Cocaine sharks are like regular sharks – except they are high on cocaine.

This is the new crisis – worse than the coronavirus, worse than BLM, worse than democracy in the Ukraine: sharks on cocaine.

New York Post:

Sharks lurking off of Florida’s coast may be eating bundles of cocaine dumped in the ocean by US-bound drug smugglers — and scientists want to find out.

With the massive amounts of drugs washing up on beaches and being pulled out of the ocean by authorities each year, marine biologist Tom Hird wanted to investigate whether or not sharks had ingested cocaine as part of a new TV series “Cocaine Sharks” — which will premiere during Discovery Channel’s beloved “Shark Week” next week.

In the program, Hird and University of Florida environmental scientist Tracy Fanara conduct a number of experiments on sharks off the Florida Keys, where fishermen have reportedly told tales about drug-addicted fish.

“The deeper story here is the way that chemicals, pharmaceuticals and illicit drugs are entering our waterways — entering our oceans — and what effect that they then could go on to have on these delicate ocean ecosystems,” Hird told Live Science.

They’re actually making a film about this, in addition to the documentary show.

This comes after the “Cocaine Bear” movie.

For some reason, people have become fixated on animals taking cocaine.

I do not even have a theory as to why that is.

It’s retarded.

Europeans are refusing to exterminate the invading army coming from Africa to conquer our mother continent.

Thank God that the sharks are willing to do this job that Europeans think they are too good for.

IBT:

A number of migrants died after being attacked by sharks while attempting to cross into Italy from Africa, the Libyan Navy has claimed.

At least 31 people died – including three children – and more than 40 are missing after two boats attempting to cross into Europe via Libya sank. The coastguard conducted two rescue operations off the city of Garabulli, around 40 miles (60km) east of Tripoli, spokesman Colonel Abu Ajila Abdelbarri said.

The Libyan navy said that they managed to rescue 60 people from one of the boats and 140 from the second. Migrants from Somalia, Ghana, Ethiopia, Nigeria and Pakistan were among those that were rescued.

They were escaping the now-over brutal civil war in Syria, mind you.

In a series of Facebook posts detailing the incident, the Navy added that “a number of bodies were devoured by sharks during the rescue”.

Captain Nasser Al-Gammoudi told Italian newsapaper Il Giorno: “When we arrived in the area, off the town of Garabulli, [one] dinghy was semi-submerged and still had 44 people clinging on to it, whom we saved.

“There were lots of bodies all around and we saw there were four or five sharks swimming among them, large blue sharks, a very aggressive species. When we brought the bodies on board we noticed that some of them had been bitten, so it’s possible that among the missing some may have been eaten.”

However, the claims have bene dismissed by experts. Ezio Amato, a marine biologist, said that while white sharks and tiger sharks “have been known to attack lone swimmers” they have never been recorded attacking in large groups, reports The Times.

Well, yes.

It’s clear that they did this for moral reasons, rather than issues of sustence.

The earth itself and all of its creatures are coming to defend the master race against this onslaught by hordes of subhumans led by the evil Sauron Jew.

Definitely the white pill of the week, this right here.

WOW.

God bless sharks.

If only dinosaurs still existed, we wouldn’t have any problems at all.

“What ever will we do with this pesky Nazi tower that we can’t knock down?”

“I know what we can do.”

“What?”

“Fill it with sharks!”

The Local:

Austrian city planners unable to knock down the huge concrete flak towers built by the Nazis have solved the problem with one of them, by filling it with hammerhead sharks.

The guns that were on the steel reinforced concrete structures fell silent and were removed many years ago, but the buildings themselves were so strongly made that it was not easily possible to demolish them.

And so they remain, haunting the city’s skyline, where they became known as the Grey Elephants, the giant remnants of the Nazi’s last line of defence against Allied troops that still tower above Vienna’s streets.

The 170-foot-high concrete flak towers are now so much a part of the city that many admit they do not even notice them. Most are now as they were at the end of the war, empty and deserted.

But for the flak tower in the Mariahilferstrasse, it has been converted into a multipurpose structure that includes the huge aquarium, a climbing wall, a zoo and now a spectacular panorama restaurant.

The hammerhead shark tank containing 150,000 litres of water is undoubtedly one of the most spectacular attractions, but it also includes the overhead crocodile pool which puts visitors coming in through the entrance of the building underneath a crocodile enclosure.

If you scan through social media sites looking for shark videos, you will come across countless videos of people diving with sharks, fishing for sharks, and even saving sharks. But you may also notice a new trend starting to emerge in the shark world: More and more people having hands-on encounters with sharks. And within this group, we are noticing an increase in the number of videos showing people engaging in the practice of shark riding—grabbing a shark by its dorsal fin and allowing it to pull you through the water. This activity has become so prevalent that we recently added the tag “riding a shark” to our blog index at Shark Attack News.

So how did this trend start? The early shark riding videos were primarily released by conservationists who were trying to drive home the message that sharks are not mindless killers that continually roam the oceans seeking out humans for their next meal.

Ocean Ramsey, Kimi Werner, and Lesley Rochat are three of the better-known conservationists who have been depicted riding large tiger and great white sharks. Whether you agree with their tactics or not, the sight of these petite women holding onto the dorsal fins of large apex predators, often two to three times their own size, are absolutely extraordinary and thought-provoking.

These interactions are calculated. These conservationists have many years of experience dealing with sharks, and they have a level of comfort around sharks that most people do not. They did not engage in this activity without preparation, and they acknowledge that there are risks involved.

So what is driving this new surge involving ordinary folks riding sharks? My best guess is either alcohol or an unfounded sense that sharks are one step away from being pets. Either way, it’s a dangerous game that will most certainly end badly for some unfortunate soul down the road. And since many of these interactions are videotaped, I’m guessing we’ll have a new gruesome video making the rounds and sharks will once again be vilified.

The latest shark-riding video (below) emerged on Wednesday via YouTube. We see several vacationers in Bora Bora swimming at the surface while several lemon sharks swim below.

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• French teenager ‘died instantly’ in shark attack on paradise island
• Girl, 15, was holidaying on Reunion, off the coast of Madagascar
• The teenager was sliced in half by a shark, 15ft off the beach
• Her sister watched as a part of the girl’s body was taken by the shark

A teenage girl ‘died instantly’ when she was sliced in two by a shark while snorkelling near the beach on a paradise island in the Indian Ocean.

The 15-year-old, who lives on the French mainland, was less than 15 feet (five metres) from the shore of the island of Reunion, located off the coast of Madagascar, when the savage attack took place.

Her terrified sister was among those who saw the girl schoolgirl disappear under the water at around 3pm today.

The teenager’s body was sliced in two at the torso, and then ‘a part of her body was taken away by the shark,’ said a said Gina Hoarau, the head of public safety on the island.

She added: ‘The girls were in an area of St Paul bay where swimming is not allowed. She would have died instantly.

‘The operation to recover the upper part of her body is ongoing.’

Huguette Bello, the mayor of St Paul, said: ‘The girl, who was 15, came from mainland France and spent her holidays on the island.

‘She was staying on the island with her father, who is in charge of the yacht club in St Paul.

‘Both of the girls had masks and snorkels on, and were swimming just in front of the Bay restaurant.’

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