Urgent health warning after study links tattoos to a 21 percent increased risk of cancer: ‘Go to your doctor! https://t.co/eYrVLzJHCJ

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I’ve been telling you people: don’t get tattoos.

It is the most try-hard shit ever.

I mean, if you already have them, like most of us do, whatever. But if you’re young, definitely miss that shit.

Metro:

Having a tattoo could increase your risk of developing a rare type of cancer by 21%, a new study has found.

Researchers in Sweden found a potential link between tattoos and cancer in the lymphatic system, known as lymphoma.

Lymphoma is a type of blood cancer that affects the immune system.

The researchers, from Lynd University, wanted to investigate the relationship between tattoos and long time health effects, as academic knowledge in this area is poor.

Dr Christel Nielsen, who led the study, said: ‘It is important to remember that lymphoma is a rare disease and that our results apply at the group level.

‘The results now need to be verified and investigated further in other studies, and such research is ongoing.’

The researchers looked at 11,905 people – 2,938 of the group, aged between 20 and 60 years old, had lymphoma.

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After looking at other factors such as smoking and age, the researchers found that the risk of developing lymphoma was 21% higher among those who were tattooed.

The researchers also found that the size of the tattoo did not matter – so having a full-body tattoo did not increase the risk any more than a smaller tattoo would.

Well, that doesn’t make a lot of sense.

Up to 90% of tattoo inks are mislabeled. These substances include heavy metals like titanium, aluminum, and lead, which leach into your lymph nodes and clog them.

Tattoo inks also contain pigments like carbon black, which are contaminated with cancer-causing molecules found in… pic.twitter.com/EdXhQ0QX0T

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I am trying to figure out a way to explain the deep reasons of why this is so funny to me. But I will probably fail. Because the funniness of it is too deep for words.

RT:

A Turkish media personality has unexpectedly gained international recognition for all the wrong reasons. Naz Mila, 26, will probably be remembered as the girl who tattooed Google-translated nonsense all over her body.

Mila is an Azeri-born celebrity and reality show star with some 860,000 followers on Instagram. On Sunday, her fans received a new treat: pictures of their half-naked idol with a giant tattoo spread from chest to knee on her right side. The only problem was that it didn’t make sense.

The one-liner presumably was meant to read: “Only God can judge my mistakes and truths,” a popular Turkish phrase. But instead, it read: “I can judge a single god with my wrongs and wrongs.”

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Apparently, neither Mila nor her tattooist had a good command of English, and the phrase was simply put through Google Translator or a similar online service.

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Mila previously took part in the Turkish reality show ‘With Zuhal Topal,’ in which male contestants are supposed to find a bride. The show was taken off air after allegations that participants had had sex for money.

It doesn’t appear that the tattoo gaffe discouraged her from posting new pictures and videos on her Instagram, however.

So, on what makes it so funny to me, I decided to do a bullet point, from simplest to most complex:

• I hate women generally
• I hate Moslems generally
• It is the ideal “funny wrong translation” tattooed on a person
• The tattoo itself is so huge and decadent, a woman getting this and posting pictures of it on the internet would be funny whatever it said.
• She only deleted one of the pictures and keeps posting new things, even while the whole world knows she has this massive tattoo
• This is the epitome of female empowerment
• This is the epitome of Jewish cultural export to low IQ third worlders
• This is the epitome of brown people as a whole idolizing Jewish culture as a whole and not being able to do it right
• It is a reflection of the vapidity of the Western female in a non-Western female, and this reflection sheds light on the vile nature of the Western female
• “I can judge God” seems like a principle a woman would actually use to define her life
• “Turkish reality TV star who got fired for having sex for money gets massive Google Translate tattoo of Islamic phrase in English and it is nonsensical gibberish” could go down as the defining headline of the early 21st century

But truly, the funniness goes beyond all of that, because you can mix any two of those aspects together and it take you down a whole other road of lols.

It made my day.

The whore and the tattoo.

Men are expected to push boundaries, to be hardened and tough, and for some reason that’s what tattoos on a man scream to girls. But thots have this impulse to mirror what they look for in a man, kind of a perverted “be the change you want to see in the world men” thing, and falling for it takes them through a path of peril.

news.com.au:

A PREGNANT teenager has lost her baby and has been left in a wheelchair after she had a tattoo on her right breast got infected.

Luisa Fernanda, 16, from central Colombia’s Casanare Department, fell ill after the tattoo became infected and consequently suffered a miscarriage.

Doctors told her that she would never walk again after the infection spread into her spinal cord.

She was 14 when the tattoo got infected.

That certainly didn’t go as planned for her.

What are the odds, though?

Oh, right.

Colombia.

Miss Fernanda has now spoken out about her experiences on social media to warn other youngsters about the dangers of tattoos.

Crying about what happened to her instead of focusing on the degenerated nature of tattoos in women…

At least that’s something. I guess.

She’s celebrating her wheelchair and dead child.

“I was ashamed of being seen outside on the street, because people would point at me, but later I realised it was not good to stay at home all the time.”

