TWEETS TWEETS TWEETS.

Changed the name from “Kookspiracy Round-Up,” because I think the kookspiracy is actually completely over.

Like, it’s done.

Just in time for Trump to meet Putin this week.

I just don’t see how after this last week they can keep going with this “collusion” story. I think they will still talk about Trump being friends with Russia and so on.

Today’s shows were about the President’s tweets. It’s all about the tweets.

That was the entire theme.

And the media tattling to politicians about how Trump has hurt their feelings.

Trump’s CNN WWE tweet – THE TWEET TO END ALL TWEETS – was posted right in the middle of the shows, so some of them responded to that, with their narrative claiming that “Trump is encouraging violence against the media.”

Of course, they couldn’t make it 100% tweets, so they added some boring nonsense about Obamacare.

I have to tell you – with no more Russian conspiracy, things could potentially get pretty boring on the Sunday news show racket.

This Obamacare talk is the most boring shit I’ve ever heard.

It’s like:

Host: So, you’re going to do it now or do it later?

Guest: You know, to just be perfectly frank with you, we might do it now, we might do it later. Hm.

Host: So are you going to repeal and replace, or repeal then replace?

Guest: You know, we might repeal and replace, we might repeal then replace, to be perfectly honest.

Host: Do you think it’s good if millions of people die in the streets because they have no healthcare?

Guest: You know, no, I don’t think that’s very good.

Host: Me also.

Guest: We just want to have a good Democracy.

Honestly, I think part of Trump’s strategy with these tweets – other than just giving us what we want – is to give the media something sexy to talk about while the Russia story is being pushed out of people’s minds forever.

I mean, Trump is literally sitting down with Putin this week, and that was not mentioned (except to Joe Manchin, who supported the meeting). That would have been more interesting than the Obamacare blather, but I think they’re at a point where they are afraid to even mention the word “Russia,” just because of how badly they’ve been buried.

Remember you can watch these on high speed and save time.

This Week

Chompin John Kasich, R-Ohio

John Kasich is a piece of shit.

Just resign, John.

You’ll have plenty of time to eat.

White House Homeland Security Adviser Thomas Bossert

It’s not a gif, Martha.

It’s also most definitely not a threat.

Nor do you actually believe that or believe that anyone else would believe that if you didn’t tell them so.

These people are like mocking themselves. It’s incredible. Calling that meme a “threat.”

Next they’re going to say “the Holocaust began with Hitler tweeting out jokes like this.”

These people just make things up.

Just watch how Martha is trying her best not to be hostile.

Panel Discussion on WWE Tweet

Some wacky spic female flips her lid about the First Amendment and free speech. By CNN.

It was dropped during the show lol.

At least we know they’re live.

Meet the Press

Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price

Timestamped after Obamacare. That part is boring. In any context, that is boring.

Then Chuck goes crazy, crazy on Tom.

Over the tweets.

These tweets, man, these tweets! It’s all about the tweets!

Chuck also had Sen. Tom Carper, D-Del. and Bill Cassidy, R-La. The clips aren’t on YouTube, presumably because no one even knows who these people are.

But it’s a shame. Who knows what kinds of deep and insightful commentary we could have gotten about how twitter jokes are a form of violence.

Face the Nation

Dickerson only had one guest?

This is what happens when John McCain goes senile. People don’t have anyone to interview on Sundays.

I think they should just keep interviewing him.

Sen. Mike Lee, R-Utah.

This is just Obamacare.

Just a wee little bit at the end there on the real issue at hand: tweets.

State of the Union

Sassy Ben Sasse, R-Neb.

How friendly the Jew Jake is with him is all you need to know about this guy. He was #NeverTrump.

I’ve timestamped it at 8:20 – that did that much Obamacare. Jew Jake of course supports the Obamacare swindle, but just nods along with him in order to appear impartial, setting up the second half.

Second half he shills against Trump’s “concerning” tweets.

Dirty rat.

The kikes are planning to try and run him against Trump as a challenger for the GOP nomination in 2020. Jew Jake even put it on a chryon.

He exits telling Jew Jake: “blow some stuff up with your kids tonight.”

Dirty terrorist Jews and their terror babies smdh.

Jewish Bernie Sanders, I-Vt.

