Osaka Mayor Ichiro Matsui

It is common knowledge that women are better at managing time than men, and thus, very pragmatic shoppers. They go straight for the kill, always picking up only what’s most essential. This is similar to the way they are very quick in the bathroom, having evolved to be ultra-efficient pissing machines.

That’s why these archaic and patriarchal statements from the mayor of Osaka have caused quite a bit of outrage.

Daily Mail:

The mayor of Osaka has come under fire after saying women take longer than men while shopping as he tried to promote social distancing to curb the spread of the coronavirus.

By Friday morning there were nearly 1,500 coronavirus cases in Osaka and the prefecture that surrounds it, making it the second hardest-hit after Tokyo.

Japan’s government has declared a nationwide state of emergency till at least May 6 in a bid to stop the spread of the coronavirus.

In Osaka, Mayor Ichiro Matsui has been appealing to people to take steps to reduce the risk of virus infections, but his remarks over gender shopping behaviour stirred controversy.

‘When a woman goes… it will take time,’ Matsui said when asked by a male reporter about possibly reducing shoppers’ entry to supermarkets to lower the risk of coronavirus infections.

‘If it was you, if you were told to get this or that, then you would go directly… and go home,’ he said. ‘It’s also fine for men to go shopping while avoiding contact.’

Matsui, who also said married couples should avoid going shopping together, drew criticism on Japanese Twitter over his remarks, with users saying they were sexist.

‘Japan is a country where these words come calmly out of a mayor’s mouth. Deplorable,’ said one user today.

Japan has feminism now, yes. They’ve had it ever since the 2007 octopus invasion that sexually liberated women. As soon as that happened, they started getting all uppity.

Women take extreme joy in shopping, because they’re biologically wired to operate based on social consensus, and social consensus is strongly affected by marketing strategies and ads.

When society tells women to do something, women feel a strong need to comply even if it is against their own wishes. This is one of the reasons why there’s a movement against slut-shaming: because shaming women works, and they want to be sluts.

Shaming works so well that most ads are designed to illicit a sense of inadequacy. They don’t encourage people to buy the stuff, they shame people for not having it.

Furthermore, women, as a consequence of their feeble nature, are natural consumers. Men are equipped with the mental and physical capacity to interact with the world and transform it, and women are unable to do this to the extent that men can. As such, all throughout history, men have been mostly producing and women have been mostly consuming.

As natural consumers, women practice the act of consuming on a daily basis, and anything people do on a daily basis results in people becoming better at it.

This Japanese mayor is not wrong about women shopping.

Women enjoy consuming and shopping so much that even if they know where everything is in the grocery stores, they’ll still walk around aimlessly as if they were drunk in a park, endlessly pondering the effects that buying more or different stuff will have in the herd’s approval of her.

Experts agree that Amazon’s rise over Wallmart is mainly due to people trying to avoid looking at niggers, fat people and other disgusting creatures.

Some naive economists believe that people will tend to always buy stuff for the cheapest possible price. That’s wrong. My personal view is that people are lazy as hell, and instead will buy stuff in whatever way is most convenient.

Most of the success of online shopping can be attributed to the fact that it’s easier than getting out of the house to go to a brick and mortar store.

“Ugh, I’m out of soap. I guess I’ll order some on Amazon. I can just wash next week when it arrives…”

But that’s not the whole story.

People also love the instant gratification of walking into a store and getting a shiny, useless item and walking out with it, which Amazon can’t provide.

So there’s another factor at play here – the n factor. And yes, the n stands for niggers. Walmart stores, in particular, are overrun with third world primitives and other disgusting people, making any trip to that store a grueling ordeal which normal White people loathe.

Walmart is painfully aware of this problem, and they’re working on it.

Gizmodo:

Retail giant Walmart has apparently concluded that the experience of visiting its massive retail stores can be kind of unpleasant and appears to be working on technology that would, uh, simulate a flashy version of that experience from the comfort of your couch.

