Oh, come on.

We’re doing this again?

Call Tucker Carlson and tell him to drop everything.

This is the most important news story in the universe.

RT:

A group of fishermen have discovered the wreckage of a possible “spy balloon” off the coast of Alaska and it has become the subject of an FBI investigation, CNN reported on Friday. The shooting down last year of an alleged Chinese spy balloon by the US triggered a major diplomatic incident between Washington and Beijing.

The fishermen brought the suspicious debris onto their boat and will hand it over to FBI agents when they return to port this weekend, the network reported, citing anonymous “sources familiar with the matter.”

Based on photographs shared with them by the crew, FBI agents determined that it was “similar enough in appearance to a foreign-government owned surveillance balloon that it warranted further investigation,” CNN stated.

In a statement released on Friday night, the FBI said that it was “aware of debris found off the coast of Alaska by a commercial fishing vessel. We will work with our partners to assist with the logistics of the debris recovery.”

China has hundreds of spy satellites that can read the expression on a person’s face.

They are not using “spy balloons.”

This narrative is nonsensical, and anyone promoting it is lying on purpose, or, like Tucker Carlson, is borderline Down Syndrome retarded.

Listen, there is no possible way this was a “spy balloon.” This is the current year. 2023. Not 1723. Powerful countries use satellites to spy on other countries. China has over 300 satellites with military application, i.e., the ability to read a license plate or the smile on your face from outer space.

So what would be the point of a “spy balloon,” given that it would actually be much less effective than a satellite?

No one is using “spy balloons.” This is just not even real. When have you heard about “spy balloons,” ever? Didn’t that seem strange?

There is also no possible way that if it was a “spy balloon,” it couldn’t send data back to China from America… unless it used satellites.

Reuters:

A Chinese balloon that flew across the United States was able to gather intelligence from several U.S. military sites and transmit it back to Beijing in real time, despite the Biden administration’s efforts to prevent it from doing so, NBC News reported on Monday.

The high-altitude balloon, controlled by Beijing, was able to make multiple passes over some of the sites before it was shot down on Feb. 4, at times flying in a figure-eight formation, NBC said, citing two current senior U.S. officials and one former senior administration official.

The three officials said it could transmit the information it collected back to Beijing in real time, NBC reported.

“The intelligence China collected was mostly from electronic signals, which can be picked up from weapons systems or include communications from base personnel, rather than images,” NBC cited the officials as saying.

Oh now see, they switched up the narrative because I was out there talking about satellites. By the way, no one else was pointing that out. Just me and Colonel MacGregor.

But of course, it’s impossible to pick up electronic signals from that altitude, just as it is impossible to send data through the center of the earth.

U.S. officials were not immediately available for comment. The Chinese Foreign Ministry in Beijing and the Chinese Embassy in Washington did not immediately respond to Reuters’ request for comment.

At the time, U.S. officials played down the balloon’s impact on national security.

No, they did not. They were doing emergency press conferences and pounding the war drums. Antony Blinken – who by the way is Jewish – canceled a trip to China because he claimed they sent a war balloon.

This is just surreal.

It’s so dumb it makes you sick.

These media people and the Pentagon have ZERO proof it was a spy balloon.

The cherry on the cake is that they could have gotten proof (or not) by downing the balloon in a way that would allow them to examine it.

Instead, they purposefully destroyed the entire balloon with an extremely expensive missile.

It’s real funny that they made it impossible to disprove their “spy balloon” theory, huh?

Most people would take the purposeful destruction of the evidence as proof the US government is lying – that this is obvious war propaganda. But America is a nation of dim-witted morons. Just look at how fat everyone is. The gay retards will believe anything.

The US government is no longer even required to present a plausible hoax to start a war.

Just met with the PRC’s top diplomat, Wang Yi. I condemned the incursion of the PRC surveillance balloon and stressed it must never happen again. I warned China against providing materiel support to Russia. I also emphasized the importance of keeping open lines of communication.

— Secretary Antony Blinken (@SecBlinken) February 18, 2023

U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken told China’s top diplomat Wang Yi that the violation of American airspace by a Chinese balloon can never happen again. He also said Wang did not apologize for the incident during their meeting https://t.co/navdXzA6Wg pic.twitter.com/kmeOP9bEr2

— Reuters (@Reuters) February 19, 2023

Blinken is a serious sonovabitch known for being a hardcore bastard.

Guys in his band claim that when they were on the road with him he would get drunk and rape women. But it wouldn’t stop there: he would also rape men.

That’s the theme of his hit song “Lip Service”: anal rape.

He recently released the “Pentagon Remix” which features Lloyd Austin rapping over the classic beats. The remix appears on Spotify as “Lips to Ass Service ft. Big Dawg Lloyd.”

Towards the end of the track as reviewed by the Daily Stormer, Austin begins screaming, DMX style: “your gay ass belongs to me, faggot,” after which Blinken belts out: “we’re laying it down old school, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, oh yeah.”

Blinken is not the sort of man the small eyes want to push too far.

They might end up in a bad situation if they make him angry.

