Gooks Beating Everyone in the Technology Race
Joe Jones Daily Stormer February 20, 2018 The race for advanced machines is this generations equivalent of the space race, but it also has significantly more dire consequences for losing.…
Indians are Breaking our iPhones With Their Goofy Alphabet
Adrian Sol Daily Stormer February 16, 2017 Indians haven’t even mastered the toilet; it’s no wonder they break our high-tech gadgets. We’re told that we need to import infinite amounts…
Evil Snapchat Developers Conspired to Ruin our Streaks
Adrian Sol Daily Stormer February 12, 2017 We must secure the existence of our apps and a future for chat streaks. We see a lot of evil shit going on…
Science: New Self-Healing Touch-Sensitive Synthetic Skin Developped
Adrian Sol Daily Stormer February 11, 2017 Yeah, but can you make lampshades out of this skin though? The Blade Runner future is approaching faster than anyone could have anticipated.…
Based Chink Crafts Hand-Made Battle Tank, Calls All Stormers Out
Roy Batty Daily Stormer February 3, 2018 When I first heard this story, my first thought was…KILLDOZER. But alas, this based Chinaman did not get that far. All he wanted…
Whale is Taught to Talk for Some Reason
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer January 31, 2018 So, I guess this is cool. A cool thing to do. Hm. The Independent: A killer whale has been taught by scientists to…
Trump Considers Nationalizing 5G Network, Allegedly
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer January 29, 2018 I would suspect that he isn’t actually considering doing this, but is leaking that he is considering doing this in order to start…
GM Unveils Driverless Car with No Steering Wheel
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer January 12, 2018 So 4 million truck drivers are about to lose their jobs over the next five years. And you know what that means. That’s…
Homo Apple CEO Tim Cook Receives Massive Raise After Running Company Into the Ground
Adrian Sol Daily Stormer December 28, 2017 I’d be laughing too if I was paid 12 million dollars to be a faggot and drive companies into the ground. As we…
Bugmen Trying to Cure “Smartphone Addiction” – By Buying Stupid Gadgets
Adrian Sol Daily Stormer November 28, 2017 That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. It isn’t easy being a small-souled bugman. How are you supposed to maintain fashionable, politically…