Satanists keep saying they don’t really worship Satan, as if that makes them acceptable.

Firstly, that would just make them liars and scammers.

Secondly, they do worship Satan and just lie about it to promote the worship of Satan while offending as few people as possible.

NH Journal:

Forget St. Nick; someone in Concord may end up on Satan’s naughty list after The Satanic Temple’s Baphomet statue was destroyed Monday night in an act of yuletide mayhem.

Concord Deputy Police Chief John Thomas told NHJournal that while the investigation into the vandalism is active and ongoing, he can rule out at least one possible suspect.

“Santa wouldn’t do this,” Thomas said. “Santa loves everybody.”

I don’t get the joke.

The statue of the hooded demon was found broken in half around 7 p.m. Monday night, a few hours after the marble slab showing The Satanic Temple’s seven principles was cracked.

State Rep. Ellen Read (D-Newmarket), who helped organize The Satanic Temple’s display, was spotted gathering up the broken shards of the goat-headed figure Tuesday morning after getting a call about the destruction. She’s not sure if members of The Satanic Temple plan to put their monster mannequin back together.

Ellen Read is the fat woman carrying the legs. People actually voted her to represent them.

Representatives of the Vermont and New Hampshire-based temple did not respond to a request for comment.

City officials were not thrilled about the addition to the public space when the Baphomet display went up this weekend on the Concord City Square in front of the State House. The square typically plays host to a traditional nativity scene depicting the birth of Jesus.

A statement issued by the City of Concord indicates the permission for the sulphuric statue’s inclusion came under threat of a lawsuit.

“Under the First Amendment and to avoid litigation, the City needed to choose whether to ban all holiday displays installed by other groups, or otherwise, to allow it,” the statement reads. “After reviewing its legal options, the City ultimately decided to continue the policy of allowing unattended displays at City Plaza during this holiday season and to allow the statue. It is anticipated that the City Council will review next year whether permits for unattended holiday displays should be allowed at City Plaza.”

Cornerstone, a New Hampshire Christian advocacy organization, has mocked the display as a childish and insincere attempt to promote an anti-religious agenda, not an expression of actual spiritual beliefs.

“The Satanic Temple are not Satanists. They have no religious belief in any Satan figure. They are normal, atheist feminists who use Satanic imagery as a legal tactic, to fundraise through media exposure, and because offending Christian grandmothers brings a sense of meaning to their sad lives,” it said in a statement.

Cornerstone acknowledges there are people with pagan or even Satan-centric religious beliefs, but said those behind the State House display aren’t among them.

“If you remember the 1990s, you might have the wrong idea about who put up the ‘Satanic’ statue in Concord, New Hampshire this weekend,” the group posted on social media, “‘The Satanic Temple’ is not Charles Manson: it’s just your liberal feminist aunt trying to trigger you by mocking your faith.”

Yeah, that’s actually just as bad as worshiping Satan.

It’s the same thing, in fact.

Satanic Temple undesirable in Russia

The Russian Prosecutor General’s Office has declared the American organization “Satanic Temple” undesirable in Russia, stating that the organization:

◾️ speaks negatively about Russia’s special military operation in Ukraine and calls for… pic.twitter.com/Fx7MxS5yUu

— ️Jacob🇷🇺Charite️ Иагов (@jaccocharite) December 4, 2024

Vladimir Putin and Russia have officially banned the Satanic Temple, labeling it an “undesirable organization” and accusing it of promoting violence and supporting extremist and terrorist activities.

Meanwhile, in the West, some schools are welcoming the Satanic Temple into… pic.twitter.com/txeMacZcER

— Shadow of Ezra (@ShadowofEzra) December 5, 2024

Related: Ohio: Satanic Temple Begins Program for Elementary School Children

They didn’t just ban them for being Satanic.

They banned them for supporting the Ukraine. Which, to be fair, is in itself satanic.

Every Ukraine-supporter is a satanic tranny or Jewish (satanic).

RT:

Russian authorities have designated the US-based Satanic Temple as an undesirable organization, claiming that the quasi-religious group justifies violence and supports extremist and terrorist entities.

