spacex – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com Daily Stormer Historical Archive Fri, 17 Jan 2025 00:00:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.0.17 https://www.anglinarchive.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cropped-favicon-32x32.png spacex – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com 32 32 Space Fraud Musk’s Rocket Explodes While He’s Defending His Gamer Fraud https://www.anglinarchive.com/2025/01/17/space-fraud-musks-rocket-explodes-while-hes-defending-his-gamer-fraud/ Fri, 17 Jan 2025 00:00:00 +0000

Another SpaceX spaceship bites the dust.

Burning Teslas, burning Spaceships, burning Twitter…

Burning America.

Elon Musk is excellent at destroying things. pic.twitter.com/ct6xxBq1nE

— BladeoftheSun (@BladeoftheS) January 16, 2025

On Wednesday, Elon Musk was doing insane damage control after being exposed as a Fraud Gamer. He was making outrageous and nonsensical claims and censoring critics of his obviously fake Path of Exile 2 achievements.

Meanwhile, his fraud rocket was exploding in the most humiliating way imaginable.

AP:

SpaceX launched its Starship rocket on its latest test flight Thursday, but the spacecraft was destroyed following a thrilling booster catch back at the pad.

Elon Musk’s company said the spacecraft’s six engines appeared to shut down one by one, with contact lost just 8 1/2 minutes into the flight.

The spacecraft was supposed to soar across the Gulf of Mexico from Texas on a near loop around the world similar to previous test flights. SpaceX had packed it with 10 dummy satellites for practice at releasing them. It was the first flight of this new and upgraded spacecraft.

A minute earlier, SpaceX used the launch tower’s giant mechanical arms to catch the returning booster, a feat achieved only once before. The descending booster hovered over the launch pad before being gripped by the pair of arms dubbed chopsticks.

The thrill of the catch quickly turned into disappointment for not only the company, but the crowds gathered along the southern tip of Texas.

I guess grabbing the booster is impressive. But I’m not knowledgable enough on rocket science to comment.

All I know is this shit exploded much worse than the Challenger.

Here’s the full livestream of the SpaceX failure event.

Why can’t his precious culturally superior Indians do a better job than this?

While this was happening, while Musk was focusing on trying to defame and silence people who criticize his gamer fraud, Jeff Bezos, who is much more alpha and redpilled than Elon Musk, was doing a successful rocket test.

If Bezos beats him on rockets, the Chinese beat him on EVs, Zuckerberg beats him on free speech, and even small 5-year-old children beat him on gaming, why is he the richest man? Why is he running the Trump administration?

Why is he not in prison for all of these frauds he is committing against the public?

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NASA “Humiliated” Boeing by Announcing SpaceX Would Bring Astronauts Back, Employee Says https://www.anglinarchive.com/2024/08/26/nasa-humiliated-boeing-by-announcing-spacex-would-bring-astronauts-back-employee-says/ Mon, 26 Aug 2024 00:00:00 +0000

Butch and Suni will continue to contribute to @ISS_Research aboard the station before heading home in a @SpaceX Dragon spacecraft. Read about their work so far: https://t.co/zy3B0KXzEP

Follow our blogs for the latest @Space_Station and #Starliner updates: https://t.co/M7G4xLhChJ pic.twitter.com/0wX2xeom9V

— NASA (@NASA) August 24, 2024

If you want something fixed, give it to Elon Musk.

He’s an amazing fixer.

He’s really smart and on the ball.

New York Post:

Boeing employees are “humiliated” after NASA announced that two astronauts who have been stranded on the International Space Station by the company’s troubled Starliner space capsule will have to be rescued by Elon Musk’s upstart rival SpaceX, one worker told The Post.

Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams — who went up the ISS in June for what was supposed to be an 8-day mission — will have to wait another six months until a SpaceX Crew Dragon space craft can carry them safely home because their original ride is leaking helium and has problems with its thrusters.

The Florida-based staffer with Boeing’s space program said the decision was the latest blow for the aerospace giant, which is already suffering backlash from a slew of commercial flight incidents earlier this year.

“We have had so many embarrassments lately, we’re under a microscope. This just made it, like, 100 times worse,” one worker, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said.

