About damn time we do something about this crime problem.

We’ve got a huge crime problem in America. Minorities are slaughtering our people in the streets, raping our women and dealing drugs that kill our kids. And no one is doing anything about it.

But that’s about to change.

The Guardian:

A Michigan candidate for US Senate has proposed arming homeless people with pump-action shotguns in an effort to reduce crime.

Brian Ellison, who is running against Democratic incumbent Debbie Stabenow, says homeless people are “constantly victims of violent crime” and providing them with firearms would provide a deterrent.

This is possibly the best idea I’ve ever heard.

Giving the homeless shotguns has a proven track record of success in tackling both crime and corruption.

It also worked out pretty well against demons in that movie.

We need to build a hobo army.

Hobos are already on the streets 24/7, observing everything that happens. We just need to give them guns and a license to kill criminals and America will be cleaned up in no time.

Ellison, a Libertarian who is expected to be the party’s candidate in the November midterm election, said he had settled on pump-action shotguns for practicality purposes.

You can say that again.

By the way, don’t look at the above GIF unless you’re above 13, please. Just take my word for it that it’s awesome.

“Frankly I think the ideal weapon would be a pistol,” he told the Guardian, “but due to the licensing requirements in the state we’re going to have a hard enough time getting homeless people shotguns as it is.

“Getting them pistols is probably next to impossible. The pistols need to be registered, people have to have addresses.”

Yeah, I mean, I guess a pistol would be okay… As long as it fires shotgun shells.

Law and order – one shell at a time.

Carrying a concealed pistol is illegal without a permit, Ellison said, “whereas open-carrying a long gun is completely legal”.

“So we thought that pump-action shotguns were a suitable alternative to a pistol.”

I like how the whole discussion is about which gun to give to our GLORIOUS HOMELESS ARMY. The whole concept is so self-evident that only implementation details really need to be ironed out.

Ellison, a former soldier who has served in Iraq, said he decided to run for office “just to try and make a difference”. As well as the shotgun plan, he would focus on minority rights and said he would oppose foreign military intervention.

Regarding the pump-action shotguns, Ellison said he and his team would aim to “pre-qualify” homeless people who wanted shotguns and were deemed suitable candidates to own them.

Yeah, you definitely need to pre-qualify these people. After all, some homeless people are part of the “problem” themselves:

No shotgun for you, darkie. The dog can have one though.

This is part of a new wave of politicians, who have real solutions to real problem.

And arming hordes of hobos to sweep the streets, enacting justice for the people, is about the most obvious solution I can think of to make America great again.

If you live in Michigan, you know who you should be voting for.

I rejoice in the suffering of subhumans

Pro-tip for not dying: If you’re a stupid whore who feels the need to have a gun shoved up her vagina, make sure the guy holding it isn’t a nigger. Whites, Yellows, mestizos, even most arabs and sub-continentals will remember to TAKE THE FUCKING BULLETS OUT FIRST!

Daily Mail:

A man who left his partner for dead after accidentally firing a shotgun while it was inserted into her vagina to fulfill her sexual desires has been jailed for ten years.

David Jeffers, 47, fled in panic from a Britannia hotel in Manchester leaving his partner disfigured on the bed after their fantasy went catastrophically wrong.

The 46 year-old victim, who cannot be named for legal reasons, has been left with life changing injuries to her bladder and female reproductive organs but amazingly survived.

I don’t know the race of the “victim,” but it doesn’t matter – the bitch deserved it, and it’s funny as fuck!

In the days before their rendezvous, she told Jeffers of her sexual desires via text message, saying: ‘I can’t sleep, so excited.’

The victim, who worked as a manager in Stockport, Greater Manchester, had arranged and paid for him to stay with her at the hotel on January 30.

This is what the woman spent her money on and lost sleep over:

Whatever the race, it’s very clear that women in general aren’t very bright.

At all.

The couple consumed drink and drugs before engaging in sexual activity.

“I just met a retarded monkey-like creature, it’s a good idea to get high before asking it to shove a shotgun in my vagina.” – Woman in current year

Jeffers, who lives in Harehills, Leeds, inserted the loaded shotgun, which he claims to have found in the toilet of the Wetherspoon’s pub at Leeds train station, into her vagina before accidentally pressing the trigger.

As his victim lay naked on the bed, Jeffers phoned reception to ask for help before dressing himself and fleeing the hotel via a rear exit.

He made his way to Piccadilly train station where he caught a train back to Leeds in the early hours.

That’s some nice gun control you have there…

When a hotel employee went up to the room, the victim murmured: ‘I am in agony, I am going to die’.

She was rushed to Manchester Royal Infirmary with multiple gun shot pellets in the abdomen and received significant trauma injuries. Emergency surgery saved her life.

In hospital, she told doctors of the traumatic experience and claimed that Jeffers was a ‘bad man’ who tried to ‘blow her insides out.’

The weapon, never recovered after Jeffers dumped it in a Stockport bin, was described in court as an ‘antique’ shotgun, the size of a small handgun, which fired.410 pellets and was usually used to kill vermin.

Well it certainly did the job here.

Prosecuting, Peter Wright QC, said: ‘There was consensual sex and at some stage the defendant inserted the loaded firearm into her vagina which was then discharged, casing catastrophic internal injuries.

‘As she lay grievously injured the defendant dressed and took with him the firearm and his mobile phone, using the room phone to dial reception and request an ambulance indicating that a female had been shot.

‘He then left the hotel by the rear exit where he then fled to Leeds making no further enquiries about his victim’s well-being.

You have to give this nigger some credit, most of his kind would’ve just ran away immediately and hoped nobody in the racist police noticed what they did.

‘The night manager who answered the phone went upstairs to investigate and once in the room he saw her laying naked face down on the bed and was in-coherent saying she had been shot. She was in considerable pain saying: “I am in agony, I am going to die”.

‘The pair were mutually supportive of each other and they talked in intimate terms, past, present and future and the newsagents from which they purchased alcohol described the pair as looking like a ‘new couple’ and this was a relationship which was perfectly happy.

Reading this made me feel even happier!

Shame there were no casualties.

But the end result isn’t so bad, I guess.

The child probably tried to mug the Negro something. I can’t think of any other reason why he would get shot like this by a complete stranger.

WSPA:

A mother tells us someone shot her son as he was riding in a truck with his father and brother in Cherokee County.

The shooting happened Tuesday night near Kraft Street.

Tammy Rising said her 10-year-old son Caleb was hit with what’s called rat shot. He’s in the hospital with 10 BBs embedded in his face. She said one is below his eye. Two centimeters higher and it could have blinded him, she says.

Tammy says her husband and Caleb’s 18-year-old brother were repairing a truck for the teen to drive. Caleb wanted to go along when they took the truck for a test drive. During the short drive around the neighborhood, Tammy says they were confronted by a man who wanted to know why they were riding through the area. There was a bang moments later.

She says at first they weren’t sure if it was fireworks or rocks and they rushed home to take a look. “He had blood all over him,” she said.

They realized Caleb had been struck with BBs and drove him to the emergency room.

Tammy says several BBs were removed before he was transferred to another hospital. Ten BBs are still in his face and a surgery team will decide later Wednesday if the benefits of removing them outweigh the risks, she said.

“He’s handling it very well,” she said of her son.

But the fourth grader keeps asking why someone would shoot him, she said.

She said Caleb is scared to ride his bike or come home after the shooting.