Under Russian law, any foreign or international organization which is believed to pose a threat to the country’s security and political system can be labeled undesirable. This status essentially prohibits such entities from operating in Russia; their bank accounts are frozen and local branches are shut down. Those found in breach of the law could face fines or even prison sentences under certain circumstances.

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In a statement on Wednesday, the prosecutor general’s office said that the “so-called Satanic Temple was registered in the US in 2012” by several Harvard University graduates. According to Russian officials, the group has 23 chapters in the US, Canada, Australia, Germany, Finland and several other nations. It is believed to have over 10 million members worldwide.

The Russian authorities claimed that the organization “promotes occult ideologies [and] uses Satanic imagery to discredit traditional spiritual-ethical values.” The Satanic Temple, which allegedly enjoys US government support, also justifies violence and “actively backs members of extremist and terrorist movements,” the prosecutor general’s office explained.

Yes, the name gives it away, doesn’t it?

Putin: Western elites are false prophets trying to force humanity onto the path of outright satanism. pic.twitter.com/aqd33W89eX

— Putin Direct (@PutinDirect) October 2, 2022

Because of the Constitution, you can’t pray at school, but also, because of the Constitution, your children learn to be Satanists at school.

The Constitution is vibrant.

Cleveland.com:

A public elementary school will begin offering a religious release program for students sponsored by the Satanic Temple, reportedly in response to a Christian program already established in the school system.

Hellion Academy of Independent Learning (HAIL) begins this month at Edgewood Elementary School in Marysville, according to a Facebook post from the Satanic Temple. Students can attend the program once a month during school hours but off the school campus.

An ordained minister with the Satanic Temple, the only Satanic religious organization recognized as a church by the IRS and federal courts, tells WCMH Channel 4 that a parent approached the group and asked for HAIL to be offered at the school.

The minister, June Everett, tells WCMH that HAIL is only offered when requested and only at schools where other religious programs already are established.

Poster for this satanic program

LifeWise Academy, an Ohio-based program operating in 200 schools in Ohio, is offered at Edgewood Elementary School, WCMH reports. LifeWise removes participating students from schools for 55 minutes once per week to study the Bible.

The parent requested HAIL as an alternative to LifeWise, Everett tells WCMH. “We aren’t trying to shut the LifeWise Academy down, but I do think a lot of school districts don’t realize when they open the door for one religion, they open it for all of them,” Everett said.

That is the most Jewish thing ever.

America is a Christian country and Satanism is not a real religion anyway.

It’s a lie that the Constitution says people can be Satanists or that you have to teach Satanism to children.

Everett says HAIL focuses on ideals such as acting with compassion and empathy, pursuit of justice, respecting others’ freedoms, and aligning beliefs with scientific facts.

“We are not devil worshipers,” Everett tells WOSU. “Different Satanists across the United States will give you different answers depending on how they personally believe. But as a whole, we are non-theistic, meaning we don’t believe in any supernatural deities and that includes, you know, God or Satan.”

That’s also a stupid lie. Maybe some of the people involved don’t understand that it’s an actual Satanic religion, but you would have to be retarded not to understand what is going on when they say that. They are obviously normalizing Satanism by claiming they are not real Satanists, they’re just joking around when they do all the rituals.

And they do the rituals.

It’s spreading to every state

It’s a hate crime to be against Satan.

Just good old-fashioned American values.

We defeated Hitler and saved all those innocent Jews so we could bring them to America to force us to worship Satan.

The Post Millennial:

Michael Cassidy has been charged with a hate crime for beheading a statue of Satan at the Iowa Capitol. Cassidy drove up to Iowa after the Satanic display was erected in the state capitol and took it down. He will be arraigned on February 15.

Polk County prosecutors charged Cassidy with felony third-degree criminal mischief, saying that he acted “in violation of individual rights” under Iowa’s hate crime statue, the Des Moines Register reports.

Cassidy had been charged with a misdemeanor fourth-degree criminal mischief the day after the beheading but had been informed that he may be liable for further charges.

Spokesman for the Polk County Attorney’s Office Lynn Hicks said that “Evidence shows the defendant made statements to law enforcement and the public indicating he destroyed the property because of the victim’s religion.” This is what resulted in the hate crimes charge.

