Alyssa Alhadeff (left) was 14 and already well past the wall.

Panic buttons, eh?

That will get them.

Unless of course the cops respond to the panic button and then stand outside the school for an hour doing nothing. In which case, the cellphones work well enough already.

New York Post:

Albany pols passed a law Saturday requiring school districts statewide to seriously consider installing silent panic alarms to alert law-enforcement authorities during emergencies.

The state Assembly approved “Alyssa’s Law,” named after 14-year-old Alyssa Alhadeff, who was shot and killed in 2018 during the Parkland, Florida school massacre.

“Schools should be a safe place for our kids to learn and grow,” said Assembly Speaker Carl Heastie in a statement announcing the bill’s passage.

Carl Heastie

Alyssa’s Law will force each school district’s safety teams to consider installing panic alarm systems and other direct communication technologies as part of their mandatory regular reviews of safety plans.

The measure had previously passed in the state Senate and now heads to the governor’s desk to be signed into law.

Fabien Levy, a spokesman for Mayor Eric Adams, said the city currently doesn’t believe it needs panic buttons in Big Apple schools but will review the measure.

“Our children’s safety is our top priority, which is why all our public schools have School Safety Agents assigned to them,” Levy said in an email.

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Some schools in New York already use panic buttons.

They’re not ever going to talk about what is causing these shootings.

They will not order a study on it.

Instead, they just keep coming up with these silly, nonsense rules – because they don’t actually care if kids get shot. This is about taking guns away from normal people so the government can become even more brutal.

Life is often full of contradictions and paradoxes.

I remember when I was young and I thought the whole, “if a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, does it make a sound?” philosophical premise was deep.

However, things get more complicated as you get older, it turns out. I wasn’t ready for the deep modern philosophical dilemmas.

Namely, “if a school shooter shows up and you have a tranny student but have no tranny bathrooms, is it worth risking a hate crime by hiding it in the men’s shitter?”

RT:

LGBTQ groups have criticized a Virginia public school for leaving a transgender student unprotected during a lockdown drill. While others hid in boys’ and girls’ locker rooms, teachers argued over where to hide the trans student.

After a spate of school shootings earlier this year inspired copycat threats at Virginia middle schools, area school districts began scheduling “lockdown drills” to put parents’ minds at ease. Like fire drills, such pantomimes only go so far to prepare for real, unscripted emergencies. Sometimes a real emergency isn’t even required, as one transgender student in Stafford, Virginia discovered last month.

Students at Stafford County public schools are instructed to seek shelter in the middle school’s locker rooms during an active shooter drill. The school’s lone transgender student was, however, singled out, barred from both male and female locker rooms and made to sit in the gym bleachers while teachers debated what to do with her. She was finally moved to a hallway between the locker rooms, where teachers presumably stopped short of cleaving her in two. Equality Stafford, a local LGBTQ rights group, reported the incident.

Frankly, I would not risk this hate crime shit.

I’d let that little monster fend for itself in the hallways, just like the teachers did.

In fact, death is preferable to being called a bigot in my humble opinion.

Death only happens once, but misgendering someone can lead to eternal shame. 

We need to get our best minds and scientists on this question.

I don’t want to end up in a similar situation and not know what to do.

Because now these teachers are in trouble over potentially allowing one of their students to die. 

Suicide, if you’re a teacher and faced with such a situation, seems to be the preferable option here. 

But they were screwed either way, no? A perfect Catch 22 like this is rare to see in the wild, but it happened just now.

As I explained above, I think they made the best out of a bad situation. But how can we be sure???

Create a problem and then propose a solution. Jewish business genius on full display here.

RT:

An Israeli company has produced a backpack which transforms into a full-fledged armored vest. It says the product is in high demand in the US, inspired by the school shootings “trauma” there.

How many of those shooters were crazed Jews and how many others were self-loathing half-breeds that the Jews created?

Seriously, they were all kikes. Even the last guy, David Katz.

“We designed a bullet-proof backpack at the request of our distributors in the United States after the huge trauma caused by the February shooting in Florida,” Snir Koren, CEO of Masada Armor, told AFP.

Smooth deployment.

The February 14 shooting at the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland was one of the deadliest incidents of the kind in US history with 17 people killed and some 20 injured.

The company’s new product has apparently been received well, as Masada Armor sold “hundreds” of the backpacks in just two months. Now the backpack is available for purchase online and the company is seeking to increase production to 500 units per month, according to the CEO.

The backpack can quickly transform into an actual bulletproof vest, as a promotional video shows. The front piece of the vest is stored within the backpack, and takes about a second to pull out – at least when an adult does it in the video demonstration. It’s unclear whether school students under stress would find it as easy to accomplish.

Yeah, no, it looks like an impressive little backpack, no joke. What is funny is that we’re talking about this seriously.

I remember Ted Kaczynski wrote about how Leftists never want to address the root of any problem – they would rather come up with technological workarounds instead. Like instead of figuring out why everyone hates their lives and wants to kill themselves in the West, they just give out anti-depressants…

Same thing here.

Instead of figuring out what is wrong with these kids, they’d rather hand out bulletproof backpacks lmao. This is somehow seen as a reasonable proposal. They should hand out first aid kits and tactical camo for these kids as well. Safety First! Every little bit helps!

And I don’t even blame these kikes for trying to make a quick buck. That’s what they do. They’re merchants who prey on fear and death to sell their wares.

Imagine being a kid and hearing this garbage though. They already have to go through TSA checks to get into school. Schools literally are built like prisons, by prison contractors serving prison slop and severely curtailing your movement, when and where you can take a shit and there are hostile gangs wandering around trying to shank you.

And now they want to deck them out with bulletproof kevlar hahahahah like WTF! At that point, what would go through the parents’ heads even? Like, just don’t send your kid to school anymore if you’re sending them into a Lebanese civil war type situation, the education isn’t even that good, just stay home and read some books, bruh. Is sending them into Southern Beirut every day even worth it at that point? Fuck, people. Use your heads. Use common sense. If you’re at the point where you’re contemplating buying your kid a kevlar backpack just stop and rethink your entire thought process. 

Do you really need some Neon-Nazi to tell you this, parents? Get it together, god damn you’re stupid!

Whatever, the backpacks are too expensive and the niggers will just steal them, so this won’t ever get off the ground.

At least the kids are poking fun at the whole school shooter situation.

The only ray of light in all this though is that the media pushes the “quiet white kid who snaps one day” meme.

Niggers and browns might actually lay off the white kids for a bit, since the media portrays us as stone-cold killers who you don’t want to get on the wrong side of.

If I were in school now, I’d just roll with it.

Just start muttering under my breath about demons in my head and writing “ONE DAY” in caps across entire pages of my notebooks, letting the other kids see it “by accident” and then just awkwardly smiling at them.

Hehe.