Just another beautiful day in the USA.

The Detroit News:

A district court judge Wednesday denied a pair of dueling $6,500 small claims petitions that centered around a transgender woman’s attempt to get her surgically removed testicles back after they were kept for months in her ex-boyfriend’s refrigerator.

During a contentious small claims hearing in Pontiac’s 50th District Court, Judge Jeremy Bowie ruled “it’s a wash” after hearing testimony from Brianna Kingsley, 40, and her 37-year-old ex, William Wojciechowski.

Kingsley filed a handwritten small claims petition in August claiming Wojciechowski “retains possession of my surgically extracted testicles, preserved in (a) Mason jar, kept in (the) fridge next to the eggs. Demand immediate return of my human remains specimen and damages of $6,500.”

Wojciechowski filed a counterclaim seeking $6,500 in damages because he said he had been “humiliated” by coverage of the case by “worldwide news outlets.”

Seeing this guy holding a small animal gives me a queasy feeling for some reason

Bowie denied both claims, a decision he said Wednesday can’t be appealed. The judge said Kingsley had an opportunity to get her testicles back when an Oakland County Sheriff’s deputy accompanied her to Wojciechowski’s Pontiac home in January 2023.

When the deputy escorted her to the house, Kingsley had just gotten out of the Oakland County Jail, where she’d been incarcerated for three days and fined $100 for violating a personal protection order Wojciechowski had filed against her.

“We allow a one-time visit with a Sheriff’s officer in situations like that for people to go back to get their belongings,” the judge said. “Ms. Kingsley failed to retrieve the testicles from the refrigerator at that time. … If they were so important to her, she had the opportunity to grab them, and she didn’t.”

William Wojciechowski, the ex-boyfriend

Wojciechowski said he threw the body parts away in July.

“They were rotting in my fridge, and it was disgusting — I’ve got food in there I wanted to eat,” Wojciechowski told the judge. “She didn’t keep them in a biohazard container like she was supposed to.”

Since the testicles had been discarded, the judge said he was unable to grant Kingsley’s request that they be returned to her, and he asked why she’d arrived at the $6,500 figure.

“Specifically why I asked you: I can put a dollar amount on, say, if you were missing work at $16 an hour,” Bowie said. “But as to testicles, I can’t really put a number on it.”

Kingsley, who clutched a small black comfort dog throughout the hearing, said the March 23, 2022 surgery at Henry Ford Hospital cost $20,000, although she said because she’s disabled, the state footed the bill.

“But the state paid for that; you didn’t,” Bowie said. “You’re not going to be unjustly enriched.”

Kingsley replied: “They were my testicles. … We’re talking about my nuts. … I wanted them in my fridge — not his. … He denied me access to my own body parts. I don’t think that can be quantified. The damages were the loss of these nuts.”

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After her surgery, Kinsley said she put her testicles in a Mason jar and stored them in the refrigerator “because I deal with trauma with comedy. Shakespeare did it.”

This is all just normal now, apparently.

Imagine trying to explain all of this to someone in 2010.

Fun fact: you don’t even need to be a tranny to cut your balls off

Previously, on Weird Chemicals Attack Reproductive Health:

• Chemical Used in Pretty Much Everything May Cause Infertility by Breaking DNA of Sperm and Eggs
• Endocrine-Disrupting Chemicals May be Behind Declining Sperm Counts and Lower Egg Quality

Now, scientist present evidence that suggests chemicals are also to blame for testicles being in the wrong place.

Study Finds:

Pollution could be behind the rising number of boys born with their testicles in the wrong place, a new study warns. French researchers say babies born with undescended testicles has shot up by as much as 50%, especially in places with coal mines and metal works.

Undescended testicles, also known as cryptorchidism, is the most common male genital defect, affecting between 1% and 8% of newborns. In the U.S., about 200,000 boys are born with the condition each year.

In most cases, the organ corrects itself within six months of birth. Around 1 in 100 boys need surgery to move them into the right position, however. If left untreated, those with the condition may have fertility problems later in life and face a higher risk of testicular cancer.

While certain chemicals have been linked to cryptorchidism, such as phthalates and pesticides, major industrial pollutants have been ignored, until now.