The victim, before the brutal attack

The victim, after the brutal attack

Hicks further elaborated on how much it would cost to replace the statue of Baphoment constructed by the Satanic Temple, which would be between $750 and $1,500. The extremely litigious Satanic Temple had filed their own damage estimate, saying that it would be $3,000 to replace the statue.

Cassidy, a former military officer who ran for Congress, pushed over and decapitated the statue of Baphomet, which had been put up by members of the Satanic Temple of Iowa. The Satanic Temple had been given permission for the display. Cassidy discarded the head of Baphomet in the trash.

It’s in the Constitution that you have to worship Satan. Or, at least, that’s what an army of Jew lawyers said, and I’ve never known them to lie about anything.

It’s in the Constitution that your kids have to worship Satan.

You can’t have a gun, because that was only for the very specific context of a militia before the US had a very Constitutionally sound standing army.

But the Constitution is very clear that your children have to worship Satan.

The Guardian:

Children had a “great time” at the first meeting of an after-school Satan club at a Tennessee elementary school this week, organizers said, despite dozens of protesters who condemned the meeting.

On Wednesday, the After School Satan Club (ASSC), a federally recognized non-profit organization and national after-school program, held its first meeting at Chimneyrock elementary school in Memphis.

A club flyer said that the Satanic Temple was a non-theistic religion that views Satan as “a literary figure who represents a metaphorical construct of rejecting tyranny and championing the human mind and spirit”.

“After School Satan Club does not attempt to convert children to any religious ideology. Instead, the Satanic Temple supports children to think for themselves. All After School Satan Clubs … emphasize a scientific, rationalist, non-superstitious world view,” it added.

Activities promoted by the club include science projects, community service projects, puzzles and games, nature activities, arts and crafts and snacks, the flyer said.

Following the club’s first meeting at Chimneyrock elementary school, the Satanic Temple told WMC that “kiddos had a great time”.

These people say this is a cute thing, and they are just joking around, and they are not actually Satan worshipers in a literal sense.

However, if they were literal Satan worshipers, that is obviously exactly what they would say.

Ironic satanism is the only logical marketing strategy for unironic satanism.

Satanic Alter installed in the Iowa State Capitol. 😡👹 The devil is bold in these last days. pic.twitter.com/KoEJnxwRtD

— Lexit (@LexitMovement1) December 12, 2023

See: This Week in The Constitution: You Can’t Own an AR-15, But Your Kids Have to Worship Satan

Rofl.

Send in the troops to defend Satan.

Cops: white-knighting for Satan.

American cops: Satan’s Army.

Remember, faggots: back the blue, support the troops.

New York Post:

The Satanic Temple’s display inside the Iowa State Capitol was destroyed on Thursday, according to police.

A spokesperson for the Iowa State Police told Fox News Digital that Michael Cassidy, 35, was arrested after allegedly tearing down the Iowa Satanic Temple’s Baphomet display.

He was charged with 4th-degree criminal mischief.

Michael Cassidy, 35

In a text message to Fox News Digital, Cassidy confirmed he tore down the satanic display, which was erected last week by The Satanic Temple of Iowa to represent the group’s right to religious freedom.

“It was extremely anti-Christian,” Cassidy told Fox News Digital when asked why he tore the statue down.

Bro. Don’t defend yourself. Everyone gets it.

You don’t need to explain this to anyone.

Cassidy previously ran an unsuccessful campaign in 2022 to unseat Rep. Michael Guest, R-Miss.

The former congressional candidate didn’t elaborate on why he tore the statue down, but posted a Bible verse Thursday night to X after being charged.

“1 Peter 5:8 KJV Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour,” he posted.

It’s just a cutesy little thing that is actually atheism somehow, even though they have Baphomet statues and candles for satanic mass.

Don’t worry, it’s not really satanism. It’s just a big joke.

These Satan worshipers are just a bunch of silly jokers.

And yes, obviously that is exactly what they would say if it was actually serious, and they actually wanted to use the innocence of children in their power rituals. Of course if it was real and deadly serious worship of Satan they would say it is a silly joke. Everyone knows they would do that, because it is self-evident that they would do that.