The article doesn’t mention why visiting these stores is unpleasant. Well, let me show you, in case you’re from overseas.

Exhibit 1.

Exhibit 2.

Per a report in Bloomberg, Walmart has applied for patents concerning a truly bizarre “virtual reality showroom” involving headsets, “sensor-packed gloves,” simulated environments, and automated shipping. Yeah, it’s just as weird as it sounds. Bloomberg wrote:

The company has applied for two patents that detail a “virtual show room” and fulfillment system that would connect shoppers clad in VR headsets and sensor-packed gloves to a three-dimensional representation of a Walmart store. Customers could wander digital aisles from home and “grab” items, which would be immediately picked and shipped from a fully automated distribution center.

“Walmart knows that its stores are too big and unwieldy for people,” Zoe Leavitt, a managing analyst at patent researcher CB Insights, said.

They’re not too big and unwieldy. Americans love big and unwieldy stuff.

No, the problem lies somewhere else.

Exhibit 3.

Exhibit 4.

So they’ll just create a virtual Walmart, which people can visit using their Oculus Rift or whatever, and which will be meticulously picked clean of brown people, trannies, fat women with blue hair and homeless niggers.

So to defeat Amazon, a sprawling e-commerce giant that has become grotesquely profitable in part because it is ultra-convenient and efficient, one of Walmart’s potential plans is… A shopping system that requires expensive VR gear and virtual assets of Walmart products, all so that the user can experience some kind of nonsensical “sensory feedback” that may or may not be correlated to reality.

In theory, this seems intended to make shopping at Walmart just like that cool armory scene from The Matrix. But in practice this seems like an awful lot of unwieldy junk to deal with, especially considering Walmart is not exactly known for selling the kinds of things that would be really interesting to look at it in VR. On the other hand, this is probably the only way to shop at Walmart that looks even dumber to a third-party observer than helplessly wandering through its cavernous aisles looking for someone, anyone in a blue shirt.

Wow, these Gizmodo people sure are haters. Have they been to a irl Walmart in the past couple years?

I’m guessing no.

Who wouldn’t don a VR headset to avoid having to look at this kind of scene?

In reality, this does have potential. If Walmart comes up with their own, simplified VR kit and sells it at a heavy loss to encourage people to buy it, and if this kit can also play VR games and provides additional functionality, then it could catch on.

Hell, they could have “themed stores” where you’re shopping for underwear and peanut butter in the middle of the amazon forest, or while having to evade a Xenomorph aboard a giant spaceship shopping mart. That’d be pretty awesome tbh.

Damn. The dill pickle chips are at the end of that corridor, but there’s a xenomorph in the ducts…

But ultimately, this is just a cope. An easier, though less profitable way to deal with their issue would just to stop giving people mobility scooters and make their doors really, really narrow, so disgusting fat people can’t get in. They can start blazing classical music through the PA system to keep the Blacks away for good.

Bam. Now shopping at Walmart becomes a pleasant experience again.

Why would a good goy ever need such an assault squirt gun?

The gun control fiesta is being kicked into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE, with water guns, nerf guns, gun-themed band names and even colors now getting the bat.

We will never prevent Jew terrorists like Cruz from shooting up Jew schools unless we purge the very idea of a gun from the entire country. In fact, the violence probably won’t stop unless we somehow destroy the Platonic ideal of the gun itself.

I’m guessing the next step of gun control is to have European-style socialists astrally project into the ethereal plane an abolish the concept of weapons from existence.

Breitbart:

Google has removed search results for any product that contains the word “gun” in it, including water guns, toy guns, the band “Guns and Roses,” and even “burgundy” from its shopping section.

Sorry Axl, your rock anthems are standing in the way of progress.

Google has removed results in its shopping tool for a wide range of terms related to firearms, unwittingly censoring completely unrelated items such as music groups and movies whose titles matched filtered terms.

