New Culture War Front Erupts Over Handjobs
Earlier this month, a new major study on sexual dynamics in committed long-term relationships released conducted by the Pew Research Institute has shone light on just how little interest heterosexual…
There’s No Reason to End the Slaughter in Gaza. America Will Support It Forever!
Surely, there’s no reason to end the war so soon. The story of Angel Face being raped and then having her head cut off with a shovel has justified at…
Gavin Newsom Announces He’s Sending Weapons to Hamas
In response to Florida governor Ron DeSantis’ claim that he is going to send weapons to the Israeli Defense Force, California governor Gavin Newsom has announced that he will be…
Stormer-Endorsed Senate Candidate Mark Kelly Admits to Contracting Assassination of Abe Shinzo
“Nip gets clipped”: Stormer-endorsed Arizona Senate candidate Mark Kelly has revealed he ordered the assassination of Shinzo Abe. Arizona Senate Candidate Mark Kelly has admitted to me in text messages…
Claim: Russian MoD No Longer Taking Calls from Dat Nigga Up in Da Muthafuka
“Rassis ass muthafuka white bitch done puttin da nigga on hold, aint eben holla at da nigga, shiieeeet. Finna pop off.” -The Pentagon Chief Formerly Known as Lloyd Austin Reports…
After Seeing Graph, Redditors Decide to Go Fight in Yemen Instead – Denounced as Anti-Semites, Banned
The “Reddit Rambo Brigade” has moved from r/VolunteersForUkraine to r/VolunteersForYemen after seeing the following graph: The graph shows that while only a few dozen children have been killed in Ukraine,…
Morale High Among Ukrainian Resistance in Kiev as Russians Forget to Bring Gas for Tanks
A Ukrainian people’s resistance movement in Kiev prepares for the Russian attack. Photos emerging from the conflict zone in the Ukraine show Ukrainian civilian resistance fighters looking joyful as they…
Law of Gravity Disproportionately Targets People of Color
Last week, a video went viral on social media showing several young and promising aspiring rappers in Birmingham, Alabama floating off of the ground up into the stratosphere. When the…
Facebook Now Will Recognize Satire and Not Censor People for It…?
Facebook has the same policies as every other company, so if Facebook is unbanning satire, it means every other site is too. Wait… what? RT: Facebook has pledged to provide…
Whatever Happened to Harry Reid?
Remember Harry Reid? He was in the government. Did you ever wonder what happened to him? Well, I can tell you what happened: he became a private detective. Unlike when…