But you can trust them.

You can totally trust the satanists.

However, we can’t trust you, so you have to hand in your AR-15. But your kids are going to be taught satanism. Because of the Constitution and anyway it’s really just a silly joke so what are you even mad about? Sounds like you’re the one with the problem.

These satan people are gay child molesters, the whole lot.

USA Today:

Controversy is stirring across a small Connecticut town as prospect of a “After School Satan Club” looms.

The Satanic Temple, a Salem, Massachusetts based group announced that it will launch the club at Lebanon Elementary School in Lebanon, Connecticut on Dec. 1. The club is unaffiliated with the town and school district.

Despite the name, the group said they don’t worship the devil. It touts that the club is non-theistic religion “that views Satan as a literary figure who represents a metaphorical construct of rejecting tyranny and championing the human mind and spirit.”

The group said their goal isn’t to convert kids to any religion but “encourage them to think for themselves.”

Members of the club will participate in science projects, community service projects, puzzles, games, nature activities, and arts and crafts.

WFSB reported that parents in the community have expressed concern.

“They’re trying to use events like this to recruit kids at a young age and steer them away from religion,” Amy Bourdon, told WFSB.

Bourdon, who runs Parent’s Choice, an advocacy group that promotes religious freedom told WTNH that she’s concerned that the Satanic Temple is operating like a religious group.

“I think it’s deceptive,” she said. “I liken it to the Camel cigarettes used to entice the youth and children.”

Shut up, cunt.

Don’t you ever compare Joe Camel to gay satan.

Further, there is no evidence Camel ever marketed to kids. I’m middle-aged, and I want to model my life after Joe Camel. I would literally be smoking a Camel as I type these words if Joe was still around, because I would want to support him and become more like him.

Instead, I smoke Marlboro, because they have cool cowboys.

Further, Marlboro country is literally where the flavor is. But I would still be smoking Camel if Joe was still around, because I am susceptible to advertising campaigns telling me I will be cooler if I buy a product.

According to WFSB, the group decided to host meetings in the small town because it already hosts an after school Good News Christian club.

“We’re not changing the politics here. This is something people should have recognized from the start,” Lucien Greaves, a co-founder of the Satanic Temple told WFSB.

Others in town said the issue boiled down to freedom of speech, and were okay with the club hosting meetings.

“This is a free country. We’re supposed to have freedom of religion or no religion so I can understand both sides of the story,” said Dori Dougal, who lives in Lebanon told NBC Connecticut.

Dumb bitch.

“Freedom of religion” is not for satan. It’s to keep denominations of Protestants from having wars with each other.

In all fairness, once you remove the edgy clothes and makeup, there’s not really much difference between these people and most teachers today

The co-founder of The Satanic Temple has been labelled ‘transphobic’ and condemned by Satanists after posing for a photograph with a gender critical anti-woke atheist.

Satanists are now calling for Lucien Greaves to be removed from his position as spokesperson for the temple… pic.twitter.com/o2b3kDEeXs

— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) October 4, 2023

To be fair, a real satanist would be really, really gay.

This guy is just a twerp who is mad at his parents. He doesn’t suck dick and he doesn’t cut his dick off.

New York Post:

The Satanic Temple’s foremost spokesman has reportedly faced internal backlash after he posed for a photograph with an atheist activist who condemned “crazy woke sh—t” among LGBTQ+ activism.

The Satanic Temple (TST) co-founder and spokesperson Lucien Greaves has a history as a provocateur against Christianity in public life, but now is reportedly facing uproar from members of his own religion.

Lucien Greaves

In June, Greaves had appeared in a photo with former American Atheists president David Silverman, who thanked him in a tweet for a “great tour” and declared, “Great to see you again and thanks as always for your activism!”

Thanks to my friend @LucienGreaves for a great tour for me and Kris @CShellska at @satanic_temple_ ! Great to see you again and thanks as always for your activism! pic.twitter.com/uCYDI6cUEl

— David Silverman (@MrAtheistPants) June 5, 2023

“[I]n the small world of radical atheist activism, the image was instantly divisive,” The Atlantic’s Helen Lewis reported in a piece about TST’s leadership feud.

