Biden Signs Massive Bill to Stop Weather from Changing, Makes The Science Happy
If the US Congress has the ability to change the weather, why do they want to make it colder? Warmer weather is nicer, and it is much better for crops.…
IRS to Begin Summary Executions of People Accused of Not Paying Enough Taxes
The IRS is hiring new special agents! Requirements include working min “50 hours per week, which may include irregular hours, and be on-call 24/7, including holidays and weekends” and “Carry…
Democrats Pass Large Tax Bill to Change the Weather in the Middle of a Recession
Remember: you’re life might be hard, but it’s going to be a lot harder when the weather finally changes and everyone gets really hot with swamp ass. We have to…
Up to 90% of IRS’ New $80B Expansion to Come from Small Businesses Making Less Than $200k
The Democrats were claiming they need thousands of new taxmen in order to fight billionaires. It looks like that’s not true! New York Post: A key provision in the Inflation…
Shakira Facing 8 Years in Jail for Alleged Tax Fraud in Spain
Spanish prosecutors are committing a hate crime against a trans-caucasian woman. El Taxo mondo Hombre cometh. Poor stupid bitch. She should have stayed in a Mexican country. White countries are…
NPR Does Hard-Hitting Analysis on Emoji Privilege
Okay, that’s it. I’m exclusively using black emojis from now on. Plus the Indian guy in the turban. No more yellow for me. RT: Washington-based National Public Radio was ridiculed…
Yellen Defends Biden, Says IRS Must Be Aware of Every Transaction Over $600
We have to know where that money is going. This is of course completely unrelated to the vaccine passport, which is 100% about health and saving 80 year olds from…
Pandora Papers Leak: Rich People Evade Taxes, So You’re Going to Lose More Freedom
We have to ban personal privacy because corporations are people and they are avoiding taxes. We really need these taxes paid because the world is 59… gazillion… in debt. If…
Biden Plans to Monitor Every Financial Transaction
I don’t know why the libertarians at reason magazine care about this – it is going to be private companies working with the government to monitor people’s transactions. But hey…
Trump’s Other Jew Charged with a Slew of Financial Crimes
If you’re going to hire a Jew to do your finances, don’t hire one named “Weisselberg.” That is bound to end in some kind of tragedy. Politico: Prosecutors in New…