Many may not be old enough to remember Steven Seagal, but he was the greatest actor of a generation, starring in all of the best films.

Even when he was marked for death…

He was hard to kill.

Now, he’s taking the fight to Russian polluters.

The Guardian:

The Hollywood actor Steven Seagal, a long-time admirer of Russian president Vladimir Putin, has joined a pro-Kremlin party, the party said on Sunday.

Seagal received a membership card of an alliance named A Just Russia – Patriots – For Truth on Saturday, a video released by the party showed. It was formed earlier this year, when three leftist parties, all of which support Putin, merged.

Seagal, a Russian citizen since 2016, proposed a crackdown on businesses that damage the environment.

“Without being able to arrest people, when we just fine them, they are probably making more money off the production of the things that are defiling the environment,” he said in his welcome speech.

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In 2018, Russia tasked Seagal with improving humanitarian ties with the US at a time of deteriorating relations between the two countries.

Seagal visited Venezuela as a Russian representative earlier in May and presented a samurai sword to Venezuela’s president Nicolás Maduro.

Many may wonder, what punishment he wants for the polluters who escape arrest.

Well, probably – he’ll just hand them himself.

Steven Seagal is showing off his new army to the world in the Red Square as we speak.

To those who don’t know, Steven Seagal moved to Russia and got his citizenship in 2016. He was named “Supreme General-Admiral Doctor Professor Commander of the Armed Forces (MD)” two years later.

This is his first year inspecting the troops since the Cossacks made him Grand Poobah.

He is the first openly overweight Jew to ever be initiated into the Cossack ranks – a historic accomplishment to be sure.

Steven Seagal began the day’s celebrations with the traditional address to the troops. This year he focused on explaining how he single-handedly defeated Hitler in 1945 with his judicious use of Aikido and Jewish mind-control techniques, which are similar to the ones that Steve Bannon teaches his Judeo Knights at the academy.

Afterward, he showed off his latest military hardware. 

He promised to use his new weapons to crush any resistance to him and his regime.

After inspecting the army, he addressed the Russian people directly:

People of Russia, this is I, Steven Seagal, your leader.

I thank you for making me the commander of the army.

It has been a year of many firsts. Many new reforms were put into place since I took charge. Combat efficiency has been increased by 200% ever since the introduction of the combat Jew-Jitsu program. I have personally trained thousands of soldiers.

There will be no resistance to me and my new army.

All that is left to do is to surrender and die.

Objectively speaking, it was literally the best speech I’ve ever heard in my life.

I think that everyone in the world finally understands that Russia means business now and is about to go to town on the world. Ever since Seagal replaced Putin, Russia has become far more belligerent and far more based.

Giving the man citizenship and then the generalship of the army was the greatest decision the Russians ever made.

I like him way better than Shoigu – whose job Steven Seagal made obsolete.

Shoigu didn’t inspire fear in his enemies.

This is why NATO thought that they could stomp all over Russia.

Seagal, on the other hand, doesn’t mess around.

To Russia’s credit, I always knew that they’d be the first to make Steven Seagal their Supreme Leader.

I personally would have picked Mel Gibson. But I’ll take Seagal any day.

Okay, so the US-Russia relationship isn’t doing too well, in spite of Trump’s best efforts. We all know the reason for that.

Jews.

So it’s quite reassuring that Putin, when choosing a man to give critical help in mending our national relationship, didn’t pick some random diplomat, but instead someone who is better known for his ability and inclination to engage in acts of extreme violence.

This is exactly the right approach when dealing with anti-Russian kikes.

And thus Putin, in his wisdom, is unleashing Steven Seagal on America’s Russia-hating population – may God have mercy on their souls.

Newsweek:

Russia’s Foreign Ministry has made U.S. actor Steven Seagal its special representative for Russian-U.S. humanitarian ties. The role is meant to deepen cultural, art, and youth ties between the two countries.

