You people are such fucking losers, sucking on ding-dongs. There’s video of you sucking on ding-dongs, and you’re not even proud of it. If you suck on ding-dongs and you like men instead of women, you should be proud of it.

You can suck a golfball through a garden hose, give me a break.

You sonovabitches are walking into offices, getting offered sausages, then you see some guy has something on his shirt, you sonovabitch. Give me a break.

If I liked men, they’d be lining up for me, but I like women you sonovabitch, I’ve been in bed with hundreds. And you want to play these games with me? You sit there and you play these games? Give me a break. I’m sick of it.