“Silverman had been pushed out of American Atheists several years earlier amid accusations of sexual misconduct, which he denied, and he had drawn criticism more recently for arguing that it wasn’t transphobic to say, in reference to transgender rights, ‘[live] your life as you see fit, but stay out of women’s showers and don’t groom kids.’

Yeah, for sure you’re not allowed to say that.

You have been allowed to say that since like, mid-2020.

If you’re Jewish, you can probably avoid getting totally life-ruined (as Silverman has), but you’re still going to get kicked out of things.

Silverman, who frequently shares posts from trans ideology-skeptic organization Gays Against Groomers and whose current bio describes him as “Ex-Left ex-woke,” responded to the backlash at the time by arguing, “Lol. I’ve been a civil rights activist in support of trans people for 25 years, since before anyone was looking. I also love my trans kid unconditionally.”

Silverman went on to say, with ostensible sarcasm, “But sure. I disagree with some of the more crazy woke sh– so I’m in the same category as those who throw trans kids out. Maybe read a book and do some research.”

Literally “read a book.”

“Many Satanic Temple members objected to their leader posing with such a figure,” Lewis at the Atlantic reported.

“People immediately hated on me, but they had no idea why,” Silverman told Lewis via email. “They just knew I was an outsider and therefore a hateful, anti-trans, evil person, and Lucien was guilty for knowing me.”

Meanwhile, Greaves reportedly dismissed the backlash and downplayed his relationship with Silverman, arguing he could not vet every person who wanted a photo taken with him.

“The discontent with that response quickly spread into a full-blown Satanic schism. There were calls for Greaves to apologize, to cede power, to reaffirm his support for trans rights,” Lewis reported.

…

Yet even so, Lewis noted that Greaves refused to condemn Silverman and objected to the demand itself, “I have no interest in re-litigating the transgressions of somebody I now understand to be entirely and effectively canceled,” he wrote. “One does not look upon the barbarity of medieval torture devices and ask, but were those who were subjected to this guilty?”

It must be frustrating to be a millennial faggot who tried to do the most anti-social thing possible as a teenager, only to have wayyyyyy more anti-social people take over society completely and then condemn you for not being anti-social enough.

I remember guys who would talk about “satanism” when I was in high school. This was very edgy in the 1990s. But they were really just doing it because they were losers who were mad at their boomer parents, and this was a way to get laid.

Some of them were fat mutants but had hot goth girlfriends because they were so rebellious. So, so very rebellious.

Well – not anymore.

Now it’s “cut your dick off or else.”

Funny.

Elvis Dunderhoff contributed to this article. 

You’re going to get arrested or attacked for being against abortion.

Meanwhile, your Jewish government is going to side with the satanists molesting your kids – just like they sided with the homosexuals turning your kids into trannies.

Do people still not see how bad things actually are?

The Guardian:

An after-school Satanists club in Pennsylvania is threatening to raise hell after local district leaders denied them the ability to convene on their school grounds.

The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), together with its Pennsylvania chapter, sent a letter to the Saucon Valley school district demanding that they allow the After School Satan Club, or ASSC, access to school facilities in accordance with the US constitution’s first amendment right to practice religion freely.

The ACLU alleges that the Satanist club was initially approved to use district facilities, but that approval was rescinded after district officials received pushback from community members. The club’s requested meeting dates were subsequently denied.

The After School Satan Club says it is a secular organization and its members do not actually believe in or worship the devil. According to their website, the club “does not believe in introducing religion into public schools and will only open a club if other religious groups are operating on campus”.

By contrast, the Good News Club, an organization sponsored by a local evangelical church devoted to spreading the word about the Bible, is allowed to host meetings on public school property.

In the letter addressed to the district, the ACLU said: “The district has intentionally opened up its facilities for general community use and, in so doing, may not limit access to this forum based on the content of our clients’ speech, their religious identity, or their viewpoint – even if some may find their beliefs ‘controversial or divisive’. Nor may the district restrict our clients’ access to this forum based on others’ animus toward our clients’ religion, or based on the anticipated or actual reactions to the content or viewpoint of our clients’ speech.”