Where’s the beef, Bernie?

He comes on by praising Sasse also. Jews sure do like him.

Then he claims six million Jews will die if Obamacare is repealed.

Then Jewish Bernie claimed the FBI investigation into him is part of a Trump conspiracy.

smdh.

Trump actually defended Jewish Bernie against the attacks by crooked Hillary, and this is the thanks he gets – accusations of a conspiracy.

Why would Trump conspire to have Jewish Bernie investigated by the FBI? It doesn’t even make sense.

He’s obviously lying.

Fox News Sunday

Sen. Rand “I Herped So Hard I Think I Might Have Derped” Paul, R-Ky.

REPEAL THE REGULATIONS

REPEAL THE ENTITLEMENTS

THEIR LOADING THIS BILL LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE

THIS IS A REPUBLIC

AUDIT THE FED

GOLD STANDARD

PRIVATE ROADS

Sen Joe Manchin, D-W.Va.

What a boring son of a bitch this guy is.

He should have played a guitar or something. Give his Obamacare argument in the form of a song. Possibly a rap.

This is the only time Trump’s upcoming meeting with Putin was mentioned on any of the shows that I saw. And Manchin supports it!

Marc Short, White House Director of Legislative Affairs

More Obamacare.

The Future of Sunday Shows?

I’ll tell you what, if this is the future of Sunday shows, I’m not doing these round-ups anymore.

They are very time-consuming, when I could be doing something else more interesting.

I generally enjoy everything I do here on the site but I didn’t at all enjoy listening to this Obamacare nonsense between the tweet scandal bits.

Well, I’m a day late on this, and several dollars short.

I’m not going to give any detailed summaries.

But I want to collect them all for you, as these Sunday shows certainly set the tone of the week.

The highlight was Trump’s Jew lawyer (who is a Christian convert, in fact – not that it changes his genes, but it does make him a peculiar Jew) on multiple shows saying Trump isn’t under investigation and the Twitter comment about Rod Rosenstein investigating him just referred generally to his witch hunt into “collusion.”

I am being investigated for firing the FBI Director by the man who told me to fire the FBI Director! Witch Hunt

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 16, 2017

Because even if Trump isn’t technically personally under investigation, the investigation applies to him, as the whole concept of it is that he or people around him “colluded” with Russia to do Wikileaks.

Nothing particularly explosive in any of these interviews. The people who are interviewed more than once, as always, say the same things on all the shows. I don’t know what the point of this is. It’s not the 1990s. We’re all watching what we want to watch.

Rubio pushes this middle of the road thing.

Schiff pushes the typical crazy.

Sanders tries to explain why he inspired an assassin.

Gingrich shills for Trump, but not as hard as he should. He did shill against Mueller, saying he’s setting up a witch hunt crucifixion team. No one else says that. Gotta give it to Newt, he does shill the hardest. He basically says Mueller is setting up a criminal gang.

No one – none of them – question the original assumption that Russia did Wikileaks or ask for any evidence to be presented.

This is so insane to me. Trump has called Comey a liar, Sessions, under oath, has effectively said he lied. Why do we believe that the other 16 intelligence agencies wouldn’t lie?

Trump has 50% approval rating. He could at least send Gingrich out there to say “where is the proof Russia did Wikileaks?” He said “show the evidence” – which no one else will say – but the real evidence that needs to be shown is of the original accusation which is technically against Russia but is against Trump by proxy.

I mean, even if Trump didn’t “collude” – which basically everyone seems to agree on, though I think Mueller is going to fake an impeachment case based on already falsified documents by intelligence agencies, as we already know Comey faked memos – if Putin did something to make him President, that will forever hang over him.

JUST ASK FOR PROOF RUSSIA DID WIKILEAKS!

Remember – you can watch these on high speed. You can hear twice as fast as people talk.

This Week

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich

Jew Rep. Adam Schiff, D-Calif.

Douglas Lute, former U.S. ambassador to NATO.

Meet the Press

Sen. Marco Rubio, R-Fla.

Sen. Angus King, I-Maine

Jay Sekulow, Trump’s Jew Lawyer

Face the Nation

Jew Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt

Sen. Marco Rubio, R-Fla.