Google Shopping allows users to search for products from a wide range of online shopping sites to compare prices and offerings. The Internet giant has removed search results for a wide variety of terms, which was discovered by social media users this week.

Searches for “gun,” “guns,” “pistol,” “pistols,” “AR-15,” “rifle,” and “revolver,” in the shopping section of Google’s search engine will now fail to return any results, while other searches which have nothing to do with firearms but include the keywords similarly provide no results, including “toy guns,” “water guns,” “glue gun,” “Guns and Roses,” “Gundam,” “Top Gun,” “Naked Gun,” the Man With the Golden Gun,” “Shogun,” “Sex Pistols,” and even “burgundy.”

The European-style socialist fears the burgundy.

They’re not kidding about this.

Google shopping now blocks all search queries with the English word "gun" in it, which can be something of an issue as you can imagine. pic.twitter.com/NL4V00y079

— Best Mom Eva (@mombot) February 27, 2018

Example 3:
If you're a music lover and wanted to buy merchandise related to the musical band "Guns and Roses," too bad. Google's shopping tab will tell you nothing is available. pic.twitter.com/pPelmGUbFQ

— Nick Monroe (@nickmon1112) February 27, 2018

Example 4:
Burgundy is a shade of red. A color on the color wheel. But since BurGUNdy has "gun" in its name, you're out of luck if you wanted to buy ANY sort of item in that particular color. pic.twitter.com/IOJOCMgYex

— Nick Monroe (@nickmon1112) February 27, 2018

The fact that words including “gun” as part of the title have led many to suspect Google is running a filter specifically to remove any search result including those letters, as opposed to filtering by product category or vendor.

The Breitbart article is now outdated, since Google has silently reversed their attempt at censorship.

They just did it because earlier no gun related search returned results. Not even Top Gun! pic.twitter.com/RyapqoNZAE

— tubytus28 (@tubytus28) February 27, 2018

This means that this wasn’t some elaborate policy decision implemented by skilled engineers, but probably the act of some rogue employee letting their SJW politics sabotage Google’s systems.

The implementation was so clumsy that it’s quite hard to believe any competent software engineer could be behind this, let alone a team. A simple regex could have prevented ridiculous non-sense like banning colors or band names. Skilled engineers would have banned product categories. This is just retard non-sense.

So again, it’s most likely this wasn’t an official policy, but the action of a single employee – or maybe some kind of mistake.

However, it’s still quite instructive in understanding the mindset of the left at the moment. The shitlib footsoldiers of the system have been whipped into an anti-gun frenzy by their European-style socialist masters, and are acting totally irrationally.

This could end up being a major victory for us.

Black Friday: the holy American tradition where the cosmic struggle is commemorated in a material struggle for trinkets.

So, a bunch of people got shot yesterday.

It’s unclear who is responsible, or what is the motive, but I would present the hypothesis that this is a wave of protest over the continuous violations of African-American civil rights, and a memorial to the suffering experienced during slavery.

And also, I guess, because “dat cracka’ done stole’d my parking space!”

New York Daily News:

At least four people were shot across the country during Black Friday sales, including a Walmart customer who died in a fight over a parking space.

Three separate shootings — at a New Jersey Macy’s, a Tennessee mall and a Nevada Walmart — killed two people and wounded two more. All the attacks happened outside of the stores as holiday shoppers inside loaded up on door busters and deals.

Demond Cottman, 20, was shot and killed around 1 a.m. in front of a mall in Mays Landing, CBS Philadelphia reported.

His brother, Shadi Cottman, was also injured when the shooting broke out at Hamilton Mall, in the parking lot next to the Macy’s store.

Huh, I wonder who could be responsible for these shootings…

Could it be a straight white male?

They have a culture or rape and murder.

Or maybe a rowdy Chinese accountant?

They live their lives like they’ve got nothing to lose.

In Reno, a Walmart shopper was shot and killed just minutes after Black Friday door busters began on Thursday night.