“We hate SpaceX,” he added. “We talk s–t about them all the time, and now they’re bailing us out.”

“It’s shameful. I’m embarrassed, I’m horrified,” the employee said.

With morale “in the toilet,” the worker claimed that many in Boeing are blaming NASA for the humiliation.

Boeing maintains its Starliner craft could safely get the astronauts back to Earth after putting them on the ISS during its maiden crewed flight on June 5.

Yeah, the situation is that NASA is saying the craft isn’t safe while Boeing is saying it doesn’t matter if it’s leaking, it will be fine.

It seems unlikely that in six months Elon is going to be able to fix this issue. From what we’ve seen, Elon can’t do anything right.

Normally, you would just ask the Russians for help here. Though I guess there are obvious reasons not to do that.

I looked this up recently, and experts interviewed said the Russians would take “weeks or months” to fix this. That sounds like less than six months, however.

No one wants to see anyone die. But it would be so funny if Elon took six months to do this and then failed and these people die and Elon tries to do a podcast about it and has technical glitches for two hours.

Seriously: Elon Musk cannot run a podcast. Why would anyone think he can save astronauts stuck in space?

By the way: have you seen any proof that space is even real?

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NASA Finally Considering Asking Elon to Rescue Astronauts Trapped by Boeing Failure https://www.anglinarchive.com/2024/08/08/nasa-finally-considering-asking-elon-to-rescue-astronauts-trapped-by-boeing-failure/ Thu, 08 Aug 2024 00:00:00 +0000

Butch & Suni may spend 7 MONTHS longer on station than intended due to issues with Boeing’s Starliner.

NASA’s contingency is to launch Crew-9 in September with only two crew members instead of four, with Butch & Suni replacing their spots. Crew-9 would return in February 2025. pic.twitter.com/1ZsUlhOXF8

— Owen Sparks (@OwenSparks_) August 7, 2024

This was the most predictable thing ever.

I predicted it, in fact.

CNN:

Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams — two veteran NASA astronauts piloting the first crewed test flight of Boeing’s Starliner spacecraft — have now been in space for 63 days, roughly seven weeks longer than initially expected.

There is still no clear return date in sight, and NASA is now making clear that the astronauts may not come home on Starliner at all.

SpaceX, Boeing’s rival under NASA’s Commercial Crew Program, may be tapped to bring Williams and Wilmore home instead. The move could potentially extend the astronauts’ stay on the International Space Station by another six months, pushing their return into 2025, agency officials said in a news conference Wednesday.

The comments from NASA leaders indicate a stunning change of tone for the space agency. Until now, officials have repeatedly indicated that Williams and Wilmore were likely to return home on Starliner, and a backup scenario involving Crew Dragon was mentioned as a mere possibility. Wednesday’s update, however, suggests the SpaceX vehicle is rapidly becoming a serious option.

Elon will probably get these people killed.

I’ve grown very tired of these astronauts, and I’m sure it sounds bad, but I would laugh if they died. Especially if Elon screwed everything up and there was video of their flesh being ripped from their bones as they tried to reenter the atmosphere.

Remember when Elon sent that toy sub to Thailand to try to get the kids out of the cave, and the British diver in charge of the operation said it was useless? Elon responded by calling him a pedophile, then getting sued over it and losing.

Wait, sorry – he actually won that lawsuit.

That’s even funnier.

But the funniest thing will be if these astronauts burn up on reentry and there is video of the flesh being ripped from their bones and then Elon goes on Twitter and is like “well, they were pedophiles anyway. No big loss.”

Then someone with a Pepe avatar replies “I’d like to see your tranny son have his flesh ripped from his bones like that, he’s already dead inside anyway” and Elon responds: “💯.”

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FAA Wants Investigation on SpaceX Rocket Failure That Put Satellites in Dangerously Low Orbit https://www.anglinarchive.com/2024/07/13/faa-wants-investigation-on-spacex-rocket-failure-that-put-satellites-in-dangerously-low-orbit/ Sat, 13 Jul 2024 00:00:00 +0000

The team made contact with 10 of the satellites and attempted to have them raise orbit using their ion thrusters, but they are in an enormously high-drag environment with their perigee, or lowest point of their elliptical orbit, only 135 km above the Earth

— SpaceX (@SpaceX) July 12, 2024

Related: Remote Amazon Tribe Now Hooked on Bizarre White Man Porn Thanks to Elon Musk’s Starlink

Elon Musk is actually a criminal.