Jay Sekulow, Trump’s Jew Lawyer

State of the Union

Jew Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt

Sen. Marco Rubio, R-Fla.

Jay Sekulow, Trump’s Jew Lawyer

Fox News Sunday

Sen. Amy Klobuchar, D-Minn.

Rep. Rodney Davis, R-Ill.

Jay Sekulow, Trump’s Jew Lawyer

Overall

Just more of the same babbling nonsense.

This is all now just about drawing this out as long as possible.

And the Republicans are playing ball with it. If they didn’t want to play ball, they would demand documentary evidence that Russia did Wikileaks be presented to the American people.

Responses to the Comeycaust!

Also of discussion was Trump calling Comey an illegal coward this morning.

I believe the James Comey leaks will be far more prevalent than anyone ever thought possible. Totally illegal? Very 'cowardly!'

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 11, 2017

John McCain isn’t around though – I wonder why????

Meet the Press is out too – because of tennis!

REMEMBER: You can watch these on high speed.

People talk slower than you can listen.

This Week

Former New York U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara

“Definitely obstruction to say ‘I hope you do something.'”

Rating: Not worth watching, unless you don’t understand the Democrat argument here. He lays that all out in detail. They just say “nothing is real, strawberry fields” though. Not a complicated argument.

Trump Jew Laywer Jay Sekulow

This Jew gave the biggest bombs of the kookspiracy Sunday.

The take away here is the best takeaway of the day: Trump won’t rule out shutting down the Mueller investigation using executive authority.

The other bomb: the specific charge they’re looking for perjury on is that Comey said he didn’t receive notice that Sessions was going to recuse, but it is a matter of record that he did receive that. All it takes is one lie. Perjury is a very big deal.

Trump needs to watch it with these Jew lawyers. They do know this legalism stuff though. Gotta give them that. This one’s a Christian covert, at least.

Rating: I’d watch it.

Senate Judiciary Committee Member Sen. Mike Lee, R-Utah

Mike Lee is a cuck and a coward. This is the same shitbag who led the charge to throw the election for Hillary after #Pussygate.

He is taking a non-insane line here, not attacking Comey or openly calling him a liar but saying he doesn’t believe what he said is really very true and that his leaking was outrageous.

But then he says “we all agree of course that it was the Russians (because of CrowdStrike).” This “we’re the real anti-Russians” is like some “Dems r real racists” type bullshit.

Rating: It’s the cuckservative line.

Senate Intelligence Committee Member Sen. Joe Manchin, D-W.V

This Democrat says it’s all real, and Comey is an American hero.

But he said there is no evidence of collusion.

Bringing into question why this investigation is still happening, if not even Democrats believe it is real.

Face the Nation

Little Lindsey Graham, R-S.C.

Little Lindsey continued to push the psycho kookspiracy.

This little faggot should be forced to testify under oath that it’s a fact the Russians hacked Podesta’s email. Because I think this is going to come out as objectively false.

He says it doesn’t matter if the Russians hacked the election to support Trump, that has nothing to do with Trump, which is obviously just fucking insane.

If the Russians hacked the election for Trump, then in the minds of everyone, Trump is implicated as a Russian agent, whether he is or isn’t one.

He’s shilling yet another sanctions bill against Russia over this shit.

“Anyone who doesn’t want to punish the Russians is betraying democracy.”

You know, I wouldn’t care if Russia did something to get Trump elected, because I like Russia and I like Trump and I like Julian Assange and I don’t give a fuck about “Democracy.” BUT I could understand a movement to sanction Russia for doing it if it could be proven. But not a single one of these people is attempting to prove it. They are declaring it as a fact, based on CrowdStrike’s word about hoofprints and hornprints – and CrowdStrike itself later came out and said they weren’t sure.

He also whined about Trump’s tweets, little beta bitch.

Lindsey Graham is an evil faggot.

Rating: Very worthwhile. Get ready to rage.

Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y.

Wow. He said “I hope…” is probably not obstruction. Or that he didn’t know.

He said very little of value.

He wants the Sessions hearing public. Not sure why. I also want that.

He also said maybe Loretta Lynch should be called to testify!

Not sure why he’s unaggressive here.

Rating: Always recommend to know what this kike is saying.

James Lankford, R-Okla.

This is another cuck.

Rating: Boring.