Russian president Vladimir Putin gave Seagal, 66, a Russian passport in 2016. Putin said he hoped his appointment as a special representative would serve as a symbol of improving ties between Moscow and Washington, Reuters reported on Saturday.

Well, that’s obviously the cover story.

Americans already like Russia, being the only other strong, conservative, White and Christian nation in the world.

The real purpose of Russia’s envoy is obviously to deal with the real obstacle to normalizing US-Russia ties.

The Jews know – shut them down!

Since 2016, relations between U.S. and Russia have chilled, with U.S. intelligence agencies accusing Moscow of interfering with the 2016 election.

The Russian Foreign Ministry compared Seagal’s new role to a U.N. goodwill ambassador. In a statement released on their official Facebook page on Saturday, the Ministry said the position was “socio-political” and the actor would receive no monetary reward. Seagal sometimes appears on Russian state TV to discuss his career and his views.

Seagal engaging in “socio-political” activism.

“It’s a case of people’s diplomacy intersecting with traditional diplomacy,” the ministry is reported saying by Reuters.

Russian television station RT, which is backed by the country’s government, reported Seagal as saying, “I’ve always had a very strong desire to do all I can to help improve Russian-American relations. I have worked tirelessly in this direction for many years unofficially and I am now very grateful for the opportunity to do the same thing officially.”

Seagal and Putin are close friends, according to CNN. Seagal attended Putin’s swearing-in ceremony in May where he was sworn is as President for another six years.

Dis nigga been wagin a ninja-type campaign against Jews for “many years” unofficially.

The Jew’s assassins have so far been unable to stop him.

Hardcore af.

We can only hope that Steven Seagal’s state-sanctioned campaign of terror against the enemies of America ends in success soon, as it might be the only thing standing in the way of all out war against Russia.

God speed, Mr. Seagal.

How could such a disgusting, fat Jew be an action movie star?

The Hollywood thot assault is still going full-speed.

The latest casualty? Morbidly obese Jew Steven Seagal.

Seeing this particular Jew suffer will be particularly satisfying, considering that he’s hoaxer and compulsive liar even by Jew standards.

You wouldn’t believe the over-the-top nonsense he’s been spouting all these years.

I can’t explain why, exactly, but I’ve always had a special hatred for people who pretend to know martial arts and put on a fake “tough guy” persona even though they have nothing to back that up.

The fact that he’s a Jew only compounds that.

Huffington Post:

Actress Julianna Margulies has added her own frightening experiences with Harvey Weinstein and Steven Seagal to the cascade of allegations of sexual harassment and assault in the entertainment world.

In a Friday interview on SiriusXM’s “Just Jenny,” the “Good Wife” star talked about two troubling encounters with Seagal and Weinstein earlier in her career.

When she was 23, Margulies said, a female casting director sent her to Seagal’s apartment at 10 p.m. to read a scene. The casting director pushed past the actress’s objections by offering to reimburse the cab fare and promising that she would be present as well. But when Margulies arrived later that night, she said she found herself alone with the action movie star.

(((Julianna Margulies))).

“She set me up,” Margulies said of the woman who arranged the audition.

The encounter with Seagal quickly turned threatening, the actress recalled. “He made sure that I saw his gun, which I’d never seen a gun in real life,” Margulies said. “I got out of there unscathed. … I don’t know how I got out of that hotel room. … I sort of squirmed my way out.”

She said Seagal tried to turn the supposed audition into a sexual encounter with a tactic also allegedly practiced by Weinstein. “It always starts with ‘I’m a healer, I wanna massage you,’” she said.

Wow, it’s baffling how all these Jews are slimy in exactly the same way. You’d think Seagal, who used to be relatively good-looking (for a Jew) and also a big-name action movie star, wouldn’t have to use these dumb stratagems to get laid.

But Jews have no game. Only tricks.

So we’re going to keep hearing more and more stories about slimy kikes coming on to women in perverse ways – it’s just what they do.