He bought Twitter so he could say a bunch of racist stuff and then say “I’m not really a criminal – I’m being politically persecuted for being anti-woke.”

The Guardian:

The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) is requiring an investigation into the in-flight failure of SpaceX’s Falcon 9 rocket as it was launching a batch of Starlink internet satellites.

The second-stage engine failure occurred on Thursday evening during a routine launch of the satellites from Vandenberg space force base in Santa Barbara county, California.

Approximately an hour after the rocket took off, the rocket’s second stage, which was carrying 20 Starlink internet satellites, failed to reignite and instead deployed the satellites in a dangerously low orbit where they run the risk of burning up in the Earth’s atmosphere, Reuters reported.

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Thursday’s failure occurred on the rocket’s 354th mission and marks the first Falcon 9 failure since 2015, when the rocket exploded on a launch site in Florida.

He also bought Twitter because he thinks if he can get a Republican in office by manipulating the algorithim in their favor, they will drop all these investigations and charges against him.

He has committed a lot of crimes.

You can’t run companies like he does. It’s illegal. You can’t just lie about everything and put everyone’s life at risk while you do nothing but eat cheesy french fries and play Diablo 4.


You’ve got a lot of problems, Elon.

A lot of problems.

And I’m going to keep pressing them until I get my account back.

If you give me my account back, I’m just going to stop talking about all these crimes your committing.

This is a total violation of basic journalistic ethics, but honestly, I think anyone who buys a Tesla deserves to die anyway, and satellites falling out of the sky is funny to me.

Elvis Dunderhoff contributed to this article.

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Elon Building Advanced Network of Spy Satellites for American Intelligence Agency https://www.anglinarchive.com/2024/03/18/elon-building-advanced-network-of-spy-satellites-for-american-intelligence-agency/ Mon, 18 Mar 2024 00:00:00 +0000

The relationship that Elon Musk has always had with the security state and the US government more broadly should have been a red flag that he wasn’t actually going to give anyone free speech.

I guess it wasn’t?

Reuters:

SpaceX is building a network of hundreds of spy satellites under a classified contract with a U.S. intelligence agency, five sources familiar with the program said, demonstrating deepening ties between billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk’s space company and national security agencies.

The network is being built by SpaceX’s Starshield business unit under a $1.8 billion contract signed in 2021 with the National Reconnaissance Office (NRO), an intelligence agency that manages spy satellites, the sources said.

The plans show the extent of SpaceX’s involvement in U.S. intelligence and military projects and illustrate a deeper Pentagon investment into vast, low-Earth orbiting satellite systems aimed at supporting ground forces.

If successful, the sources said the program would significantly advance the ability of the U.S. government and military to quickly spot potential targets almost anywhere on the globe.

The contract signals growing trust by the intelligence establishment of a company whose owner has clashed with the Biden administration and sparked controversy over the use of Starlink satellite connectivity in the Ukraine war, the sources said.

The Wall Street Journal reported in February the existence of a $1.8 billion classified Starshield contract with an unknown intelligence agency without detailing the purposes of the program.

Reuters reporting discloses for the first time that the SpaceX contract is for a powerful new spy system with hundreds of satellites bearing Earth-imaging capabilities that can operate as a swarm in low orbits, and that the spy agency that Musk’s company is working with is the NRO.

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The satellites can track targets on the ground and share that data with U.S. intelligence and military officials, the sources said. In principle, that would enable the U.S. government to quickly capture continuous imagery of activities on the ground nearly anywhere on the globe, aiding intelligence and military operations, they added.

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The classified constellation of spy satellites represents one of the U.S. government’s most sought-after capabilities in space because it is designed to offer the most persistent, pervasive and rapid coverage of activities on Earth.

“No one can hide,” one of the sources said of the system’s potential capability, when describing the network’s reach.