State of the Union

Jake Tapper was sick, so they brought in a retired Ukrainian hooker to host the show.

More like “State of the Meh a Bit Old But I’d Hit It,” amirite?

Kudos, CNN.

Regrettably, the regular legshots of the hooker’s legs do not even come close to evening out the disgust at looking at these two greasy grannies.

In all seriousness though, note the legshots in the Feinstein interview. They don’t zoom out and show Jake Tapper’s legs during interviews. This is a consciously used technique to disarm the male viewer of these shows.

Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif.

She’s also all excited about the Sessions hearing.

I don’t get this. What you’re going to have is him confirming Trump’s story. But they are planning to try and kike him, of course, based on his Southern Christian “but why would someone ever do something dishonestly?” disposition that Jews find so easy to exploit. I wrote about that earlier today.

She’s claiming obstruction over “I hope.” Pushing it a lot harder than her kinsman Schumer.

Honestly, I don’t know how anyone can watch these Jews and not just think “wow, it looks like these people are purposefully trying to destroy America. Hm. Wonder what that’s about.”

She did have to not shill for the niggerbitch Lynch, and said she would also feel queasy in her company. So, I guess: confirmed Jews hate niggers and only promote them to destroy white nations.

Rating: Always watch this bitch.

Sen. Susan Collins, R-Maine

This old bitch is nearly going full McCain. She isn’t as nasty as most of these women though. Gotta give her that.

She’s a Republican, but you can’t hardly tell. She’s basically at the same place as Schumer on all this.

She was asked by the hooker if Trump’s interview with Mueller would be made public. Which is a weird question.

She didn’t say obstruction, but went on about what the meaning of “I hope” might be. Which is cartoonish.

Rating: I wouldn’t watch it, unless you’re really into the hooker host.

Rep. Luis Gutierrez, D-Ill.

This spic is in a white suit arguing with a large Trump surrogate.

It’s funny.

Rating: Funny.

Fox News Sunday

Sen. Jack Reed, D-R.I.

Nothing interesting here.

Why not bring some drama, Chris?

Is the right-wing side of the Jew agenda to bore us to death?

One thing he did say was that Flynn is the key focus of the investigation. Which is why I have said repeatedly that the stupidest thing Trump did was fire him. I think Bannon made that mistake, honestly. That created smoke which shouldn’t have existed, because Comey said this week that it was not at all abnormal for an incoming national security advisor to call a foreign embassy, and that he has no reason to believe anything inappropriate took place during the conversation they had.

Rating: This guy looks like a Jim Henson puppet. Labyrinth or Dark Crystal – even Yoda. For that reason, I recommend watching as much of him as you can, because when you are consciously aware of him as a Jim Henson puppet, it’s funny.

Republican National Committee Chairwoman Ronna Romney McDaniel

This screenshot sums up this interview:

Rating: It’s just the Trump line that we all already know. Not worth watching unless you aren’t up to speed on that line, in which case watch it, she goes through the whole thing.

Chris Wallace is not a good interviewer.

Why has Fox not hired Alex Jones yet?

Alex Jones can do four hours of television, plus record YouTube from home. He’s the only other person in media who works almost as much as me.

It’s Sunday again and it’s time for a round-up of the Sunday Kookspiracy Show!

Some semi-interesting stuff. Always remember you can watch these at high speed. Or you can just read my bullet points. We’re trying the bullet points this week for this now official Sunday afternoon round-up of Sunday morning Russian conspiracy interviews.

State of the Union

Little Lindsey

Dana Bash took on little Lindsey, who is especially mad at Comey this Sunday.

• Good Trump giving arms to Saudi
• Bad trump cutting AIDS money to Africa and war money to Ukraine
• Kusher WaPo story sounds fake
• Comey acted on fake emails from Russians before, lots of stuff is fake (doesn’t say why he believes CNN and not WaPo)
• Wants to get information on Trump’s 08-09 business investments, thinks it could be Russian money (???)
• Comey took over the Clinton investigation based on fake emails on purpose (Comey really under bus now)
• Maybe the CNN report is fake tho?
• Wants to see CNN’s reported fake Comey email
• Bash keeps trying to return to Trump tax returns, Lindsey not that bothered, says it’s Muller’s job
• Trump should continue to believe in global warming hoax

Rahm Emmanuel

Israeli Jew Emanuel also went on. This isn’t related to the Russian conspiracy. He is just saying he wants more illegal Mexicans in Chicago and doesn’t care that blacks are killing each other.