“Our main findings are the increase in the frequency of operated cryptorchidism in France during the study period and the strong tendency for cases to cluster together in particular locations,” says study co-author Dr. Joëlle Le Moal, a medical epidemiologist at the DATA Science Department with Public Health France, in a statement. “This is the first time that such a finding has been documented at a country level for this birth defect.”

The study focuses on 89,382 French boys who went under the knife for cryptorchidism between 2002 and 2014. Results show the number of children with an undescended testicle increased by 36%.

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“Our results suggest that the geographical environment could contribute to the clustering of cryptorchidism and interact with socio-economic factors,” adds Dr. Le Moal. “The industrial activities identified in the clusters are potentially the source of persistent environmental pollution by metals, dioxins and polychlorinated biphenyls, known as PCBs. PCBs, pesticides and dioxins are suspected to play a role in cryptorchidism and other testicular problems by disrupting hormones.”

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Other factors like mothers smoking during pregnancy and premature births could also play a part as they are more common in urban industrialised areas.

“We have highlighted several hypotheses that must be tested in further research,” Dr. LeMoal notes. “Our study is interesting and new because we used a very large, nationwide sample that enabled us to discuss plausible geographical hypotheses. However, these results must not be over-interpreted. The persistent pollutants that we identified could be traces associated with other chemicals. Moreover, we do not know exactly how the population could be contaminated.”

Given the study only included boys who were operated on, it likely underestimates the extent of the health problem.

“This is a landmark study and, in identifying 24 hotspot clusters of cryptorchidism cases scattered across France, it confirms an important role for environmental factors in determining risk of cryptorchidism,” comments Richard Sharpe a professor with Edinburgh University.

Petrochemicals are causing basically every health problem, from autism to cancer.

This is happening. But instead of talking about this, they tell you that the real environmental problem is carbon dioxide, a gas that is breathed by plants, and makes the world greener and lusher and more fertile.

The entire environmental movement has moved away from being against water pollution, pesticides, fertilizers, deforestation, and petrochemicals, and now the whole thing is about “global warming,” which is actually a complete and total hoax.

“Climatology” is a fake science, invented by the United Nations. It is not meteorology, nor is it geology or biology. It is literally “the science of global warming.” When they make these statements about how “99% of climatologists agree that global warming is real,” it’s absolutely no different than saying “99% of Aztec priests agree that if we don’t do human sacrifices, Quetzalcoatl will stop the sun from coming out each day.”

There remains no evidence of a connection between carbon gas and warming, nor any evidence that warming is bad. They actually admit that we’re at the end of an ice age, and that ice ages are caused by the sun, but then they say “but we’re making the end of the ice age go faster” – despite the fact that it was warmer in the Middle Ages than it is now.

It’s just a lot of nonsense that is draped in an ultra-thin veneer of science.

Meanwhile, our sperm count is collapsing, we are fat slobs, we have skyrocketing autism, men behave like women and the reverse, we’re getting all kinds of weird cancers – and all of that is linked directly to chemicals in the environment that no one cares to talk about.

People say to me, “Anglin, Anglin – what happened? The site is all doom and gloom! It’s not funny! It’s supposed to be funny!”

Well, okay.

Here’s your funny news story.

Daily Caller:

Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Jose Alvarez is definitely in a lot of pain after taking a 105 mph line drive right to his groin.

The incident happened during the bottom of the 5th inning of Thursday’s game against the Toronto Blue Jays, according to an article published by TMZ. Alvarez was acting as a relief pitcher when Lourdes Gurriel hit the ball straight back at him.

Oh my Jose Alvarez right in the….

🙈 Carted off the field
pic.twitter.com/vDVZ8yR9oL

— John Clark (@JClarkNBCS) August 20, 2020

Alvarez still managed to run after the ball and get the out, but he really did take a gnarly hit. He can be seen laying on the field for a good chunk of time before they took him off the field in a cart.

TMZ reported that the extent of his injuries are currently unknown, but Alvarez did wave to the crowd as he was carted off the field.

Holy jeez, man.

That isn’t funny.

Why do you think this is funny?