This is a system that will cover the entire earth and be able to see everything happening in real time, in high definition. The satellites can already read license plates.

This sort of global electronic surveillance grid is not really compatible with “freedom.”

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China Asks Elon to “Not Help a Villain Do Evil” After Spy Satellites Report https://www.anglinarchive.com/2024/03/18/china-asks-elon-to-not-help-a-villain-do-evil-after-spy-satellites-report/ Mon, 18 Mar 2024 00:00:00 +0000

Chinese military and state-run media accused the United States of threatening global security, days after a Reuters report found Elon Musk’s SpaceX was building hundreds of spy satellites for a US intelligence agency https://t.co/F0NbjMqJzG

— Reuters (@Reuters) March 18, 2024

Previously: Elon Building Advanced Network of Spy Satellites for American Intelligence Agency

These Chinese and Russians were all refusing to use Daily Stormer language for years.

Finally, they get it.

Or maybe… maybe “don’t help a villain do evil” is just Chinese language that I personally admire?

Reuters:

Chinese military and state-run media on Sunday accused the United States of threatening global security, days after a Reuters report which found Elon Musk’s SpaceX was building hundreds of spy satellites for a U.S. intelligence agency.

SpaceX’s Starshield unit is developing the satellite network under a classified $1.8 billion contract with the National Reconnaissance Office (NRO), Reuters reported on Friday, citing five sources familiar with the programme.

A social media account run by the People’s Liberation Army (PLA) said the SpaceX program exposed the United States’ “shamelessness and double standards” as Washington accuses Chinese tech companies of threatening U.S. security.

“We urge U.S. companies to not help a villain do evil,” Junzhengping, an account run by the PLA, posted on social media platform Weibo on Sunday. The account has 1.1 million followers.

“All countries worldwide should be vigilant and protect against new and even bigger security threats created by the U.S. government,” the post said.

Wang Yanan, chief editor of Aerospace Knowledge, a magazine overseen by the ruling Communist Party, was quoted in an interview as saying the SpaceX satellite project posed “a challenge to global security and stability”.

“The United States’ high-profile intelligence reconnaissance of countries or regions it is concerned about will inevitably cause some hot issues to become more sensitive or even escalate,” Wang told The Global Times, a Chinese state-controlled newspaper, in an interview published on Sunday.

All the US does is create security threats.

Elon Musk should be in jail.

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Biden Sues Elon Musk’s SpaceX for Not Hiring Enough Asylum Seekers as Rocket Scientists https://www.anglinarchive.com/2023/08/25/biden-sues-elon-musks-spacex-for-not-hiring-enough-asylum-seekers-as-rocket-scientists/ Fri, 25 Aug 2023 00:00:00 +0000

A group of rocket scientists coming to America to look for better opportunities in their field

Elon doesn’t fight for the left. He won’t even hire 70 IQ Guatemalans to design his rocket ships.

But he certainly doesn’t fight for the right either. His censorship agenda is even more extreme than Zuckerberg’s. Zuckergerg only censors because the government forces him to – Elon censors because he feeds on human suffering.

Whether you’re a rocket scientist from Central America or an internet racist, Elon Musk is the kinda guy who would walk right in your house, climb up on your kitchen table, and take a big crap. Right next to your burrito grande. Then he would pull out his phone and show you some horrible unfunny meme from 3 years ago.

And now he is running from Zuck, who is hunting him like a rat.

New York Post:

The Biden administration sued Elon Musk-owned rocket and satellite company SpaceX on Thursday for allegedly discriminating against asylum seekers and refugees in hiring.

“The lawsuit alleges that, from at least September 2018 to May 2022, SpaceX routinely discouraged asylees and refugees from applying and refused to hire or consider them, because of their citizenship status, in violation of the Immigration and Nationality Act,” the Justice Department said in a statement.

“In job postings and public statements over several years, SpaceX wrongly claimed that under federal regulations known as ‘export control laws,’ SpaceX could hire only US citizens and lawful permanent residents, sometimes referred to as ‘green card holders,’” the DOJ added.