New York Post:

Secretary of State Antony Blinken said he warned his Chinese counterpart that the spy balloon that traveled across much of the United States earlier this month “can never happen again.”

The US’s top diplomat also alerted Wang Yi during the Saturday meeting that providing lethal assistance to Russia for its war on Ukraine would bring “serious consequences.”

“There was no apology,” Blinken told NBC News’ Chuck Todd in an interview on “Meet the Press” aired Sunday.

“But what I can also tell you is this was an opportunity to speak very clearly and very directly about the fact that China sent a surveillance balloon over our territory, violating our sovereignty, violating international law. And I told him quite simply that that was unacceptable and can never happen again.”

Blinken met with Wang Saturday night at the international security conference in Munich — their first face-to-face meeting since US fighter jets downed the balloon off the South Carolina coast Feb. 4.

At the same time, State Department spokesman Ned Price punctuated the meeting by releasing a statement saying that Beijing’s surveillance program “has been exposed to the world.”

Blinken told NBC that other countries have also been “on the receiving end of these surveillance balloons.”

The two met for about an hour at the annual security conference, a sit-down that came shortly after Wang accused the UN of being “hysterical” in shooting down the balloon, noting it was “absurd” that it violated international customs.

“There are so many balloons all over the world, so is the United States going to shoot all of them down?” Wang asked.

It’s a good question, but the answer seems to be “yes.”

Joe Biden has declared TOTAL WAR on weather balloons.

He is also becoming extremely skeptical of gyrocopters. Biden recently told reporters of gyrocopters: “we don’t know what they are or where they’re coming from, but they don’t belong up there.”

Secretary of State Antony Blinken confirms the Chinese spy balloon — which the Biden administration watched fly over the entire country before doing anything about it — was engaging in “active surveillance” over “very sensitive military sites.” pic.twitter.com/9pcOPxywEK

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) February 19, 2023

Secretary of State Antony Blinken says after the Chinese spy balloon, the U.S. “recalibrated our radars” and “as a result, we saw more things that we weren’t seeing in the past.” pic.twitter.com/zuUROT4PbM

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) February 19, 2023

“High-altitude balloons from the US have illegally flown over Chinese airspace at least 10 times without Chinese authorities’ approval since Jan 1 last year” FM spokesman Wang Wenbin said on Monday.#China #USA #UFO pic.twitter.com/uOrWpNsVro

— The Daily CPEC (@TheDailyCPEC) February 13, 2023

China has a whole lot more credibility than America.

We don’t really see the Chinese going out there and just lying.

Their own population seems to expect the government to tell the truth, given that it is not a democracy.

New York Post:

China said on Monday that U.S. high-altitude balloons had flown over its airspace without permission more than 10 times since the beginning of 2022, widening a diplomatic row after the U.S. military shot down what it says was a Chinese spy balloon.

“Since last year, the U.S.’s high-altitude balloons have undergone more than 10 illegal flights into Chinese airspace without the approval of the relevant Chinese departments,” Chinese foreign ministry spokesperson Wang Wenbin said at a regular briefing in Beijing in response to a question.

Interesting revelation from China’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs today.

▪️ US sent aircraft to China to scout 657 times in 2022
▪️ 64 times the aircraft scouted in South China Sea in Jan.
▪️ US’s balloon trespassed the sky over China 10 times

China didn’t shoot them down. pic.twitter.com/GjiWtCUoCZ

— Li Jingjing 李菁菁 (@Jingjing_Li) February 13, 2023

Wang did not specifically describe the balloons as military or for espionage purposes and did not provide further details.

Asked how China had responded to such incursions into its airspace, Wang said its responses had been “responsible and professional.”

The U.S. defense department did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

This is just self-evidently true.

Saying “oh well, they’re the bad guys so they’re evil so they just lie about everything” is childish and idiotic. The US says they lie all the time, but they can’t name a single specific lie that was ever exposed as a lie.

Meanwhile, the US was just exposed for bombing the Nord Stream. Their lies get exposed all the time. If China is just going out there lying constantly, you’d think at least one lie would have been exposed by now, no?

hard choices pic.twitter.com/r7kt7HmD6N

— Andrew Anglin (@WorldWarWang) February 13, 2023

Chinese are actually serious people.

They expose America for the joke that it is.

You don’t think that if China was inviting the poorest people in the world to come live on welfare in their country they would have people showing up?

“People want to come to America” does not mean America is a good country.

Absurd argument.

Poor people like free stuff. https://t.co/WF14e8WBnk

— Andrew Anglin (@WorldWarWang) February 14, 2023

China would not have shot down the balloons because they would know they were weather balloons – or at the very least, they would know that a country with a bunch of satellites doesn’t need to send “spy balloons” like it’s the 1860s.

The US entering into Chinese airspace with fighter jets is much more egregious, and China doesn’t ever respond to that.

So the grounds on which these people have to whine are minimal.

But they whine still.

