There’s nothing fun allowed anymore.

These people will just come for you, even if you’re just in some small town no one has ever heard of. They will come and take your fun away from you, out of pure spite and hatred.

International Business Times:

The German island of Borkum has long celebrated the Klaasohm festival, a tradition rooted in pagan customs. However, following allegations of assault and a revealing television exposé, the annual event—where men chased women with cow horns and administered spankings—has been cancelled.

The Borkum Lads Club, organisers of the festival since the 1830s, issued an apology for “historical actions of past years” and affirmed their commitment to eliminating “any form of violence against women,” according to DW.

During the Klaasohm festival, six unmarried men, all native to Borkum with at least one island-born parent, would don woollen costumes to embody the “Klaasohm” figure. Accompanied by a man dressed as a milkmaid, known as the Wiefke, they would pursue women through the town, striking their buttocks with bull horns. Villagers, referred to as “catchers,” assisted by restraining the women until the Klaasohms arrived to administer the beatings. Following this ordeal, the women were given gingerbread cakes.

This ritual dates back to the 17th and 18th centuries when fishermen, returning from prolonged voyages, would reassert their dominance over the island in a symbolic display of power. Despite its historical roots, the tradition has faced increasing criticism for its violent nature.

Public backlash intensified after a documentary by the ARD magazine “Panorama” unveiled aggressive assaults on women during the festival. Some women reported enduring beatings so severe that they suffered bruises lasting several days. One anonymous victim recounted, “I really cried and was angry at myself for going along with it.” Another woman described resisting three men attempting to drag her into a van, only to be labelled “mentally ill” for defending herself. These incidents were detailed in the documentary.

Everyone was having fun, until the Karens showed up

The exposé prompted officials from Lower Saxony to intervene. Christine Arbogast, a state secretary in the Ministry of Social Affairs, stated, “Anyone who wants to be spanked with a horn is allowed to do so, but those who don’t must be respected,” as cited in DW’s report.

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The festival will continue in a reimagined format that omits any form of violence. The shift marks a significant change in preserving cultural traditions while aligning with contemporary values of respect and safety. While some residents mourn the loss of a centuries-old tradition, others welcome the change as a step toward ensuring respect and dignity for all participants.

It doesn’t “preserve cultural traditions.” These people, who prattle on about “multiculturalism,” hate every cultural tradition that can’t be weaponized against their enemies.

There is no more culture left. It’s all just porno and comic book films.

Don’t worry though, your kid mutilating himself is still legal

I don’t have kids, but when I do, they’re gonna be raised properly – and that includes beating the shit out of them when they deserve it.

Metro:

Smacking children will soon become illegal in Wales, after ministers voted in favour of a new ban.

On Tuesday, Welsh Assembly Members voted 36 to 14 in the Senedd in favour of the Welsh Government bill.

Wales will now join 58 other nations, including Scotland, to end the physical punishment of children.

If any of those countries actually cared about children, there are many actual good things that they could do for them.

Like making sure they don’t become a stateless people when they grow up.

That’s a real problem, and one you could actually solve.

Opponents of the new law argue, which is set to come into effect from 2022, will criminalise parents and increase pressure on already-stretched social services.

But ministers have promised to deliver an extensive awareness campaign before the law is implemented.

The new legislation will remove the common law defence of reasonable punishment, which is currently available to parental figures if accused of assault or battery against a child.

It is the first divergence of core criminal law between Wales and England, where parents would still be able to legally physically punish a child as long as it is deemed ‘reasonable’.

Of course, we can’t have anything as reasonable as disciplining your kids, that’s just straight up fascism.

It literally caused six million kikes to be jerked off until they turned into detergent.

First Minister Mark Drakeford said ‘times had changed’ and that physically disciplining children was no longer a part of modern society.

He said: ‘I’m proud Wales has taken this step and once again put children’s rights at the heart of what we do here in Wales.

‘Protecting children and giving them the best start in life should always be our priority.

‘Times have changed and there is no place in a modern society for the physical punishment of children.

People are the same, no matter how the times change (I hate that expression, it means literally nothing).

When your kid does something he shouldn’t do, you smack him over the mouth, and when your kid does something he should do, you give him some kind of reward.

Kids are basically retarded and can’t understand anything, and so you need to reinforce discipline this way for their own good.

Nothing else really works, which is why this simplistic form of discipline exists uniformly across all races and subraces and cultures in the world.

But opponents of the law change said it would do nothing to help children at risk of being abused and would have a ‘negative impact’ on families.

Dr Ashley Frawley, a sociologist at Swansea University and spokeswoman for the Be Reasonable Wales campaign, said: ‘The smacking ban bill is simply bad policy.

‘It will result in highly negative intervention in good families, increased pressure on beleaguered social services departments and will do nothing to help children who are genuinely at risk of abuse.

‘The Government has chosen to ignore a plethora of concerns about this legislation. Sadly, it seems the negative impact of the smacking ban will only be realised when it has come into force.”

A letter from a group made up of individuals from the fields of sociology, criminology, child psychology and parenting had earlier urged AMs to oppose a change in the law, describing it as a ‘dangerous experiment’.

The one time “experts” get something right, it’s ignored…

That’s because what “experts” think doesn’t matter.

The only thing that matters is destroying Europeans, and a big step towards that is the government interfering with families, which has historically been catastrophic even when your society isn’t subverted by inbred desert rats.