Pointing at a stupid whore and laughing sounds therapeutic for both parties. Whores need to be put in their place, after all.

In this case, based bacteria did the job.

Not all heroes are visible to the naked eye.

Not even the loss of her legs and child could cure her whoreness.

Miss Fernanda added that surgeons had told her that she needed a further operation as she battles to regain her health.

Her friends are helping her try to find the money to cover the cost of her $A6,500 (14-million-COP) treatment.

Guise we need like a gofundme right now!

Women mirroring male traits end up repelling the men they wanted to attract in the first place. It’s just common sense.

Heterosexual men are not attracted to what’s similar to them, otherwise they’d be homosexual.

Masculine men want feminine girls, not whores acting their idea of maleness.

Tattooed whores are animals confused about their nature.

Something along the same lines happens to men, unfortunately. The Jew goodgoying apparatus makes men defer to women, and it’s constantly reinforced by “culture.” Movies, TV series, and even the “education” process, that puts women in positions of authority over boys and men.

There’s also a strong environmental factor to this, that might be even more important than the social-engineering one, because it might be what enables it in the first place. Each generation appears to have decreased testosterone, and more and more things are made out of plastics and other materials that disrupt your hormones . There are estrogenic compounds in pretty much most of the things people use in their everyday life. From the food they eat to the kitchenware they use and the water they drink. Even the cups and bottles.

Even personal care products like soap.

It’s pretty much a constant testicular siege.

Some of the effects are easy to see because of how blatant they are, like man boobs and soyboyness but there are other behavioral and physical effects that are harder to register because we’ve been eased into them as “the norm.” It’s scary stuff.

Sterile dead-end.

You can do something about it.

Start by ditching the plastic. Don’t use plastic bottles for your water, don’t store your food in plastic, definitely don’t cook your food in plastic, don’t prepare your food in plastic either… and most certainly don’t trust “BPA-free” plastics.

Just stay away from plastic.

You can use glass bottles instead of plastic bottles and glass containers to store your food. Iron, glass, or ceramic cookware. Maybe stainless steel if it’s good quality.

Clothing… try to avoid synthetic stuff like nylon. If you can’t avoid it, try at least to have them on as little time as possible.

Reject the modern world as much as you can, and you’ll be alright.

Your great-grandparents didn’t have estrogen problems. Cook as they did. Eat as they did. Don’t act like a girl.

…and protect what’s yours.

Pretty sweet ink there, buddy.

Once again, we see a pattern forming: totally cucked, cowardly American game companies vs. based Slavic ones who just dgaf.

SCUM was developed entirely in Croatia, by the same studios behind the awesome Serious Sam series.

Yeah, I’m pretty pumped for SS4 – and you should be, too.

They put a Nazi 1488 tattoo in their latest game, and when the defectives started playing their symphony of whining, they just told them to get bent.

Unfortunately, their American publisher wasn’t imbued with the same testicular fortitude.

Kotaku:

In the short time since its release, survival game SCUM has caught players’ eyes for its ludicrous attention to detail, its slapstick antics, and—in the grand tradition of survival games like Ark: Survival Evolved—diarrhea. It’s already sold over 250,000 copies. Yesterday, though, the game caught players off guard in a far less fun way when they discovered they could put a Nazi tattoo on their avatars.

It looks like a pretty good game. Croteam continued their tradition of not being greedy, and only charge $20 for it, too.

That’s the first review video I saw… But the view count convinced me that the heavens support this game 100%.

A good omen, indeed.

The tattoo, which players could unlock if they purchased the SCUM supporter pack, prominently featured the numbers 14 and 88.

Heh.

Only for their greatest supporters.

Both are white supremacist dog whistles: 14 refers to 14-word statement “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children,” and 8 refers to H—the eighth letter of the alphabet—so repeating it twice gets you HH, meant to stand for “Heil Hitler.” Discussion and outcry against the symbols circulated on social media yesterday, and today, those symbols got quietly removed from the game.

Of course, that’s what the communists at Kotaku are focusing on – their triumphant victory in tone-policing the world of vidya.

But there’s actually more to this story.

Initially, one of the game’s developers—both Gamepires and Croteam are credited with having worked on it—dismissed players’ criticism of the tattoo. In response to a Steam thread criticizing the tattoo’s inclusion (via PC Gamer), Croteam incubator marketing and community manager Zenoslaf told players: “It’s a game. It’s fiction. If you are offended by some textures in the game, please don’t play the game. Because if we start removing things that hurt someone’s feelings, it will be an empty game, with no people, no weapons, no blood, no humor, no pooping, killing others, eating human flesh, killing animals.”

They basically told SJWs to go fuck themselves.

Based on this response, it’s very unlikely that the devs themselves actually went on to remove the tattoo on their own initiative.

The tattoo and its symbols reference a very real, non-fictional group that killed millions of people last century, and which has also had a recent resurgence. These specific symbols are still in use by current-day neo-Nazi and white supremacist groups; participants in the neo-Nazi rally in Charlottesville, for example, handed out flyers referring to the numbers “14” and “88.”