China published the balloon fight … LMAO pic.twitter.com/nJjiproiJT

— Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) February 8, 2023

On Jan 28, 2023, HST, Subaru-Asahi Star Camera captured green laser lights in the cloudy sky over Maunakea, Hawai`i. The lights are thought to be from a remote-sensing altimeter satellite ICESAT-2/43613.
Watch the video:https://t.co/xqoJvSa24s#SubaruTelescope pic.twitter.com/5hhIsewuNp

— Subaru Telescope Eng (@SubaruTel_Eng) January 31, 2023

Don’t beam me, bro!

New York Post:

Experts believe that a Chinese satellite fired down green laser beams that were spotted over Hawaii last month, amid growing tensions between the US and China after several foreign objects — including a Chinese spy balloon — have breached US airspace.

Scientists at the National Astronomical Observatory of Japan (NAOJ) tweeted that the space agency’s Subaru-Asahi Star Camera on Mauna Kea “captured green laser lights in the cloudy sky over Maunakea, Hawai’i” on Jan. 28.

“The lights are thought to be from a remote-sensing altimeter satellite ICESAT-2/43613” — a NASA craft, the agency said.

Video of the strange phenomenon released by NAOJ shows numerous mysterious green beams eerily shooting successively across the night sky.

One week later on Feb. 6, NOAJ issued a correction on their video stating that the “most likely candidate” was the Chinese Daqi-1/AEMS satellite after the ICESat-2 team ran a simulation of satellite trajectories.

This is all so weird and stupid.

This balloon stuff is too goofy!

I can’t take it!

RT:

The US announced new sanctions against China on Friday, targeting six companies linked to Beijing’s suspected surveillance program. The move comes after a Chinese “spy balloon” was spotted and shot down in US airspace.

In a statement, the US Commerce Department said the entities were being blacklisted for supporting China’s “military modernization efforts, specifically those related to aerospace programs.” These included airships, balloons and related materials used by Beijing for intelligence and reconnaissance.

The new restrictions will make it harder for the sanctioned companies to obtain US technologies. The targeted entities include Beijing Nanjing Aerospace Technology and China Electronics Technology Group Corporation’s 48th Research Institute.

China’s “use of high-altitude balloons violates our sovereignty and threatens US national security,” Under Secretary of Commerce for Industry and Security Alan Estevez stated. He said the sanctions would make clear that entities seeking to undermine Washington’s national security “will be cut off from accessing US technologies.”

STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT BALLOON.

IT’S A HOAX.

PLEASE JUST STOP PLEASE

Spy Balloon. Spy. Balloon. Satellite? Nah. Drone? Nah. …Balloon? That’s the one… Seriously? pic.twitter.com/3eHMN94qm9

— R!ÐÐL3Z (@RiddlezF) February 3, 2023

The obvious question that even gay retards were asking when the media claimed that balloon was a “spy balloon” was: what can they see with that balloon that they can’t see with a modern satellite?

Fortunately, the experts have a stupid answer for the silly goyim.

New York Post:

Why would China use an old-fashioned balloon instead of a more sophisticated satellite to spy on a country in 2023?

That’s the question many are asking after a US jet shot down a massive Chinese spy craft on Saturday — after it had been sailing over sensitive military sites across America for several days.

Despite the balloon igniting a spying saga between Washington and Beijing, the use of the relatively rudimentary surveillance device isn’t new — or that unusual.

Oh really?

Old technology isn’t new?

You learn something new every day!

One of the main reasons a country would choose a high-altitude balloon over a satellite is cost, one expert told The Post on Monday.

“Balloons are a lot cheaper! And you don’t need a rocket to get them up there,” said Blake Herzinger, a former Navy intelligence officer and current nonresident fellow at the American Enterprise Institute.

Hahah!

The richest country in the world can’t afford spy satellites! They have to use balloons!

Of course, China already has dozens or hundreds of spy satellites in orbit, but… reasons!

“If a balloon gets popped, it’s less of a big deal than using anti-satellite weapons, which we typically frown upon.”

Spy balloons can also be harder to detect because they soar above the range of most planes.

Well, that’s obviously stupid. All modern satellites are equipped with cameras. That the Pentagon claimed is that the balloon was looking at the ground.

Frankly, most of that is already available on Google Maps, but China has quite definitely done their own imaging of the entire surface of the earth many times over with their satellites.

Anyone who believes these people is so stupid they are a threat to the society.

Some balloon surveillance devices can sail as high as 100,000 feet, which could render them untouchable to countries that may want to shoot them down.

…

“If that balloon had been at 80,000 feet, maybe an F-22 can’t reach it, as an example, and ground-based [surface-to-air missiles] couldn’t either,” he said.

“So you’re still in someone’s airspace, technically, you’re not in space, but you’re up pretty high.”

Yeah so a satellite would have been shot down by a space laser?

Shut up!

China already has spy satellites!

There is no explanation for this bullshit!

It was a weather balloon!

Period!

Stop trying to jerk me off, faggots!

Spy balloons also could be considered more useful than a satellite because the devices are more maneuverable and have greater ability to hover over a site or target.

“They offer flexibility of payload, maneuverability and loitering time on station, too — as the Chinese apparently showed off with theirs over the US,” Herzinger said.

How long do they need to hover to take a photo???

The government said that balloon was taking photos!

This is retarded!

Fatmericans are pathetic!