The ACLU is threatening the school district with a lawsuit on behalf of the club and the Satanic Temple if the alleged discrimination continues.

Sara Rose, deputy legal director for the ACLU of Pennsylvania, told the Guardian: “It’s unfortunate that the school district is doubling down on its unconstitutional and discriminatory action against the club and The Satanic Temple. We are consulting with our clients as they carefully consider their next steps.”

It’s not “unconstitutional,” and if it were, who gives a shit? The government is involved in a program of mass censorship of all people who disagree with them. We know that for a fact. Matt Taibbi was just in Congress proving it yesterday.

No one cares about the Constitution. It’s just a tool to push an agenda. I’m sick of hearing about it, frankly.

It’s just a joke religion, guys.

They don’t really worship Satan.

They just think that Satan is like, Science or whatever.

They’re not really doing human sacrifice rituals, guys.

Life Site News:

Self-professed satanists are reportedly planning to open an abortion facility disgustingly named after pro-life U.S. Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito’s mother. Alito wrote the opinion in the landmark Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization case, which rolled back 49 years of federal abortion precedent by overturning Roe v. Wade, thereby eliminating the federal “right to abortion.”

According to The Satanic Temple (TST), however, that life-saving Supreme Court decision might never have happened if Alito’s mother had just had the opportunity to murder her son in the womb.

TST, which has frequently grabbed headlines for attempting to mock and undercut Christianity in the public square and has claimed abortion as one of its religious “rituals,” will open the abortion facility in New Mexico, a state that openly promotes abortion in stark contrast to neighboring pro-life Texas.

According to a Wednesday report by Fox News, the satanists’ baby-killing facility will be named “The Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic.”

Abortion-seeking women who go to the “clinic” can access “telehealth screenings and appointments” by the group’s newly minted medical services branch, TST Health. Women can then be prescribed chemical abortions drugs that they can purchase from a pharmacy.

Girls and women ages 17 and up who reside in New Mexico and whose preborn babies are at a maximum of 11 weeks “and medically eligible for an abortion,” will be able to utilize the satanic group’s services, Fox News reported.

TST co-founder Malcolm Jarry explained the rationale for naming the so-called “clinic” after Justice Alito’s mother Rose, an Italian-American former schoolteacher who passed away in 2013 at age 98. Rose Alito’s Mass of Christian Burial was celebrated at Our Lady of Sorrows Church in Hamilton, New Jersey.

“In 1950, Samuel Alito’s mother did not have options, and look what happened,” Jarry said, according to a February 1 press release.

“Prior to 1973, doctors who performed abortions could lose their licenses and go to jail,” he said. “The clinic’s name serves to remind people just how important it is to have the right to control one’s body and the potential ramifications of losing that right.”

Erin Helian, executive director of campaigns for TST, said the group “is proud to expand reproductive options for our members,” adding that the derisively named “clinic” in New Mexico “is just the beginning.”

“We will remain steadfast as we continue the fight to uphold reproductive justice in the United States,” she said.

The press release noted that TST has entered the pro-abortion space before, filing lawsuits against Texas’ pro-life legislation and contending that the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, together with “federal and state Religious Freedom Restoration Acts,” provide legal protections for the satanic group’s so-called “abortion ritual,” which they say “is an essential part of religious practice.”

Citizens for a Pro-Life Society director Monica Miller, Ph.D., told LifeSiteNews that the fact that TST has publicly aligned itself with the pro-abortion cause, even going so far as to help women obtain drugs to poison and kill their preborn babies, proves the demonic nature of abortion.

“That Satan worshippers are on the side of child killing explicitly tells the world that abortion is evil,” Miller said in a Wednesday email.

She said the satanists’ New Mexico abortion facility is “a temple of death” and suggested that the overt connection between abortion and satanism is accurate.

According to Miller, “in some ways, this is more honest of them to blatantly link baby killing to the pit of Hell, as all abortion centers are from that same hideous pit.”

It’s definitely a bit more honest.

Though I don’t really know that it’s worthy of much credit.