Nobody gives a shit, kikes.

Zenoslaf went on to note that the game’s developers are not “right wing” or “Nazi supporters,” asserting that actually, “only offending thing here, in my opinion, is calling us Nazi supporters for no reason.”

Earlier today, the tattoo’s Nazi imagery did get patched out of the game. Both publisher Devolver and developer Gamepires issued statements to Kotaku on the matter.

“Devolver Digital has become aware of tattoos representing neo-Nazi symbology in the newly released prison survival simulation game SCUM,” said Devolver. “We do not agree with use of this symbology or any hateful content, regardless of intention.” Devolver is now “conducting a full review of all assets and content in the game with Gamepires.”

So what happened was that Devolver Digital, an American publisher, put pressure on the Crotatian devs to remove the tattoo.

Devolver is largely a publisher of somewhat edgy indie games.

But apparently, even this company has been infiltrated by commie faggots and they had to cave on this issue.

Gamepires, meanwhile, explained the rationale behind the tattoo’s inclusion, but it has now come to the conclusion that it was “completely unnecessary” to have included the imagery.

“Our intention was to create an atmosphere of the worst of the worst criminals in SCUM, and to portray the horrible type of people who would find themselves in a ‘fight to the death’ situation for a futuristic reality show where the worst criminals are pitted against one another,” Gamepires wrote.

Whatever – they put the tattoo there to be edgy, just like the rest of the game is edgy and over-the-top. They obviously modeled their skins on prison tattoos. Nobody sane gives a damn – the only people whining are the usual suspects: trannies, furries and other degenerates.

The developers of SCUM claim they aren't scum themselves, but the absolutely unbelievable tantrum they threw about having to remove a racist tattoo (which shouldn't have been in there anyway) which included blaming the offended makes me highly doubt their claims…

— Summer Laverdure (@SummerLaverdure) September 2, 2018

Furry.

I can see why this was done. Though the tattoo was a pretty good way to tell other players to 'not work with me at all and please kill me on sight'

— Dr. von Derpenstein (@vonDerpen) August 31, 2018

Tranny.

Good.

— Lynnea Glasser (@lynneaglasser) August 31, 2018

Woman.

Wow everyone check out this snowflake having a meltdown that Devolver took politics out of a video game

— cloaca dentata 🌹 BAN THE DAMN NAZIS, @JACK (@pebblepossum) September 2, 2018

Communist furry tranny.

It’s about time that companies who care about making money stop catering to this tiny minority of vocal nutjobs. Metokur made exactly this point last week.

Look at any thread whining about some SJW bullshit in video games, and it’s all just furries.

Obviously, anything coming out of the mouth of a furry should be immediately ignored. And then they should be treated like the sick puppies that they are.

You can’t have human rights if you’re not human, right?

Bernie Sanders sold out all of his people by endorsing the Goldman Sachs whore.

The luckiest of his followers are the ones who didn’t get tattoos of his face.

The ones who got the small glasses-and-hair doodle – which was given out for free in Vermont – can probably get it covered up or removed.

But what about the people who got something bigger?

I mean, I guess the men can just get black bocks tattooed over them.

But the women…

I’ve said for a long time there needs to be a law where women should have to be 30 before they can get tattoos.

“Keep your laws off my body” doesn’t apply to Nazis. It’s only for baby-killing sluts.

Business Insider:

A German court found a politician guilty on Tuesday for sporting a tattoo bearing the tower and gates of Auschwitz Nazi concentration camp, according to German paper, Potsdamer Neueste Nachrichten.

Marcel Zech, 27, a member of the far-right National Democratic Party and a council member near Berlin, was given six months probation for the tattoo, which was discovered when he went to a public pool on November 21, 2015.

According to the Associated Press, prosecutors asked for an unsuspended 10-month sentence for Zech’s violation of Germany’s ban on the public display of Nazi symbols.

What we have learned from this event is that our bro Marcel Zech needs to hit the gym.

Tattoo shops across the world are offering free swastika tattoos, because, uh, they want to “reclaim” the symbol as an “ancient Buddhist and Hindu sign of peace.”

This seems like a really idiotic reason to give people free tattoos, and I am hopeful that there is a secret Nazi motive behind it.

The New York Post Reports:

More than 120 tattoo parlors around the world offered the free tattoos as part of the controversial campaign “Learn to Love the Swastika” this week, the Jewish Telegraphic Agency reports.

In Copenhagen, Meatshop tattoo parlor artistic designer Peter Madsen says he had to turn away dozens of people  queued up to get a free swastika tattoo.

“We had to stop taking in people after the 54th client,” Madsen said. Every person who received the tattoo first had to sign a form stating that the tattoo was not for neo-Nazi reasons, he said.

The campaign aims “to reclaim this symbol, which the Nazis abused, and restore it to its original meaning in India, where it has served for thousands of years as a sign of peace and goodness,” he said.