The laws bar foreign persons from being given access to export-controlled items without approval from the State Department or Department of Commerce, but permits US persons including citizens, residents, refugees and asylum seekers, according to the lawsuit.

Immigrants “had virtually no chance of being fairly considered or hired for a job at SpaceX,” the lawsuit states, saying the company’s “hiring practices were routine, widespread, and longstanding, and harmed asylees and refugees.”

The Justice Department also pointed to online posts from the company’s billionaire owner Musk as examples of “discriminatory public statements.”

The lawsuit cited a June 2020 post on X, formerly called Twitter, by CEO Musk to his then 36 million followers that said: “U.S. law requires at least a green card to be hired at SpaceX, as rockets are advanced weapons technology.”

Musk is chaotic evil.

He bans racists to ruin their lives, then he engages is racism.

Another one of his tweets read: “these niggers flowing across the border aren’t fit to shine my tennis shoes.” He’s a 60 year old man and he wear tennis shoes to work, by the way.

After making this vile statement of hatred, he then proceeded to ban people for “hate speech” and make wild accusations of anti-Semitism against innocent folks.

But seriously:

The Justice Department doesn’t think it looks ridiculous to claim that illegal immigrants are potential rocket scientists?

I guess after going all in on the tranny thing, no one is worried about looking “cartoonish” anymore.

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Elon Musk Blocks Ukraine From Using Satellites for War https://www.anglinarchive.com/2023/02/09/elon-musk-blocks-ukraine-from-using-satellites-for-war/ Thu, 09 Feb 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Many more Ukrainians will die because Elon Musk’s SpaceX suddenly decided to prevent #Ukraine from using the Starlink satellite internet for controlling drones.
Did they think that amidst existential war we bought all those Starlinks to tweet kittens?

— Victoria Amelina 🇺🇦 (@vamelina) February 9, 2023


Elon is making his move.

There is a good chance this will be considered an act of war against NATO by the Jews in Congress.

We’ve got his back.

Don’t worry, Elon – the people are behind you.

RT:

SpaceX has reduced the Ukrainian military’s ability to use Starlink satellite internet service to control drones in its conflict with Russia, the company’s president Gwynne Shotwell has said.

SpaceX was “really pleased to be able to provide Ukraine connectivity,” but the technology “was never intended to be weaponized,” Shotwell told the 25th Annual FAA Commercial Space Transportation Conference in Washington on Wednesday.

“The Ukrainians have leveraged [Starlink] in ways that were unintentional and not part of any agreement. So you know, we have to work on that [with] Starlink,” she said.

Shotwell later clarified to journalists that she was talking about Kiev’s forces relying on Starlink to control drones in surveillance and attack operations.

“There are things that we can do to limit their ability to do that,” she explained, referring to Ukraine’s use of Starlink with the UAVs, as quoted by Reuters. “There are things that we can do, and have done,” Shotwell added, without identifying the exact measures that had been implemented.

The company president said the deal that SpaceX had with the government of Vladimir Zelensky provided for the satellite service to be applied for purely humanitarian purposes, such as providing internet to hospitals, banks and families affected by the fighting.

“We know the military is using them for comms, and that’s OK. But our intent was never to have them use it for offensive purposes,” she pointed out.

When asked if the company had anticipated that the technology might be abused by Kiev before providing it, the president said: “We didn’t think about it… But we learned pretty quickly.”

It’s not clear how Elon feels about war with the Chinese.

We now know that many of these people associated with this new version of the GOP are only against war with Russia because they want a war with China.

The Claremont Institute is responsible for most of these people, or is at least a base for them. Tucker Carlson is a part of this group, and their main representative. Tucker Carlson used to be my hero, and I thought he was just against the Chinese because they have small eyes and eat dogs, but in the last few months, it’s become clear that Tucker is fixated on actually going to war with the Chinese.

This week, since the balloon hoax, he’s just been talking crazy. He’s literally Sean Hannity. He’s got that gay midget Marco Rubio on there, he’s got all these other neocon’s from Congress – it’s scary to think that the average Fatmerican watching his show wouldn’t even notice the sea change in language, as he moves to push for a war.

It was really a shocker for me. It actually makes me sick that I supported this guy and he sold us all out.

Oh well.