Police said the unidentified victim was gunned down at 6:05 p.m. in a driveway leading up to the superstore, KOLO TV reported. The gunman and his victim were fighting over a parking spot, officials said.

The shooter — described as a black man in a dark-colored Toyota, with damage to the side windows and brake lights — fled the scene.

Oh. Right.

No one ever expects the colored gentleman.

The problem with black Friday is that it concentrates a lot of people in very tight spaces. And when Blacks are concentrated in a given area, even for a short while, trouble tends to happen as a result.

So unless you’re looking to get shot over a parking space, I’d avoid going anywhere where there’s likely to be black people on black Friday next year.

Horrific expressions of anti-Semitism are inescapable. Just ask Omer, a Jew who couldn’t even do some online shopping without encountering one.

After buying wall stickers from a Chinese online retailer, Omer received a confirmation email that included recommended items for future purchases. Among them was a mask of the man incarnation of Satan known for gassing trillions of Jews in shower rooms gas chambers, who shall go unnamed because his name doesn’t deserve to be remembered, let alone uttered.

Omer may have proceeded to shed six trillion tears—one for each gas chamber victim—but eventually regained his composure and complained to the retailer for causing such extreme emotional pain.

Their response?

Ynetnews:

The store responded to Omer by telling him that the product list which included the mask is not prohibited or supervised.

Unjust. These Chinamen think they’re funny for recommending a Hitler mask to a Jew, but they’re not. Anti-Semitism should never be promoted, especially when it has the capability of attacking Jews within the comfort of their own homes.

I demand that all of China, adults and kids alike, undergo mandatory Holocaust sensitivity training.

The Injun people are at one with nature.  But they need shekels for firewater like the rest of us.

Yahoo Travel:

It almost sounds like a joke — a mall in the Grand Canyon? But a company called Developers Confluence Partners has proposed building a $1 billion entertainment complex on the east rim of the Grand Canyon that has created an uproar.

Called the Grand Canyon Escalade, the developers refer to the project as a “tourism destination development” that will include shopping, an IMAX theater, multiple hotels, and an RV park. It’s all centered around a Gondola Tramway, designed to take travelers “from the rim of the Grand Canyon to an elevated Riverwalk on the Canyon floor.”

An action group called Sum Of Us is having none of it and has started an online petition to fight the development, which has reached 90,000 supporters — 10,000 people away from its 100,000 goal. According to the petition, the tram is being built in a “sacred place for the Navajo.“

But members of the local Navajo Nation support the development, claiming that it will create jobs — and even plan to put $65 million toward infrastructure surrounding the project, NBC News reported.

Here is the official page outlining the Injun plot to turn the Grand Canyon into a sacred mall, where the Pale Man is invited to smoke an electronic peace pipe before watching the latest offering of Pixar in crisp 3D with surround sound which makes you believe you are actually inside a story of toys.

The Kali Yuga is consumerism.

After a major cold front swept much of America over the past few days, the ridiculous rioting and protesting over the Ferguson grand jury decision has lost most of its steam.  The Blacks and Marxists are now trying to keep the protests going by moving them into Wal-Mart and Target department stores.  There’s also been some protests at shopping malls.

AP:

Dozens of people have interrupted holiday shopping at major retail stores around the St. Louis area to speak out about a grand jury’s decision not to indict the officer who fatally shot Michael Brown.

The protests began Thanksgiving night and continued early Friday. Protesters spent a few minutes at each store, shouting inside. Officer in at least one store ordered them to leave. There was no immediate word of any arrests.

According to Johnetta Elzie, who had been tweeting and posting videos of the protests, demonstrations occurred at a Wal-Mart and Target in Brentwood, two Wal-Marts in St. Charles and one Wal-Mart in Manchester.

Seriously, how stupid is this? What the hell does Wal-Mart or Target have to do with Darren Wilson, Michael Brown or Ferguson?

I personally do not like these department stores but if this is how desperate they are to keep this thing going, their political agenda is doomed for failure.