The only national political question he answered was about Hillary 2020, which he sort of seemed to endorse.

Cory Booker

Gonna be seeing more of this guy. He’s in Poland now. For… whatever reason.

• Mad about global warming
• Trump cozy with authoritarians
• Maybe Kush should have security clearance revoked
• Can’t save Obamacare because right-wing conspiracy
• Not rushing to impeachment with Hillary
• We have to stop Russian cyber attacks
• We have to hunt down Americans working for Russia

Kushner Panel

Goofy panel on the alleged Kushner back channel conspiracy. Rick “The Mad House” Sanitarium defended the Jew plot.

Meet the Press

John Kelly

Kelly shilled for Kushner. No bombshells.

• Jared is a great Jew
• No issue with back channel
• Communications are always good
• Doesn’t know Jared’s clearance level (no one does)
• Leaking UK classified information is treason or close to it (closest statement to a bombshell)

James Clapper

Clapper back to Clap the Press. No bombshells, just same-same.

• Leaks bad, dunno if they’re treason
• Leaks damage Israel
• Concerned about Kusher’s relationship with Russia
• Kushner may have more info
• Kisliac is a “KGB” (Chuck Todd’s term) agent
• Russian trolls spreading disinfo on social media is traditional Russian method
• Russians are not friendly
• Sanctions might not be enough for Russia – only a first step (doesn’t mention second step)

Bob Corker

Just came on and shilled for Kushner.

• Kushner is an honest Jew
• He’s an open Jew
• Chuck Todd is troubled af – why u not troubled?
• Gotta double-down on Russian sanctions because they hacked our election
• Should let Tillerson handle BDSM-like punishment of Russia
• We have to change situation in Syria (apparently pro-regime change)
• Doesn’t know what Chuck Todd’s agenda is
• Tax reform ftw

Face the Nation

James Mattis

Dickerson’s show this week was mostly an interview with Mattis.

Nothing really new or interesting here. Nothing kookspiracy related. He didn’t even talk about Russia in Syria.

• Gonna go get ISIS (literal “get er dun”)
• North Korea could be a big terrible problem
• Blah blah blah

This Week

John Kelly

Same-same, just with more aggressive weirdo Raddatz. All communication is good communication, Kush dindu nuffin. He also said there’s no way to stop terrorist attacks like Manchester, lol.

Adam Schiff

Jew Schiff was less aggressive this week than I expected him to be, but just repeated all the same stuff he’s been saying this whole time (except during the five week period of silence after 4/6). He went surprisingly easy on his racial kinsman Kushner (and his racial kinsman Rosenstein).

• Concerned about Kushner backchannel – big if true (says he doesn’t know the reports are true)
• Russians helping Trump, hurting Clinton – they did that, it’s real, we know for sure
• Everyone working for Trump has no credibility
• Kushner may have been planning to change Russian policy as a thank you for election conspiracy
• Russians are always trying to trick you
• But why would Kushner backchannel be a Russian ruse?
• Maybe Kush should have his security clearance pulled
• Leaks are an issue
• What did the Russians do and how did they do it and who was involved (he doesn’t know any of these things, by his own admission)
• He is involved in a double-teaming of Trump with Muller he is excited about
• He is basically totally running the committee now and Nunes should have no power

Fox News Sunday

John Kelly

He’s on all these shows because of Manchester. He said the same thing for the third time here.

That’s It

Hope you enjoyed today’s Kookspiracy.

Takeaway is: even Schiff doesn’t think the Kush backchannel is a big issue.

Meaning Trump should use it.

He should fire Kushner.

This is way, way, way worse than what Flynn did.

And I am 100% certain Kush is in communication with all of the conspirators trying to undermine Trump.

He can open an investigation into Kush over this attempt to establish a backchannel, then reveal all Kush’s connections to the conspiracy and walk away clean as daisies.

That said, he probably won’t do that.

He will probably just sit around and wait to be impeached.

So now the question is: can Hillary beat Pence in 2020?