minutes ago, I was telling you about how there is no research money into PFAS and other petrochemical poisoning because all the money goes to research…
Animals Are All Gay, Actually, Which Means It’s Good to be Gay, Because Animals are Natural
The fascists who run academia have been hiding just how gay animals truly are. Basically, all animals do is having gay sex, which means it’s good. A lot of animals…
Fatmerican Whores Getting Pregnant on Magic Weight Loss Drug, Babies Likely to be Mutants
I said from the beginning: nothing is ever free. This applies to everything in the moral realm. It is an infinite law of nature. There is always something for something.…
The Science Announces AI-Powered Head Transplants, New Bodies Available
BrainBridge This is a presentation video of a potential future medical robot and surgical procedure that will transplant entire heads using AI and robotics. We only need to grow human…
Random Scientists Announce New “General Vaccine” Against “Unknown Viruses”
JUST IN: The State of Michigan has announced new Emergency orders to put restrictions on dairy and poultry farms to protect against the bird flu. The order takes effect May…
The Science Still Putting Parts of Pigs Into Humans
Surgeons at NYU Langone Health recently completed the first-ever combined heart pump and gene-edited pig kidney transplant in a living patient with heart failure and end-stage kidney disease, who otherwise…