Serves me right, trusting someone.

It never made sense why he was allowed on Fox News.

But hey – now we know.

At least that mystery is solved.

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Russia May Destroy Western Satellites Used to Help the Ukraine https://www.anglinarchive.com/2022/10/27/russia-may-destroy-western-satellites-used-to-help-the-ukraine/ Thu, 27 Oct 2022 00:00:00 +0000

A senior Russian foreign ministry official said that commercial satellites from the United States and its allies could become legitimate targets for Russia if they were involved in the war in Ukraine https://t.co/LRfkGo5fss

— Reuters (@Reuters) October 27, 2022


Space war?

I’ve been waiting for this one.

Reuters:

A senior Russian government official raised the possibility that Moscow could shoot down commercial Western satellites being used to help Ukraine’s war effort, as Russia pressed ahead with its bombing campaign against Ukrainian infrastructure.

If acted on, the threat would inevitably raise fears about spiralling escalation of the eight-month-old conflict and the risk of direct confrontation between Russia and the West.

There was no immediate reaction from the United States or commercial satellite providers.

Konstantin Vorontsov, a senior Russian foreign ministry official, said the use of Western satellites to aid the Ukrainian war effort was “an extremely dangerous trend”.

“Quasi-civilian infrastructure may be a legitimate target for a retaliatory strike,” he told the United Nations First Committee, adding that the West’s use of such satellites to support Ukraine was “provocative”.

“We are talking about the involvement of components of civilian space infrastructure, including commercial, by the United States and its allies in armed conflicts,” said Vorontsov.

He did not mention any specific satellite companies, though Elon Musk said earlier this month that his rocket company SpaceX would continue to fund its Starlink internet service in Ukraine, citing the need for “good deeds”.

Russia has a significant offensive space capability – as do the United States and China. In 2021, Russia launched an anti-satellite missile to destroy one of its own satellites.

It would be sort of hilarious if Russia knocked out Starlink and Elon got a huge insurance payout.

Typically, insurance doesn’t cover acts of war, but we’re supposedly not at war. Insurance covered Lucky Larry’s WTC towers on 911.

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White House Responds to Elon Musk Pulling Free Satellite Services From the Ukraine https://www.anglinarchive.com/2022/10/15/white-house-responds-to-elon-musk-pulling-free-satellite-services-from-the-ukraine/ Sat, 15 Oct 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Elon Musk was giving free satellite internet to the Ukraine, and these dumb faggots decided to come out and attack Elon Musk. So he pulled the service.

Now the Hohols are whinging about it.

RT:

The Pentagon and US allies are exploring all options to maintain Starlink satellite services for Ukraine after tycoon Elon Musk said he’s no longer willing to provide the communications for free, the White House press secretary has said.

During a briefing on Friday, Karine Jean-Pierre was asked if the Biden administration had considered Musk’s request for the Pentagon to foot the bill for satellite internet communications in Ukraine.

“Look, we understand the importance of these capabilities to ensure stable communications for Ukraine’s forces in particular,” Jean-Pierre responded.

Starlink, operated by Musk’s SpaceX company, has become the main communication tool for Ukraine’s forces since the start of the conflict with Russia.

According to the spokeswoman, the Pentagon is “working with allies and partners to look at all options on how best to support those needs identified by Ukraine specifically.” Further questions on the matter should be referred to the Department of Defense, she added.

Pentagon Press Secretary Sabrina Singh confirmed on Friday that “the department has been in communication with SpaceX regarding Starlink,” but declined to expand on the nature of those contacts.

Elon is saying that Starlink is the only remaining reliable communications in the country.

I don’t know if that’s even true, but people are clearly mad about him pulling private funding for it.

That repulsive neocon cunt Julia Davis is whining.

Why would they attack Elon Musk so viciously, just for saying the country should try to find a peace deal? They could have just ignored it. Instead they acted like they were going to put Elon on the kill list.

“Ukraine” people are very disgusting and very entitled slobs.

By the way, for the record, along with denouncing Starlink for helping the Hohols, I denounce Starlink for ruining the sky.

It’s really just vandalism.

Just look at this shit.

How is it even allowed?

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