Naphtael Jean Charles.

“Thee 5’3 Stallion,” possibly an aspiring rapper of the female sort, admitted on September 30th to hitting a “white boy” with her car and driving off in Tallahassee, Florida.

The negress locked down her Twitter account after 4chan lads found out about it earlier this week and demanded answers, but an archive of the offending twitter thread is here.

People are reporting the incident to the Online Reporting Service of the Tallahassee Police Department. The tweet is a confession to a hit-and-run.

Assuming the story is true – and the fact that she deleted her Twitter, along with the blacks’ general inability to invent complex stories (see failure examples: Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison, any of the comic books by Ta-Nahesi Coates), implies that it most likely is – there is probably a boy who complained about the incident, presumably after having gone to the hospital, the way she tells it.

So it’s likely she may end up facing charges.

Jessie Daquan Price-Brown, left, and his “husband” Terrelle Lamar Price-Brown.

This is more like a homocide, amirite? :DDD

… Seriously though, I hate being reminded that these people exist.

My Christmas is ruined.

I just want everyone and everything involved with this story – including the gloves the coroner used to inspect the dead faggot’s GRIDs-riddled body – to be tossed into an active volcano and never brought up again.

WTXL:

A grand jury has indicted a married couple arrested for the murder of a Tallahassee man.

Grand jurors returned indictments against Jessie Daquan Price-Brown, 24, and Terrelle Lamar Price-Brown, 25, for murder-first degree and accessory after the fact for the death of Derek Parks.

The court document, filed Dec. 20, 2018, said that on or about July 17, 2018, the couple killed Parks.

The suspects are being held in the Leon County Detention Center, where they were booked after they were returned from a jail in Fairfax, Virginia.

Earlier update:

A married couple arrested for the murder of a Tallahassee man met the victim through a dating app, court documents reveal.

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The couple’s relationship includes soliciting other sexual partners through applications such as Grindr, according to a probable cause document.

Derek Parks.

Destiny Green.

The Race War section isn’t just about murders and rapes, you know.

It’s also about those times when a white person gets into a car with a black driver, the doors lock shut, the negro yells “YO MINE NOW BITCH” and the white person is forced to jump from the moving vehicle like an 80s action hero.

WFLA:

A 19-year-old St. Petersburg woman says she was forced to jump from a moving car when her Uber driver refused to let her out.

The driver, 30-year-old Destiny Green, is now facing felony kidnapping and false imprisonment charges, according to Tallahassee police.

Brooke Adkins goes to college in Tallahassee and called the frightening encounter the first time she’s ever feared for her life.

“I went into survival mode so quick,” she explained.

Adkins says she hopped into an Uber during the early hours of Wednesday morning after a night out with friends, only to find the driver wouldn’t let her out.

“I was far,” Adkins recounted. “I got 25-30 minutes away and I was like, ‘where are you taking me?'”

Adkins told police that Green said she was taking her to the hospital.

Drunk, but still aware that something wasn’t right, Adkins asked to get out. The driver reportedly refused, repeatedly, so Adkins discreetly dialed 911.

“I’m just like, ‘I am getting out now,'” she said, rolling down the window and jumping out as the car approached a red light.

Police found Adkins scraped up in a Walgreens parking lot and arrested Green a few hours later.

Brooke Adkins.